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Jeff Bezos is dating former news anchor Lauren Sanchez

By Rin following x   2019 Jan 9, 9:54pm 773 views   44 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeff-bezos-dating-former-news-anchor-lauren-sanchez-sources-012650726.html

Excerpt: "Hours after Jeff Bezos announced he and his wife of 25 years, MacKenzie, planned to divorce, it’s been reported that the billionaire has already moved on. Sources have confirmed to Yahoo reports that the founder and CEO of Amazon is seeing Lauren Sanchez.

Bezos, 54, and Sanchez, 49, have been spending time together for a couple of months, according to sources, in the wake of their separations. Sanchez, a former Good Day LA anchor who appears on Extra and The View, is married to powerhouse Patrick Whitesell, one of Hollywood’s biggest talent agents, representing stars like Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Hugh Jackman. Sanchez and Whitesell have been married for 13 years, although Page Six reports the two have been separated for a while. Apparently, the former couples have known each other for years."

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1   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 9, 10:00pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ok, WTF!

Why is the richest American ... dating a f*cking skank, newsy! I don't get it. Look, as everyone on this forum knows, I'm not the dating type but still, read my post on the Chilean visiting scholar in New England.

http://patrick.net/post/1314512/2018-03-17-we-re-approaching-rin-s-7-year-post-dating-anniversary

All right, she was a high quality woman, who I'd turned down, because I'd rather fuck hoes than be in a long term relationship.

Sorry, but Bezos is not meeting that kind of woman. No, he's seeing another social climbing bitch, who's trying to take him for his net worth.

I can't believe that a billionaire can be such a retard.
2   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 10:07pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Sorry, but Bezos is not meeting that kind of woman. No, he's seeing another social climbing bitch, who's trying to take him for his net worth.

I can't believe that a billionaire can be such a retard.


Women have counted on men being that stupid since time immemorial.

She's not so bad looking imho: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lauren+sanchez&ia=images

But as the richest guy in the world, yup, he could do way better.
3   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 9, 10:12pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
But as the richest guy in the world, yup, he could do way better.


Patrick, read my thread, even I did better with that Chilean scholar, who looked like Penelope Cruz with thinner eyebrows. And this was an actual, nice gal, not some social climbing bitch.

Bezos is a fucking idiot.
4   BayArea   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 9, 10:22pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Richest guy in the world, fresh divorce, clings onto a 49yr old?? Yes I said 49.
5   Goran_K   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 10:23pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I have to agree with Rin here, she is a wealth devouring parasite. Hopefully he has a smarter inner circle who happen to be attorneys.
6   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 9, 10:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Goran_K says
I have to agree with Rin here, she is a wealth devouring parasite. Hopefully he has a smarter inner circle who happen to be attorneys.


Absolutely!

Seriously, I'm just some low level newly minted millionaire. Bezos is the richest man in America but yet, he wasn't even able to attract a better woman than I could.

With his bank, there's zero chance that some skank would have excess to my resources.

Jeff, read my lips ... you're a sucker!
7   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 9, 11:04pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe Bezos has a menopause fetish.
8   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 9, 11:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BayArea says
Richest guy in the world, fresh divorce, clings onto a 49yr old?? Yes I said 49.


In contrast, unlike that Yankee bitch, who's basically cheating on her ex, the Chilean scholar was a widow for 4 years.

And she'd married a nice guy during her graduate school days.
9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Jan 10, 12:05am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FAIL!

With that kind of money, he could buy villages in the Philippines and use the inhabitants as sex slaves before throwing the soiled concubines into volcanoes for entertainment.
10   clambo   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 5:14am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What this shows is that deep down Bezos is a nerd. He may likely never have traveled to exotic foreign places and met interesting friendly women.

I agree with Rin at the surprise that a guy with his wealth would settle for a 49 year old but some women have a way about them that can hook a guy, it's interesting.

Bezos can't be a stranger to San Francisco; that place is full of lonely single females desperately seeking a straight man. Go stroll around North Beach at night and you'll see them sometimes.

As they say "A hard man is good to find."
11   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 7:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Goran_K says
I have to agree with Rin here, she is a wealth devouring parasite. Hopefully he has a smarter inner circle who happen to be attorneys.

Agreed.
12   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 9:03am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This Sanchez has a face like the joker, but there's no accounting for taste.

And Jerry, I think they are all Silicon.
13   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 9:05am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She's less than average looking IMO. Botox plus lipfattening gone wrong.
14   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 9:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
What this shows is that deep down Bezos is a nerd. He may likely never have traveled to exotic foreign places and met interesting friendly women.

I agree with Rin at the surprise that a guy with his wealth would settle for a 49 year old but some women have a way about them that can hook a guy, it's interesting.

Bezos can't be a stranger to San Francisco; that place is full of lonely single females desperately seeking a straight man. Go stroll around North Beach at night and you'll see them sometimes.

As they say "A hard man is good to find."


Yeah but there are not that many good looking ones and most are close to the wall or post wall. Plus straight guy to girl ratio still way more guys although many nerds. Still the womyn look below average compared to east coast or midwest. One thing the have going for them is the fitness trend.
15   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 9:11am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What the fuck???
Someone need to bitch slap him!
With looks like that I would think that she would have to be exceptional in bed, or something???
16   E-man   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 9:18am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Man, I agree with Rin and everyone here. Bezos could have done a lot better. When you’re billionaire, it opens so many doors and pussies. 🥳🥳🥳
17   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 9:36am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He should just have an assistant who procures hot women for him. Take all the mystery and strain out of it. Sort of a poontang agent, casting the role of his girlfriend or short term lover. The dude is a billionaire! The agent would have the world’s easiest job.
18   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 9:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Quigley says
He should just have an assistant who procures hot women for him. Take all the mystery and strain out of it. Sort of a poontang agent, casting the role of his girlfriend or short term lover. The dude is a billionaire! The agent would have the world’s easiest job.


