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I’d boink Senator Harris

By CovfefeButDeadly following x   2018 Oct 6, 2:41pm 1,714 views   47 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


I’d tap it. Who else?



Might have to tape her mouth shut when it’s not stuffed with my cock. She’s annoying as hell.

And she got chubby recently so she may have to hit the treadmill six hours a day for the next few months.

And those pearls on her neck wouldn’t be real!

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8   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 6, 6:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kepi says
I seem to recall scientists have demonstrated that the size of the hoop earrings a chick wears is proportional to how gaping ALL her holes are. In the image at the top, the hoops are pretty big. @CovfefeButDeadly you would want to double wrap it.


Hence the need for anal.
9   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 6, 6:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Kamala Harris probably has sex blackmail on any number of prominent men fucking her way to the top. Once you have seen a woman like her in action, it's shocking how far they can take it.

Shine a UV light on her, and she'd glare bright blue with a rogue's gallery of cumstains.


Honestly, those are the ones you want.
10   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 6, 6:41pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I wouldn’t fuck that with Aphroman’s dick!
11   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 6, 6:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Now that I think about it, Kepi makes a good point.

I think a serious discussion of the vastness of Senator Harris' vagina is merited. Have at it.
12   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 6, 6:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"I got multiple strains of herpes from Willie Brown. There are so many of them, they started soccer leagues in my tweetie!"
15   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 6, 11:21pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Think about all the homeless people that could be housed in Senator Harris’ vagina!
16   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 7, 8:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I would go for a blow job with her. When I'm done, I would pee on her to mark my territory.
17   HEYYOU   ignore (21)   2018 Oct 7, 11:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

People that can't handle the truth block 6 comments.
20   CBOEtrader   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 7, 12:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
The crazy fucks are the best, but, boy oh boyo, do you pay for it!


Never bang a power bitch. Crazy girls are amazing in bed. Power bitch's can be crazy and typically awful in bed at the same time.

Theres a subconscious reason why 85% of men prefer a nurse to a female doctor as a mate.
21   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 7, 12:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She achieves orgasm at the point that extort-able blackmail is in the bag, then puts her clothes on and leaves without a word.
22   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 7, 5:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's an intriguing thought since most female politicians are hags (Sarah Palin is an exception).
23   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 7, 9:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Everythign she says makes her repulsive. She's too bitchy and too far on the left.
24   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 9, 12:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Question.

Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?
25   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 9, 3:15pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CovfefeButDeadly says
Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?


More like a Wild Game Reserve.
26   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 10, 8:55pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

But Kamala has not had her own children I don't think. She's pretty racked out and not tall (5'2") so this is also in her favor. I dislike the large sized Amazons.

She's almost 54 so bring lube just in case.
27   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 12, 3:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So are we going in forearm deep?
28   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 12, 5:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.
29   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 12, 7:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CovfefeButDeadly says
In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.


Got to get her to shut up first. Miscreant against miscreant is kind of like fighting fire with fire crotch.
30   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 22, 2:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Senator Harris,

Lemme tap that.

Sincerely, Covfefe.
31   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2018 Oct 22, 2:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pervert.
32   CBOEtrader   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 22, 2:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I hear she has #metooooooooooooooooooo tattoo'd across her dick
33   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2018 Oct 22, 2:28pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She ties Michelle Obama in hard-on contests which is why the Blackhawks won't sell her a ticket.
34   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 24, 8:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Do we think she shaves/waxes?

Personally I think Senator Harris ought to have the common decency to shave or wax prior to servicing the 7000 member illegal alien caravan with all three holes.
35   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Oct 24, 8:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I fuck brains as much as the girly parts.
Without a good head that I can connect with, the rest is a huge turn off.
I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

Needs to be some laughing and giggling going on. She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.
36   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 24, 11:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?

No normal man would stop a stump with a hottie based on any political or silly comment she might make. The Council has seen you post, and have determined you need to return your Man License immediately.
37   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 27, 3:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Interesting subject by Tenpoundbass, since I frequently wonder if I have to really like them or not.

Personally I think after some champagne for Harris she'd be OK because the subject would not be politics, rather what she was going to do for my excitement.
38   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Oct 27, 3:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.
39   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 27, 4:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.


I wouldn't walk away.

I have no problem boinking hot chicks that are despicable.
40   Onvacation   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 27, 4:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.

Reminds me of a jr hi joke

What do funguys hate most?
Antifungals!

That was bad.

Ms Harris is from My hometown of Oakland. Kamala Devi Harris is an American attorney, politician and puppet of lobbied interests. She was born on October 20 1964 making her amongst the last of the baby boomers and a Scorpio.
I suspect she gets what she wants in bed and it's either a dream come true or a nightmare for her partners. Sometimes probably both.
41   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 27, 7:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CovfefeButDeadly says
I have no problem boinking hot chicks that are despicable.


I think we have a VASTLY different opinion on how to score hotness. Ms. Harris is just nasty!
42   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 27, 8:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She's OK, I'd give her a try as fuck buddy. It's hard to judge 100% by these pictures though. I'm more of an ass man, not a nose man.
43   Philistine   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 28, 1:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Automan Empire says
I'd give her a try as fuck buddy.

Man, sometimes I reminisce about all the cute/hot/and-or quirky chicks I used to be eff buds with.

Miss that 3 a.m. post-bar crawl in Brooklyn, something rigid stirring in my pants, send a quick text and come over to her place with a six pack of Sapporo, watch half an old '80s flick, fuck for a couple hours and head home before the sun comes up.

Probably had more fun with that type than any of my girlfriends. They were like guy friends except with the right equipment.

Sorry but any dude that would hit the eject button on a woman of hotness just because she didn't "connect" or have something to talk about--that's a dude with low self-esteem. Some of the best sex I ever had was with chicks that were from another planet.

Also, Senator Harris is okay, maybe a 6 to 7 on a good day with low lighting, but I'm not into shtupping the high school principal. She's no Helen Mirren, of that we can be sure.
44   BayArea   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 28, 6:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A fellow that puts on the brakes in the heat of the moment because of some non-physical disconnect is an effeminate, insecure, and unusual man
45   MisterLefty   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 28, 6:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She is fat, and getting fatter. She has white ancestry, but is loud, obnoxious and like most politicos, a narcissist. Her salad days have sailed, and if she was boinking Wille Brown, you'd have to always use a condom. Pass, and find someone better.
46   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 28, 12:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BayArea says
is an effeminate, insecure, and unusual man


Disagree that it's necessarily due to underlying lack of masculinity, and not helpful to men to post so. Many an STD and sticking of dick in crazy has been prevented by paying heed to last minute red flags that pop up instead of succumbing to the urges of the little head.
47   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2018 Nov 1, 6:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Also, Senator Harris is okay, maybe a 6 to 7 on a good day with low lighting, but I'm not into shtupping the high school principal. She's no Helen Mirren, of that we can be sure.


I had only male principals so thats no fantasy of mine.

I did have a bunch of 30-40ish yo teachers who I would have splattered with copious quantities of baby batter in mere seconds though. I put Senator Harris in that category, though it takes me much longer now days.

And believe me it would be a straight grudge fuck. I'd bang the crazy right out of her.

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