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I’d boink Senator Harris


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2018 Oct 6, 2:41pm   7,297 views  45 comments

by FuckTheMainstreamMedia   ➕follow (3)   💰tip   ignore  

I’d tap it. Who else?



Might have to tape her mouth shut when it’s not stuffed with my cock. She’s annoying as hell.

And she got chubby recently so she may have to hit the treadmill six hours a day for the next few months.

And those pearls on her neck wouldn’t be real!

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1   Goran_K   2018 Oct 6, 3:25pm  

I’d rather she be deported to Venezuela with her socialist idols.
2   MisdemeanorRebel   2018 Oct 6, 3:29pm  

Yeah, I mean she's alright but she's batshit crazy. Only if I were anonymous would I tap that.
3   Ceffer   2018 Oct 6, 4:16pm  

The crazy fucks are the best, but, boy oh boyo, do you pay for it!
4   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 6, 5:13pm  

I think I’d have to go down on her to get her hot enough to beg for anal.
5   Kepi   2018 Oct 6, 5:46pm  

I seem to recall scientists have demonstrated that the size of the hoop earrings a chick wears is proportional to how gaping ALL her holes are. In the image at the top, the hoops are pretty big. @CovfefeButDeadly you would want to double wrap it.
6   lostand confused   2018 Oct 6, 6:20pm  

Didn't she fuck the much married Willie Brown to get ahead?
7   Ceffer   2018 Oct 6, 6:21pm  

Kamala Harris probably has sex blackmail on any number of prominent men fucking her way to the top. Once you have seen a woman like her in action, it's shocking how far they can take it.

Shine a UV light on her, and she'd glare bright blue with a rogue's gallery of cumstains.
8   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 6, 6:36pm  

Kepi says
I seem to recall scientists have demonstrated that the size of the hoop earrings a chick wears is proportional to how gaping ALL her holes are. In the image at the top, the hoops are pretty big. @CovfefeButDeadly you would want to double wrap it.


Hence the need for anal.
9   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 6, 6:37pm  

Ceffer says
Kamala Harris probably has sex blackmail on any number of prominent men fucking her way to the top. Once you have seen a woman like her in action, it's shocking how far they can take it.

Shine a UV light on her, and she'd glare bright blue with a rogue's gallery of cumstains.


Honestly, those are the ones you want.
10   Shaman   2018 Oct 6, 6:41pm  

I wouldn’t fuck that with Aphroman’s dick!
11   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 6, 6:45pm  

Now that I think about it, Kepi makes a good point.

I think a serious discussion of the vastness of Senator Harris' vagina is merited. Have at it.
12   Ceffer   2018 Oct 6, 6:46pm  

"I got multiple strains of herpes from Willie Brown. There are so many of them, they started soccer leagues in my tweetie!"
15   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 6, 11:21pm  

Think about all the homeless people that could be housed in Senator Harris’ vagina!
16   Strategist   2018 Oct 7, 8:11am  

I would go for a blow job with her. When I'm done, I would pee on her to mark my territory.
17   just_passing_through   2018 Oct 7, 11:58am  

No effin way.
19   CBOEtrader   2018 Oct 7, 12:24pm  

Ceffer says
The crazy fucks are the best, but, boy oh boyo, do you pay for it!


Never bang a power bitch. Crazy girls are amazing in bed. Power bitch's can be crazy and typically awful in bed at the same time.

Theres a subconscious reason why 85% of men prefer a nurse to a female doctor as a mate.
20   Ceffer   2018 Oct 7, 12:41pm  

She achieves orgasm at the point that extort-able blackmail is in the bag, then puts her clothes on and leaves without a word.
21   clambo   2018 Oct 7, 5:50pm  

It's an intriguing thought since most female politicians are hags (Sarah Palin is an exception).
22   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2018 Oct 7, 9:23pm  

Everythign she says makes her repulsive. She's too bitchy and too far on the left.
23   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 9, 12:24pm  

Question.

Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?
24   Ceffer   2018 Oct 9, 3:15pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?


More like a Wild Game Reserve.
25   clambo   2018 Oct 10, 8:55pm  

But Kamala has not had her own children I don't think. She's pretty racked out and not tall (5'2") so this is also in her favor. I dislike the large sized Amazons.

She's almost 54 so bring lube just in case.
26   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 12, 3:52pm  

So are we going in forearm deep?
27   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 12, 5:57pm  

In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.
28   Ceffer   2018 Oct 12, 7:10pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.


Got to get her to shut up first. Miscreant against miscreant is kind of like fighting fire with fire crotch.
29   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 22, 2:23pm  

Senator Harris,

Lemme tap that.

Sincerely, Covfefe.
30   RWSGFY   2018 Oct 22, 2:24pm  

Pervert.
31   CBOEtrader   2018 Oct 22, 2:26pm  

I hear she has #metooooooooooooooooooo tattoo'd across her dick
32   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 24, 8:03am  

Do we think she shaves/waxes?

Personally I think Senator Harris ought to have the common decency to shave or wax prior to servicing the 7000 member illegal alien caravan with all three holes.
33   Tenpoundbass   2018 Oct 24, 8:23am  

I fuck brains as much as the girly parts.
Without a good head that I can connect with, the rest is a huge turn off.
I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

Needs to be some laughing and giggling going on. She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.
34   HeadSet   2018 Oct 24, 11:39am  

"I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?

No normal man would stop a stump with a hottie based on any political or silly comment she might make. The Council has seen you post, and have determined you need to return your Man License immediately.
35   clambo   2018 Oct 27, 3:25pm  

Interesting subject by Tenpoundbass, since I frequently wonder if I have to really like them or not.

Personally I think after some champagne for Harris she'd be OK because the subject would not be politics, rather what she was going to do for my excitement.
36   Tenpoundbass   2018 Oct 27, 3:50pm  

HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.
37   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 27, 4:27pm  

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.


I wouldn't walk away.

I have no problem boinking hot chicks that are despicable.
38   Onvacation   2018 Oct 27, 4:53pm  

Tenpoundbass says
She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.

Reminds me of a jr hi joke

What do funguys hate most?
Antifungals!

That was bad.

Ms Harris is from My hometown of Oakland. Kamala Devi Harris is an American attorney, politician and puppet of lobbied interests. She was born on October 20 1964 making her amongst the last of the baby boomers and a Scorpio.
I suspect she gets what she wants in bed and it's either a dream come true or a nightmare for her partners. Sometimes probably both.
39   Shaman   2018 Oct 27, 7:55pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
I have no problem boinking hot chicks that are despicable.


I think we have a VASTLY different opinion on how to score hotness. Ms. Harris is just nasty!
40   Automan Empire   2018 Oct 27, 8:46pm  

She's OK, I'd give her a try as fuck buddy. It's hard to judge 100% by these pictures though. I'm more of an ass man, not a nose man.

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