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Amazon Divorce

By RC2006 following x   2019 Jan 9, 8:31am 1,423 views   30 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


Guess Jeff Bezos isn't the richest man anymore, half of amazon is hers now how much control will he loose?
1   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 9:02am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A friend told me I shouldn't want to be super rich, because then hot young women would be flinging poon at me all the time, and that would make it very hard to remain married to any one woman, and thus make me unhappy.

Maybe he has a point. Maybe.
2   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 9, 9:03am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yay! This is vindication of Rin Wah Law!

All of my earnings (minus Uncle Sam's & MA's cuts) are mine!
3   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 9, 9:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
A friend told me I shouldn't want to be super rich, because then hot young women would be flinging poon at me all the time, and that would make it very hard to remain married to any one woman, and thus make me unhappy.

Maybe he has a point. Maybe.


Def some truth to that. You can navigate it and still have a great wealthy life with kids and many hot women but the constant fighting w/ the soon to be exes and them constantly scheming your downfall will eat at your psyche. Almost need to be a sociopath to not be affected by it. Women are masters at grinding you down.
4   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 9, 9:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
A friend told me I shouldn't want to be super rich, because then hot young women would be flinging poon at me all the time, and that would make it very hard to remain married to any one woman, and thus make me unhappy.

Maybe he has a point. Maybe.


Than again biologically if you had unlimited poon thrown at you why want just one woman at that point its harem time.
5   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 9, 9:08am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says

Than again biologically if you had unlimited poon thrown at you why want just one woman at that point its harem time.


FYI, back in its heyday, a lot of women at Oracle Corp were scheming to get Larry Ellison into a sexual harassment/settlement scenario. I'd heard it directly from a woman working at Redwood Shores.

Ellison got smart, lawyered himself up & survived those times.
6   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 9, 9:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
Patrick says
A friend told me I shouldn't want to be super rich, because then hot young women would be flinging poon at me all the time, and that would make it very hard to remain married to any one woman, and thus make me unhappy.

Maybe he has a point. Maybe.


Than again biologically if you had unlimited poon thrown at you why want just one woman at that point its harem time.


True but most of them will viciously fight you once they aren't number one anymore and in today's misandric society they will find ways to hurt you and make your life miserable if you have a lot of wealth and reputation and family peace (kids etc.) to lose.
7   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 9, 9:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So how does all this change his control over Amazon?
8   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 9, 9:16am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

mell says
today's misandric society they will find ways to hurt you and make your life miserable


Word!
9   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 9:21am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
Guess Jeff Bezos isn't the richest man anymore, half of amazon is hers now how much control will he loose?

10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jan 9, 9:43am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bezos should live on a zeppelin the size of Connecticut filled with thousands of HOTT! WANTON! concubines and travel the world pestorking madly in the sky, recruiting new and exciting concubines, and visiting his estates.
11   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 9, 9:54am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If had Bezos bank, there's a 100% chance I won't be living in Seattle.

I'd maintain a mail stop/2 bedroom suite there, only having my assistants pick up the mail there, while living in a boinking bachelor palace in Vancouver BC, where I'd have ALL the best hoes in Canada streaming in and out.

My trips to Seattle will be very strategic, just to do the dog/pony show for the corporate losers in town.

The boinking palace will be under a business ownership and thus, I won't be a long term resident of CN, suspectable to income taxes there.

That's how I'd show to the world that I'm Seattle based even though in reality, I'm a perma-hoe bonker in Vancouver, only an couple of hours away, pretty much zero time by private plane.
12   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 10:30am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Married or a la carte poon encrusted multiple times a day? Your choice.
13   Hugolas_Madurez   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 9, 11:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I got a feeling tha this is some kind of a trick. Can't figure what's his angle though.
15   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 9, 12:32pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That would make her the richest woman in the world with $69 Billions - women way.

Otherwise they can inherit it from parents or wait for the guy to croak.
16   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Jan 9, 12:43pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Yay! This is vindication of Rin Wah Law!

