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Democrats retake control of House, Fox News projects - Maxine Waters Borrowing Michelle Obama's Immense Penis to Ream Trump's Asshole Once Putin Is Done With It!

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2018 Nov 6, 7:21pm 198 views   11 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Fox News tells the stories no one else has the guts to air!

"Democrats will take control of the House of Representatives for the first time in eight years, Fox News projects, dealing a major setback to President Trump’s legislative agenda and giving fresh hope to liberals who want to investigate and perhaps even impeach the president."
1   HEYYOU   ignore (20)   2018 Nov 6, 7:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is going to be fun.
How many investigations can Democrats open at once?

Everyone forget the election. Mueller hasn't spoken.
2   HEYYOU   ignore (20)   2018 Nov 6, 8:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Watch the Dems subpoena Trump's tax records.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Nov 6, 8:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kroll and IGI will have every investigator on double shifts for a year, fueled by 527 money. In the end, it's going to be about the Deutsche Bank note. Everything else is scummy, criminal, traitorous and evil, but the big gear in all this is that note.
4   MAGA   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 6, 8:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle has a penis?
5   mell   ignore (2)   2018 Nov 6, 8:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why is this guy not on public TV?
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Nov 6, 8:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

President Prolapse is going to be the Bride of Florence ADX.

Once Mueller files the indictments, a shitload of stuff is available for the IGI and Krolls of the beltway to dig into and spin up their own tales of diabolical evil.

We could be looking at a year of explosive tales of monstrous acts of treason hitting the airways on an hourly basis, if you count all the crimes the kids and business partners have no doubt perpetrated during their careers of evil.

This guy Schiff is kind of a stiff, though. He should start by running the Intel committee hearings in a ski mask and talk through a bull horn.
7   HEYYOU   ignore (20)   2018 Nov 7, 12:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

"Donald Trump 'going to learn he's not above the law', congressman tells president after Democrats win House"

8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Nov 7, 4:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

"Donald Trump 'going to learn the meaning of PROLAPSED RECTUM', ApocalypseFuck tells president after Democrats win House"
9   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (0)   2018 Nov 7, 8:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Mueller hasn't spoken
He has nothing to say, that's why
10   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Nov 7, 10:12am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Good thing Holder and Rosenstein set the precedent of ignoring Congressional subpoenas
11   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2018 Nov 7, 10:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MAGA says
Michelle has a penis?

Yes and Michelle used it to terrorize the Chicago Black Hawks in hard-on contests she held with them after games.

They only won when she was sick or exhausted from fucking Barack in the ass.

Everyone knows that.

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