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Finally a device which is able to answer AF's favorite question at any time.

By DASKAA following x   2018 Nov 6, 5:49pm 467 views   6 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 6, 10:59pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And they said there was no place for women in STEM.
2   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 7, 8:31am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Reminds me of when in my youth, I wanted to build a hand held sub-sonic wave generator. The idea was to, when sitting at a table talking to a babe, to aim it at her crotch under the table whenever she makes eye contact or speaks to me. I figure if it tingled when she looked at me, she would think my presence turned her on. I matured long before I ever got serious about making such a device, though.
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 7, 1:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It makes sense that it takes this much gear to get a female nerd to lubricate.
4   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2018 Nov 7, 1:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's funny, why can't chicks just say they're horny.

"I created a device to start a conversation about sexuality..."
"Explore our spiritual sexuality..."

Oh bullshit, you're horny.
5   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2018 Nov 7, 1:46pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
Reminds me of when in my youth, I wanted to build a hand held sub-sonic wave generator.

When I was a 13yo paperboy, I tried to make an artificial vagina with newspaper rain bags and rubber bands, mounted in 2 sheets of particle board stood apart by metal rods. The rubber bands stretched between the rods to provide friction in the bag which was mounted through a crudely hacked hole in the particle board.

The first time I attempted to mount it, the rods twisted and bent then trapped my dick.

This gal has access to much better manufacturing tools and processes, but she's proceeding with the wrong theories and goals in mind, dooming her from the start like my 13yo horny engineering attempts.

What she needs is better haircut and glasses, and the sexual marketplace will finally beat a path to her door.
6   komputodo   ignore (0)   2018 Nov 7, 2:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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