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Who are the Dems lining up to run for prez?


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2018 Nov 17, 4:55am   2,390 views  7 comments

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1. Crazy Indian lady Warren can't overcome her nutcase lies about ancestry.
2. Bernie's age and Dem party treachery will sideline him.
3. Hillary - are you kidding?
4. Ocasio Cortez? She'll have to keep those vampire teeth behind closed lips, but if she wore enough short skirts and heels, got good at nonchalant leg crossing, occasional "unintentional" beaver shots a la Meg Kelly or Gretchen Carlson, maybe.
5. Doprah - maybe in a shocking Weight Watchers coup of the USG. You get welfare for life, and you get welfare for life, and you....
6. Howard Schultz - probably too many third world coffee bean child labor slave plant stories, but if Starbucks offered free espresso shots for voting....
7. Michael Bloomberg - too whiney, New Yawk like. Bankster cocksucker but that doesn't seem to hurt the Dems.
8. Eric "Place" Holder - Guns for Mexican criminals and the poster boy for bankster cocksucking. No jail time for the architects of the last depression, revolving door career at parasite and defender of parasite industry, sorry, even Doprah endorsement doesn't help. Also, you never see him and Michelle together, if you get the drift.
9. Joe Biden - Crazy Uncle Joe gets the platitude gobbler sheeple vote. Heartstring tugging with deceased son, knows how to keep the payola going to the Dems and their backers. The ultimate inside man. Against equally flamboyant Trump, could be the choice to run.
10. Ashley Graham – Large woman stereotype bending and hot enough for the curvaceous lovers, gets the black vote, but can she handle the issues?
11. Wojak – Predictablle, perfect CorrectSpeak, always in the background favorite.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/11/09/top-democratic-presidential-candidates-ranked/?utm_term=.1f6ca3364bd9

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1   Automan Empire   2018 Nov 17, 1:06pm  

I'm not a candidate or a committee controlled by a candidate, but regarding the "thicc" woman pictured, I approve this mass-age.
2   Goran_K   2018 Nov 17, 1:13pm  

She’s not that bad but probably a little heavier than I would go. One baby and she’s going to throw an easy 40 pounds on top.
3   MAGA   2018 Nov 17, 2:56pm  

Would Bill hit that?

4   Sunnyvale94087   2018 Nov 17, 3:52pm  

MAGA says
Would Bill hit that?

Target younger than 40? Then: yes.
5   Sunnyvale94087   2018 Nov 17, 4:00pm  

Phocohanits shattered her run with her failed DNA stunt.

Bernie is too old. Worse, he looks physically feeble. He is such a non-threat that Trump doesn't even have a nickname for him.

Spartacus, a member of my Stanford class (although I don't remember him from my advanced science and mathematics classes), is still too junior and uncontrollable. Note also that this isn't a Trump nickname; therefore, not perceived as a threat by Trump.

I'm going with Kamala Harris. Right gender, right skin color, already pushing herself (see Kavanaugh hearings and acting-AG kerfuffle). She's pleasing to the eye (especially compared to Hillary), but not so pleasing as to create jealousy with women voters (compared to, for example, Ivanka or Melania). Trump is letting her ride into the top seat before he brands her.

From a game theory prospective, the problem with Kamala is that she is too far away from Trump politically. She's giving up some votes to the middle ground. A perfect candidate would be just very slightly to the left of all Trump issues, not WAAAAAY left one a bunch of issues. Trump, of course, is very difficult to pin down, given that he flips about without a moment's notice. So maybe it's impossible to be "just slightly left" of him on anything.

Come on over to predictit.com and put your money where your mouth is. My money is on Kamala to win the Democrat primaries. My money is also on Kamala to not win the presidency. (I'm not affiliated with predictit other than being a very small-time gambler with a $10 purse. Having a lot of fun for the last 3 years!)
6   BayArea   2018 Nov 17, 5:06pm  

Although she is an attractive woman, it’s amazing how rich she’s gotten modeling fat, just amazing.

Liberals really are something.
7   Automan Empire   2018 Nov 17, 5:20pm  

Goran_K says
One baby and she’s going to throw an easy 40 pounds on top.


Heh... my thought was, two rings (one engagement, one wedding) and she'll gain 120 in the next 3 years. Her genes were selected in an environment of famine and uncertainty. Move to environment of security and excess at her and your risk.

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