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The Walmart of London

By Tenpoundbass following x   2019 Jan 8, 2:00pm 245 views   0 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


I saw big Fat lady wearing Lycra shorts
Walking through parking lot in the rain
She was looked like she could give three fucks
Fixin to get her a big screen TV

Agh woo
the Walmart of London
Agh woo

Hear them howling in the Kitchen Goods
Better not interfere
Little old lady got a Humidifier late last night
At the Walmart of London again.

Agh woo
the Walmart of London
Agh woo

Where's the harry hand gent with the camera on his shoe
Lately he's been spotted at the fitting room
Better stay away from him
He'll snap a pic of your knickers Jim
The one's you got at Lord and Taylors

Agh woo
the Walmart of London
Agh woo

Well I saw Dick Chenny walking through Sporting goods
Look for a Duck Call
I saw Dick Chenny looknig for Shotgun Shells
Doing the Walmart of London
I saw a Weirdo drinking a pina colada from Trader Nick's
Buying some Margarita mix

Agh woo
the Walmart of London
Agh woo
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