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Jeff Bezos is dating former news anchor Lauren Sanchez

By Rin following x   2019 Jan 9, 9:54pm 2,098 views   54 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeff-bezos-dating-former-news-anchor-lauren-sanchez-sources-012650726.html

Excerpt: "Hours after Jeff Bezos announced he and his wife of 25 years, MacKenzie, planned to divorce, it’s been reported that the billionaire has already moved on. Sources have confirmed to Yahoo reports that the founder and CEO of Amazon is seeing Lauren Sanchez.

Bezos, 54, and Sanchez, 49, have been spending time together for a couple of months, according to sources, in the wake of their separations. Sanchez, a former Good Day LA anchor who appears on Extra and The View, is married to powerhouse Patrick Whitesell, one of Hollywood’s biggest talent agents, representing stars like Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Hugh Jackman. Sanchez and Whitesell have been married for 13 years, although Page Six reports the two have been separated for a while. Apparently, the former couples have known each other for years."

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15   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 9:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What the fuck???
Someone need to bitch slap him!
With looks like that I would think that she would have to be exceptional in bed, or something???
16   E-man   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 9:18am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Man, I agree with Rin and everyone here. Bezos could have done a lot better. When you’re billionaire, it opens so many doors and pussies. 🥳🥳🥳
17   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 9:36am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He should just have an assistant who procures hot women for him. Take all the mystery and strain out of it. Sort of a poontang agent, casting the role of his girlfriend or short term lover. The dude is a billionaire! The agent would have the world’s easiest job.
18   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 9:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Quigley says
He should just have an assistant who procures hot women for him. Take all the mystery and strain out of it. Sort of a poontang agent, casting the role of his girlfriend or short term lover. The dude is a billionaire! The agent would have the world’s easiest job.


Like a Buyers Agent style Pimp.
19   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jan 10, 10:45am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He should just travel around nude in a throne carried by slaves and point at the women he wants to root.

"JEFF! WANT! FUCK!" he would exclaim before a slave nabs the freshly recruited concubine and offers her up to the god king Jeff.
20   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 10:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bezos should be getting daily face massages from a raft of tight, juicy, pulsating 18 year old vulvas. Sanchez must be like dipping his chrome dome in the deep end of a kiddie pool.
21   clambo   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 10:59am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe she likes to put oil on his cue ball head and rub it like on that Seinfeld episode with George and that nubian female.
22   WineHorror1   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 11:00am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe she gives amazing head and she's willing to do anything. Anything...and not just sexual in nature. The woman who gives the best head wins, imo. The best head I ever got was from a 50 year old. Damn, I can still feel it.
23   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 11:01am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sanchez' tweetie must be like a water slide. Wheeeee! finishing with his head stuck in her asshole.
24   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Jan 10, 11:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ahh, they can have purebred fakenews babies together... is what I would be saying if he wasnt dating a 50 year old. Maybe post menapause is a plus for a 100 billion dollar man?
25   Hugolas_Madurez   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 11:11am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jeezus, these newfangled tech billionaires have no fucking imagination or taste.... A 50yo fake-boobed bitch with the traces of multiple cosmetic surgeries painfully obvious on her face? ROTFLMAO.
26   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 11:13am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Journalists haven't been selected from the journalism departments for a while, they are selected from Creative Writing. Describing Fabio ripping off a teddie to reveal crimson nipples in a bodice-ripper page-flipper isn't that much different from describing Trump as !HITLER! in TDS fiction.
28   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 11:40am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
Lol this guy gets it... and the feminists hate him.

Never date a woman over 50 who has a better beard than you do.
29   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Jan 10, 12:01pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
CBOEtrader says
Lol this guy gets it... and the feminists hate him.

Never date a woman over 50 who has a better beard than you do.


The article is hilarious. Read it.

Feminists want to shame men for their attraction to young, supple women . I suggest we start a movement to shame women for their attraction to money. I envision memes of homeless people, w captions like "prove male higherarchies are irrelevant and booty call this guy"
30   HEYYOU   ignore (25)   2019 Jan 10, 12:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

No prenup?
His wife will be worth more than most Rep/Con men.
I'm sure they will have an excuse for being such losers to a woman.
31   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 12:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jeff Bezos is dating former news anchor Lauren Sanchez

I bet he can put a smile on that box.
32   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 12:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

From other Jeff Bezos thread ...

http://patrick.net/post/1321405/2019-01-09-amazon-divorce

If had Bezos bank, there's a 100% chance I won't be living in Seattle.