Like a Buyers Agent style Pimp.
19   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Jan 10, 10:45am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He should just travel around nude in a throne carried by slaves and point at the women he wants to root.

"JEFF! WANT! FUCK!" he would exclaim before a slave nabs the freshly recruited concubine and offers her up to the god king Jeff.
20   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 10:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bezos should be getting daily face massages from a raft of tight, juicy, pulsating 18 year old vulvas. Sanchez must be like dipping his chrome dome in the deep end of a kiddie pool.
21   clambo   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 10:59am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe she likes to put oil on his cue ball head and rub it like on that Seinfeld episode with George and that nubian female.
22   WineHorror1   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 11:00am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe she gives amazing head and she's willing to do anything. Anything...and not just sexual in nature. The woman who gives the best head wins, imo. The best head I ever got was from a 50 year old. Damn, I can still feel it.
23   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 11:01am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sanchez' tweetie must be like a water slide. Wheeeee! finishing with his head stuck in her asshole.
24   CBOEtrader   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 11:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ahh, they can have purebred fakenews babies together... is what I would be saying if he wasnt dating a 50 year old. Maybe post menapause is a plus for a 100 billion dollar man?
25   DASKAA   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 11:11am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jeezus, these newfangled tech billionaires have no fucking imagination or taste.... A 50yo fake-boobed bitch with the traces of multiple cosmetic surgeries painfully obvious on her face? ROTFLMAO.
26   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 11:13am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Journalists haven't been selected from the journalism departments for a while, they are selected from Creative Writing. Describing Fabio ripping off a teddie to reveal crimson nipples in a bodice-ripper page-flipper isn't that much different from describing Trump as !HITLER! in TDS fiction.
28   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 11:40am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
Lol this guy gets it... and the feminists hate him.

Never date a woman over 50 who has a better beard than you do.
29   CBOEtrader   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 12:01pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
CBOEtrader says
Lol this guy gets it... and the feminists hate him.

Never date a woman over 50 who has a better beard than you do.


The article is hilarious. Read it.

Feminists want to shame men for their attraction to young, supple women . I suggest we start a movement to shame women for their attraction to money. I envision memes of homeless people, w captions like "prove male higherarchies are irrelevant and booty call this guy"
30   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2019 Jan 10, 12:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

No prenup?
His wife will be worth more than most Rep/Con men.
I'm sure they will have an excuse for being such losers to a woman.
31   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 12:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Jeff Bezos is dating former news anchor Lauren Sanchez

I bet he can put a smile on that box.
32   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 12:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

From other Jeff Bezos thread ...

http://patrick.net/post/1321405/2019-01-09-amazon-divorce

If had Bezos bank, there's a 100% chance I won't be living in Seattle.

I'd maintain a mail stop/2 bedroom suite there, only having my assistants pick up the mail there, while living in a boinking bachelor palace in Vancouver BC, where I'd have ALL the best hoes in Canada streaming in and out.

My trips to Seattle will be very strategic, just to do the dog/pony show for the corporate losers in town.

The boinking palace will be under a business ownership and thus, I won't be a long term resident of CN, suspectable to income taxes there.

That's how I'd show to the world that I'm Seattle based even though in reality, I'm a perma-hoe bonker in Vancouver, only an couple of hours away, pretty much zero time by private plane.
33   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 12:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Seriously, is this really America's most successful businessman?
34   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 1:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bezos got tired of pulling out his dick and his wife shrieking in derisive laughter "it's Mini-Me, it's Mini-Me! Har, Har!"
35   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 2:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Bezos got tired of pulling out his dick and his wife shrieking in derisive laughter "it's Mini-Me, it's Mini-Me! Har, Har!"


A penis extender is many folds cheaper than a few billion dollars.



Any small guy can get to average with a workout program.

If I were Bezos, I'd have women workout my dick until I become John Holmes the II.
36   KgK one   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 4:55pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dick size goes up 1 in for every million.

Since there is lot of media attention, he is probably keeping it low down. Sanchez ( latinas ) can be wild n allowing 3 or 4 some, behind doors. He can literally buy whole race of women. Eg Peruvian or Bangladesh ladies.

Men might be ok with old age but when they want bj , she should be doing it with smile. She should be eager to make him happy. He is richest man in the world. 2nd now still wow
37   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2019 Jan 10, 5:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The only thing I would ding him for is fucking a girl that doesn't look that much different than the one he already has.

I don't get the abuse this lady is getting. She still looks pretty good for a woman that is 49.
Older women that still has it together any day over a young tart and their problems.

You guys forget we're in the age of MeToo.

That's all he needs is tagging some 20 something then Alred and Feinstein witches get a hold of her and take him to the cleaners for everything he's worth.

He must not be that great in the sack if his wife is cutting him lose and taking the money.

Anthony Weiner had to get Uma Fired and destroyed everything she built for Hillary Clinton before she left his stupid ass.
38   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 7:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
You guys forget we're in the age of MeToo.


In other words, don't date and only see hoes up in Canada.
39   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2019 Jan 11, 9:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
In other words, don't date and only see hoes up in Canada.


Stormy Daniels was a hoe how did that work out?
40   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 11, 10:23am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Rin says
In other words, don't date and only see hoes up in Canada.


Stormy Daniels was a hoe how did that work out?


Simple, it was done in the USA, outside of the Nevada brothels and then, Trump tried to cover it up.

In contrast, Governor Jesse Ventura did boink at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada and openly admitted it.

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