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1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 29, 11:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is another manufactured, insane LibbyFuck fake list for the Gullible Idiocracy. Worshiping the prehensile penis I can understand, MichelleFuck, not so much.
2   HEYYOU   ignore (25)   2018 Dec 29, 11:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle,
Now that's a BOD! Big Old Dick!
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 11:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You forget PREHENSILE! .
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 29, 11:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anybody who gets into a swinging contest with Michelle is quickly dispatched with prehensile shot between the eyes.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 11:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She strangles Barry with it when he annoys 'her'.
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 29, 11:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
She strangles Barry with when he annoys 'her'.

When he's really a bitch, she lifts him off the ground with said prehensile, rag dolls him senseless, then tosses him into his gimp cage for days without cocaine or cigarettes.
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 11:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

When he's really in a good mood, she lets Malika and Wanda have rides on it and play cowboys and indians.
8   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 29, 12:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle kicked Obama's ass when he tried to feed her prehensile peanuts and hay.
9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 12:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Liked to embarrass him by entering the three-legged race by herself - and winning.
10   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 29, 12:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Liked to embarrass him by entering the three-legged race by herself - and winning.

What's that? Prehensile penis and dragging knuckles?
11   jazz_music   ignore (6)   2018 Dec 29, 12:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle Obama had a fun and amusing appearance with Ellen Degeneres yesterday.

Evidently Michelle Obama is conducting a book tour with appearances and signing copies.
12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 1:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Liked to embarrass him by entering the three-legged race by herself - and winning.

What's that? Prehensile penis and dragging knuckles?


Yes. Obama doesn't mind that she wins all the time but he is embarrassed when her entry is contested by competitors who argue she cheats with tripedal propulsion using her dick the way a kangaroo uses its tale.
13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 1:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
Evidently Michelle Obama is conducting a book tour with appearances and signing copies.
. . .

. . . with her IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! DICK!
14   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 29, 1:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
. . . with her IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! DICK!

She charges extra for this.
15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 1:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
. . . with her IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! DICK!

She charges extra for this.


Yes, that, and letting fans shake hands with it.
16   Onvacation   ignore (3)   2018 Dec 29, 1:51pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

From the article
"Among the poll’s other highlights for women: Queen Elizabeth placed in the top 10 for a record 50th time. German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley, human rights activist Malala Yousafzai and House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi are the other top 10 finishers."


Wheres Melania?
17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (37)   2018 Dec 29, 1:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They all have penises but only Michelle's is prehensile.
18   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 29, 1:59pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Onvacation says
Wheres Melania?


It's fake news LibbyFucks rag. They also have a "Top Ten Most Admired Pedophiles In Hollywood" polling results.

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