I'd maintain a mail stop/2 bedroom suite there, only having my assistants pick up the mail there, while living in a boinking bachelor palace in Vancouver BC, where I'd have ALL the best hoes in Canada streaming in and out.

My trips to Seattle will be very strategic, just to do the dog/pony show for the corporate losers in town.

The boinking palace will be under a business ownership and thus, I won't be a long term resident of CN, suspectable to income taxes there.

That's how I'd show to the world that I'm Seattle based even though in reality, I'm a perma-hoe bonker in Vancouver, only an couple of hours away, pretty much zero time by private plane.
33   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 12:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Seriously, is this really America's most successful businessman?
34   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 1:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bezos got tired of pulling out his dick and his wife shrieking in derisive laughter "it's Mini-Me, it's Mini-Me! Har, Har!"
35   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 2:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Bezos got tired of pulling out his dick and his wife shrieking in derisive laughter "it's Mini-Me, it's Mini-Me! Har, Har!"


A penis extender is many folds cheaper than a few billion dollars.



Any small guy can get to average with a workout program.

If I were Bezos, I'd have women workout my dick until I become John Holmes the II.
36   KgK one   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 4:55pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dick size goes up 1 in for every million.

Since there is lot of media attention, he is probably keeping it low down. Sanchez ( latinas ) can be wild n allowing 3 or 4 some, behind doors. He can literally buy whole race of women. Eg Peruvian or Bangladesh ladies.

Men might be ok with old age but when they want bj , she should be doing it with smile. She should be eager to make him happy. He is richest man in the world. 2nd now still wow
37   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Jan 10, 5:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The only thing I would ding him for is fucking a girl that doesn't look that much different than the one he already has.

I don't get the abuse this lady is getting. She still looks pretty good for a woman that is 49.
Older women that still has it together any day over a young tart and their problems.

You guys forget we're in the age of MeToo.

That's all he needs is tagging some 20 something then Alred and Feinstein witches get a hold of her and take him to the cleaners for everything he's worth.

He must not be that great in the sack if his wife is cutting him lose and taking the money.

Anthony Weiner had to get Uma Fired and destroyed everything she built for Hillary Clinton before she left his stupid ass.
38   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 7:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
You guys forget we're in the age of MeToo.


In other words, don't date and only see hoes up in Canada.
39   Tenpoundbass   ignore (13)   2019 Jan 11, 9:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
In other words, don't date and only see hoes up in Canada.


Stormy Daniels was a hoe how did that work out?
40   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 11, 10:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Rin says
In other words, don't date and only see hoes up in Canada.


Stormy Daniels was a hoe how did that work out?


Simple, it was done in the USA, outside of the Nevada brothels and then, Trump tried to cover it up.

In contrast, Governor Jesse Ventura did boink at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada and openly admitted it.
41   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 11, 10:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Led Zeppelin wrote about Bezo's new GF in "Living Loving Maid"

"We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down"

42   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 10:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bezos used to be the world's richest dumbstick chump. Now, he's just a pathetic half rich dumbstick chump.
43   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 11:33am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says

A penis extender is many folds cheaper than a few billion dollars.




And the reason why you know so much about penis extenders is?

45   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 12, 5:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/07/jeff-bezos-accuses-national-enquirer-publisher-of-blackmail-extortion.html

Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer of extortion, shows emails threatening to publish nude selfies.

Jeff Bezos claims a lawyer for David Pecker's National Enquirer sent an email threatening to post sexual pictures the Amazon CEO had texted to his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, including a "below the belt selfie."
46   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Feb 12, 6:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
including a "below the belt selfie."


Lolz, the world finally gets to see what Bezos is compensating for w a $100 billion fortune.
47   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 13, 8:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I was wondering when the news of a Jeff Bezos dick pic was going to be mentioned here!
48   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 13, 12:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There is a "Peter Piper Picked a Peck o Pickled Peppers" ditty here somewhere:

Sent a Pecker Pic to Pecker.........
49   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 13, 12:52pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is it shinier than his head?
51   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Apr 4, 12:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

One more for Bezos ... sucker!
52   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 4, 12:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bezos-divorce-settlement-180012985.html

Jeff Bezos's wife gives him 75% of their Amazon stock and voting power in divorce
53   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 4, 2:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bezos is responsible for gross nookie inflation. IMPEACH BEZOS!
54   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Apr 4, 3:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Bezos is responsible for gross nookie inflation. IMPEACH BEZOS!


To quote Sarah Palin ,,, You Betcha!

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