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I’d boink Senator Harris

By CovfefeButDeadly following x   2018 Oct 6, 2:41pm 4,679 views   47 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


I’d tap it. Who else?



Might have to tape her mouth shut when it’s not stuffed with my cock. She’s annoying as hell.

And she got chubby recently so she may have to hit the treadmill six hours a day for the next few months.

And those pearls on her neck wouldn’t be real!

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1   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2018 Oct 6, 3:25pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I’d rather she be deported to Venezuela with her socialist idols.
2   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 6, 3:29pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yeah, I mean she's alright but she's batshit crazy. Only if I were anonymous would I tap that.
3   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 6, 4:16pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The crazy fucks are the best, but, boy oh boyo, do you pay for it!
4   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 6, 5:13pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think I’d have to go down on her to get her hot enough to beg for anal.
5   Kepi   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 6, 5:46pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I seem to recall scientists have demonstrated that the size of the hoop earrings a chick wears is proportional to how gaping ALL her holes are. In the image at the top, the hoops are pretty big. @CovfefeButDeadly you would want to double wrap it.
6   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 6, 6:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Didn't she fuck the much married Willie Brown to get ahead?
7   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 6, 6:21pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kamala Harris probably has sex blackmail on any number of prominent men fucking her way to the top. Once you have seen a woman like her in action, it's shocking how far they can take it.

Shine a UV light on her, and she'd glare bright blue with a rogue's gallery of cumstains.
8   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 6, 6:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kepi says
I seem to recall scientists have demonstrated that the size of the hoop earrings a chick wears is proportional to how gaping ALL her holes are. In the image at the top, the hoops are pretty big. @CovfefeButDeadly you would want to double wrap it.


Hence the need for anal.
9   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 6, 6:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Kamala Harris probably has sex blackmail on any number of prominent men fucking her way to the top. Once you have seen a woman like her in action, it's shocking how far they can take it.

Shine a UV light on her, and she'd glare bright blue with a rogue's gallery of cumstains.


Honestly, those are the ones you want.
10   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 6, 6:41pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I wouldn’t fuck that with Aphroman’s dick!
11   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 6, 6:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Now that I think about it, Kepi makes a good point.

I think a serious discussion of the vastness of Senator Harris' vagina is merited. Have at it.
12   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 6, 6:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"I got multiple strains of herpes from Willie Brown. There are so many of them, they started soccer leagues in my tweetie!"
15   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 6, 11:21pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Think about all the homeless people that could be housed in Senator Harris’ vagina!
16   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 7, 8:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I would go for a blow job with her. When I'm done, I would pee on her to mark my territory.
17   HEYYOU   ignore (31)   2018 Oct 7, 11:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

People that can't handle the truth block 6 comments.
20   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 7, 12:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
The crazy fucks are the best, but, boy oh boyo, do you pay for it!


Never bang a power bitch. Crazy girls are amazing in bed. Power bitch's can be crazy and typically awful in bed at the same time.

Theres a subconscious reason why 85% of men prefer a nurse to a female doctor as a mate.
21   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 7, 12:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She achieves orgasm at the point that extort-able blackmail is in the bag, then puts her clothes on and leaves without a word.
22   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 7, 5:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's an intriguing thought since most female politicians are hags (Sarah Palin is an exception).
23   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 7, 9:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Everythign she says makes her repulsive. She's too bitchy and too far on the left.
24   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 9, 12:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Question.

Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?
25   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 9, 3:15pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CovfefeButDeadly says
Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?


More like a Wild Game Reserve.
26   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 10, 8:55pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

But Kamala has not had her own children I don't think. She's pretty racked out and not tall (5'2") so this is also in her favor. I dislike the large sized Amazons.

She's almost 54 so bring lube just in case.
27   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 12, 3:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So are we going in forearm deep?
28   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 12, 5:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.
29   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 12, 7:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CovfefeButDeadly says
In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.


Got to get her to shut up first. Miscreant against miscreant is kind of like fighting fire with fire crotch.
30   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 22, 2:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Senator Harris,

Lemme tap that.

Sincerely, Covfefe.
32   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 22, 2:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I hear she has #metooooooooooooooooooo tattoo'd across her dick
33   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2018 Oct 22, 2:28pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She ties Michelle Obama in hard-on contests which is why the Blackhawks won't sell her a ticket.
34   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 24, 8:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Do we think she shaves/waxes?

Personally I think Senator Harris ought to have the common decency to shave or wax prior to servicing the 7000 member illegal alien caravan with all three holes.
35   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2018 Oct 24, 8:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I fuck brains as much as the girly parts.
Without a good head that I can connect with, the rest is a huge turn off.
I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

Needs to be some laughing and giggling going on. She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.
36   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 24, 11:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?

No normal man would stop a stump with a hottie based on any political or silly comment she might make. The Council has seen you post, and have determined you need to return your Man License immediately.
37   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 27, 3:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Interesting subject by Tenpoundbass, since I frequently wonder if I have to really like them or not.

Personally I think after some champagne for Harris she'd be OK because the subject would not be politics, rather what she was going to do for my excitement.
38   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2018 Oct 27, 3:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.
39   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (5)   2018 Oct 27, 4:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.


I wouldn't walk away.

I have no problem boinking hot chicks that are despicable.
40   Onvacation   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 27, 4:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.

Reminds me of a jr hi joke

What do funguys hate most?
Antifungals!

That was bad.

Ms Harris is from My hometown of Oakland. Kamala Devi Harris is an American attorney, politician and puppet of lobbied interests. She was born on October 20 1964 making her amongst the last of the baby boomers and a Scorpio.
I suspect she gets what she wants in bed and it's either a dream come true or a nightmare for her partners. Sometimes probably both.

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