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Cannot close Uber account

By Patrick following x   2018 Dec 2, 1:29pm 309 views   15 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


I'd like to close my Uber account because I use Lyft now.

But their website says my password is wrong, and won't let me log in until I pick "all images with bicycles" or other such crap, created by the fucks at Google.

Well, that doesn't work either, because the Google verification never finishes. I can do 20 pages of bicycles and it just keeps showing me more.

So I finally find a help link on their site (well hidden) and it won't let me submit my request for help until I pick all images with bicycles...

So I try to cancel from the app (cancel link comically well hidden) and guess what? To cancel from the app, I have to pick all images with bicycles...

Fuck it, just never going to use them again and going to dispute any charges if they show up from someone guessing my password.

Moral: never use Uber
1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Dec 2, 1:36pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Uber should be brought up for Racketeering.
What they did to Thousands of young people 3 years ago. Put them all in new cars, then fired them all and replaced them with Refugees that could pass the correct brown shade on the Pantone chart.
2   Booger   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 2, 1:42pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

#FuckUber
3   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 2, 2:21pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

I'd like to close my Uber account because I use Lyft now.

Is something wrong with taxis where you live?
4   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 2, 3:53pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes, taxis cost 2 to 3 times as much.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2018 Dec 2, 4:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DIE! UBER! CUNTS! FUCKING! DIE!
6   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2018 Dec 2, 5:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cancel the cc they have on file.
7   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 2, 6:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DASKAA says
Cancel the cc they have on file.


That might not stop charges. A cancelled card can still be charged against unless you dispute it for some period of time.
Report it stolen and you’re good tho
8   Booger   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 2, 6:48pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is arson an option?
9   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2018 Dec 2, 7:02pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
So I try to cancel from the app (cancel link comically well hidden) and guess what? To cancel from the app, I have to pick all images with bicycles...


Don't worry, Lyft will just use signposts when you try to close their account (unsuccessfully).

Are you enjoying these FREE apps (you did read the permissions, right), where YOU'RE the product and data being collected?

HeadSet says
Is something wrong with taxis where you live?


Patrick says
Yes, taxis cost 2 to 3 times as much.


Don't you own a bicycle?
10   joshuatrio   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 3, 5:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Cancel your credit card linked to your Uber account and your good to go.
12   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2018 Dec 3, 7:39am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Herdingcats says
APHAman says
You say you want Free Speech yet you allow unaccountable moderators to censor it here on your website


Apparently he doesn't give a shit about free speech, nor about having a troll as moderator.

I like what you have to say ALOT, if you catch my drift.


Get a room already.
13   Herdingcats   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 3, 7:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DASKAA says
Get a room already.


A green room!
14   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 3, 10:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Are you sure the captcha isn't due to your internet connection? I usually get those a lot more when I'm on VPN or TOR.
15   HEYYOU   ignore (21)   2018 Dec 3, 12:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Using Uber is not as dumb as being on Facebook?
......
What APHAman said @ 8!
I'm afraid of the truth! How dare anyone upset my tender sensibilities.




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