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Another thing that has gone too far

By TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce following x   2018 Oct 10, 6:07pm 552 views   24 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


"Emotional Support Animals".

Any schmucky Dr. Blasey Psychologist can write a note for whackaloon people. Vid at the link.

A woman and her "emotional support squirrel" were kicked off a Frontier Airlines flight. https://t.co/qsuAqC2cH1 pic.twitter.com/83cqn4IyDp— USA TODAY Video (@usatodayvideo) October 10, 2018

1   Strategist   ignore (3)   2018 Oct 10, 6:25pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
"Emotional Support Animals".


I need emotional support from naked hot chicks. Why can't I bring them along on flights?
2   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 10, 6:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I see them all the time. Saw a man with a huge dog and all its paraphernalia in the tax office when I went to transfer title on a car. See them in the library quite frequently. What did our parents and grandparents do?
3   dr6B   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 10, 7:19pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I need an emotional support rattlesnake with me at all times.
4   Strategist   ignore (3)   2018 Oct 10, 7:24pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

dr6B says
I need an emotional support rattlesnake with me at all times.


Oh God.....Just what I need. A rattlesnake when I'm with 2 hot naked chicks.
Please take a different flight.
5   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 11, 5:09am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I need an emotional support rattlesnake with me at all times.
Yes, and he and the squirrel can get to know each other!
6   Goran_K   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 11, 5:28am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Emotional support Panther on a crowded plane.

Only if it’s full of other Democrats.
7   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Oct 11, 5:33am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

To the airline's credit the Squirrel was making the Emotional Support Moose nervous.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Oct 11, 6:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

An emotional support squirrel is only effective when you lubricate it in transmission fluid and stuff it up your asshole.

Everyone knows that.
9   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 11, 6:35am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Under the plane I don't care. But never understood why it was even allowed in the first place by the airlines for passengers to have any animal with them. Give an inch and they'll take a mile. I don't have allergies, but know plenty of people that can't be around most dogs or cats without getting fucked up.

Even a short flight say from ORD to STL and you're still on the plane 1-1/2 hours including boarding and disembarkation. Time enough to have a reaction if you're sitting close enough. And who fuck here or anywhere knows if they're allergic to squirrels or some other "support" animal?

PS - I'm a dog owner, so I get pets. Unless it's a long term trip or relocation flight, keep the pet at home. That's why kennels were created. Your pet will be safe. With the internet now, any poorly run kennel would be shut down or have gone out of business if they didn't take good care of your animal. The good one's even have webcams where you can view your pet if it's that big a fucking deal to be without it.
10   Onvacation   ignore (4)   2018 Oct 11, 7:15am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
To the airline's credit the Squirrel was making the Emotional Support Moose nervous.

Squirrel and moose were trying to stop Russian collusion!
11   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 11, 9:50am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
Emotional Support


Keep in mind: in case of war, people from gen Z will be manning the trenches to defend the country.
One wonders: will they take their pet squirrels with them?

"Emotional support": this is not just a sign of emotional inadequacy: This country is failing to reproduce, failing to educate, and in the end failing to produce competent human beings.
12   dr6B   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 11, 9:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
And who fuck here or anywhere knows if they're allergic to squirrels or some other "support" animal?

That's why I suggest emotional support rattlesnakes or scorpions.
13   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 11, 10:02am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says

Keep in mind: in case of war, people from gen Z will be manning the trenches to defend the country.
One wonders: will they take their pet squirrels with them?


This is the exact same kind of cluelessness that has Boomers ranting about kids and their "participation trophies," when it was THE BOOMER PARENTS, not the kids, who demanded these.

"Support animals" aren't a young people thing, it's almost always some empty-nester woman. Even the case cited in the OP, if you had actually looked at the article you'd see the person with the support squirrel is a short fat gray haired lady.

This post is all noise and no signal- just whining and kvetching and assigning blame to any party you dislike, even when a fucking PICTURE refutes your old-fart rant. This is a pattern with right wingers. All it does is divide Americans over non-existent issues. Meanwhile Oligarchs are eating all of our lunches.

If there are any intellectual Republicans, why aren't YOU smacking down these weak arguments instead of tacitly agreeing with them?
14   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 11, 10:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Keep in mind: in case of war, people from gen Z will be manning the trenches to defend the country.
One wonders: will they take their pet squirrels with them?

"Emotional support": this is not just a sign of emotional inadequacy: This country is failing to reproduce, failing to educate, and in the end failing to produce competent human beings.


The support animal thing is almost exclusively with girls. It's annoying for sure, but I don't want them fighting for me anyway in WWII era or now. I also don't believe trench warfare is much of a thing anymore. I could be wrong.

Reproduction is coming. It's just delayed 5-10 years compared to boomers and those older than that. I can't stand it, as I want to enjoy my late 40's without kids and retire, which I will. I also think it's lead to the uptick in autistic kids and kids with other ailments. Naturally girls should be having children MUCH younger than 30-35. Immunizations are not the problem. Pop those damn babies out quick, when your body is built for it, and those stats will change.

dr6B says
That's why I suggest emotional support rattlesnakes or scorpions.


Lol, at least you know you're gonna have a reaction with those two. I'd hate to find out that I'm allergic to a damn squirrel..... on a fucking airplane.
15   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2018 Oct 11, 10:07am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

P N Dr Lo R says
I see them all the time. Saw a man with a huge dog and all its paraphernalia in the tax office when I went to transfer title on a car. See them in the library quite frequently. What did our parents and grandparents do?


If the animal is well-behaved and under full control of the owner I don't see a problem. Dogs are awesome.
17   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 11, 10:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
Reproduction is coming. It's just delayed 5-10 years compared to boomers and those older than that.

With something like 40% of working women not having kids at 40. I know many of them. It's not coming.
18   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 11, 11:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strange, I never have problems with my emotional support Immense Hirsute Lesbian at any libby venues.
19   HEYYOU   ignore (20)   2018 Oct 11, 11:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Republicans' Emotional Support clothing- MAGA hats.
20   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 11, 11:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
Republicans' Emotional Support clothing- MAGA hats.

... and guns.
21   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 11, 11:57am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Regardless of age, and say what you want, but this degree of emotional dependence on an animal is pathological, and the willingness to impose extra burdens on everyone else because "OMG MY FEELINGS ARE SOOOO IMPORTANT" is just pathetic.
imho.
22   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 11, 12:07pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Animals are replacing kids as people become more self-centered.
23   dr6B   ignore (1)   2018 Oct 11, 1:44pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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