All of my earnings (minus Uncle Sam's & MA's cuts) are mine!


We should create a risk/reward app calculating the cost per bang in a marriage vs single environment and helping people make this decisions.

At 1 bang/week and 10 years of marriage, losing half of your 10 million fortune would make each bang cost around $10 grand... imagine a 2 year marriage or more money.

Men need to understand the risk they are taking on. Men need a Pu$$y risk calculator
17   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 9, 1:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The richest woman alive is single now!
18   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 2:22pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
The richest woman alive is single now!


She's ready for some sleazy, tatted snarling, ripped neanderthal with an IQ of 85! She'll send phone selfys of her spite screwing the new boy toy with his ten inch dick on the kitchen countertop, to keep Bezos enraged for the duration of the divorce proceedings.
19   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 9, 2:26pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I’m seeing a pattern. All of those rich women inherited their wealth or got it from an ex husband or dead husband.
None of them earned it. I’d be curious to see the maximum net worth of the women who actually earned their wealth themselves.
Let’s see, an article from 2012 on Forbes lists these in order, may have changed.
1)Gayle Cook: $3.7 billion medical device company
2)Oprah: $2.7 billion
3)Judy Faulkner: $1.7 billion founder of a medical records company.

Definitely the junior varsity team.
20   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 9, 4:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
At 1 bang/week and 10 years of marriage


This has come up for myself recently. Is really only 1 bang a week normal or is that just a number you threw out there for your comment?

Unscientific patnet poll if anyone wants to participate. I'm sure we'll get some honesty, lol, but what do you "actually" get a week. Married, girlfriend or dating scene. I'd be interested to hear from the pat netter's that I know are married or at least have said as much in their comments.
21   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Jan 9, 4:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
CBOEtrader says
At 1 bang/week and 10 years of marriage


This has come up for myself recently. Is really only 1 bang a week normal or is that just a number you threw out there for your comment?

Unscientific patnet poll if anyone wants to participate. I'm sure we'll get some honesty, lol, but what do you "actually" get a week. Married, girlfriend or dating scene. I'd be interested to hear from the pat netter's that I know are married or at least have said as much in their comments.


I jerk off 5 times/day.
22   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 5:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
I jerk off 5 times/day.

My wife calls me a jerk 5 times a day.
23   Hugolas_Madurez   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 9, 6:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Did he promise to donate all his money to a charity after his death a-la Zukfuk?

UPD: Looks like he didn't.
24   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 9, 6:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Half of what Bezos has would be 65B. For 25 years of marriage, that's still 2.6B per year. If they has sex once per week, that's 50M each time!
25   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Jan 9, 7:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It was just Yesterday I was saying

Tenpoundbass says
Amazon will be swallowed whole by Bezo's hubris in due time.
26   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (4)   2019 Mar 18, 10:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It musta been the Russians!

It musta been Mohammed Bin Sultan, who killed our favorite Muslim Brotherhood Shill, Khashoggi, and this is his revenge!

It musta been Trump, angry over WaPo coverage.


Nope, it was Michael Sanchez, brother of Bezo's Lover. Sold Bezo's Texts to the Enquirer for $200k.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-the-national-enquirer-got-bezos-texts-it-paid-200-000-to-his-lovers-brother-11552953981
27   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 18, 11:11pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

See how shrewd Bezos is. He got two whores for the price of one, not counting his ex.
28   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 19, 7:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
A friend told me I shouldn't want to be super rich, because then hot young women would be flinging poon at me all the time, and that would make it very hard to remain married to any one woman, and thus make me unhappy.

Maybe he has a point. Maybe.


Bill Gates seems to have no trouble with such. Same for Sam Walton.
29   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 19, 9:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They always have poon writhing on their wind shield. It is a horrible experience.
30   KgK one   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 19, 12:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
The richest woman alive is single now!


She will not get married again. There are no richer/ higher level men available.

And women r not dumb enough to marry down and lose $$

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