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How to Get Laid - A Guide for Young Men

By Patrick following x   2019 Jan 10, 6:09pm 1,988 views   53 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


First, realize that what women say they want and what they respond to sexually are diametrically opposed. Absolutely opposite! They do not want a soft "nice guy" at all. They want a confident dominant man who takes no shit from anyone. They want a guy they are slightly afraid of. You don't have to be an asshole, but you do have to be a man.

Second, never apologize to any woman. Apologies are like mewling "please like me, please". That is instant death for any attraction she might have had for you. Game over. There might be some truly exceptional circumstance that warrants an apology, like accidentally physically injuring her, but they are very rare.

Third, practice talking to good looking women, all the time, everywhere you run into them. Saying hello is enough at first. Just keep at it and you'll see how they respond in very predictable ways to what you say and do. Learn about body language and eye contact and use that knowledge. Women are not at all mysterious. They just want you to believe they are.

The things you can start on immediately, all of which will get you much more respect and sexual attraction from women:

* grow a beard if you can
* lift weights, get as strong as possible
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)
* earn as much money as possible
* travel the world, learn a foreign language or two
* seek leadership positions inside work and out of it, women love men with power above all else

There is a lot to all of this, but as essential introductory reading, cover as much of these sites as you can:

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

Once you become enlightened, your politics will change for the better. You will see how the homo-globo-feminist forces are trying hard to keep you ignorant of the reality of the sexual marketplace, because it is not in their interest that you assert yourself as a man. They want you weak and easily controlled by guilt. Fuck that shit.

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14   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 7:47pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says

We're talking about helping young men get laid. And from there, helping them see how they have been kept in the dark by the homo-globo-feminist forces of evil.


Here's the issue, in today's world, faux rape charges are the norm. Remember Kobe Bryant back in Colorado some dozen years ago? And yes, it costed him a few million plus a loss of 20 million in endorsements.

If anything, I recommend that men buy a sex doll (ala RealDoll), save their money for trips to Thailand or Costa Rica, and forget about women altogether.
15   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 7:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
Evolution dictates confident and aggressive males are more likely to ensure their survival, and the survival of their offspring.


Yup, all of this stuff follows directly from evolutionary biology.
16   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 7:49pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Rin says
Personally, I don't like beards.


Sure, but you're a man. Women do like them, even the women who claim they do not.


Just thought of something. In the old days most men would not have been able to shave. Evolution would dictate that facial hair is a sign of a man who can procreate and keep the safe, as opposed to "boys" who have no facial hair and unable to protect the family.
17   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 7:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Patrick says
It found that all of the women involved preferred men with beards – yes, ALL of them, RSVP Live reports.


Yes, but as a confident man, I don't care what women think about anything.


Yes, but as a man who only wants whores, the only thing that matters to the whore is money.
18   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 7:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
Yes, but as a man who only wants whores, the only thing that matters to the whore is money.


Yes, but because I don't give a rat's about the regular woman, women are attracted to me in the New England area.
19   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 7:58pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)

Except if you live in silicon valley, where most people are simultaneously ignorant of guns and petrified of them, too.
20   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 8:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Strategist says
Evolution dictates confident and aggressive males are more likely to ensure their survival, and the survival of their offspring.


Yup, all of this stuff follows directly from evolutionary biology.


What is the purpose of pubic hair? Does anyone know?
21   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 8:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I dunno, Patrick. I consider myself to have some Gay Radar, as I had gay roommates for a time when I was in college.

Buff men, well-groomed beards. They go Ape Shit for those.
22   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jan 10, 8:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
What is the purpose of pubic hair? Does anyone know?


Female grips it in her fists as she pulls her mouth over the head of your engorged member and struggles to get her face around it, grunting her overwhelming hunger for your SANCTIFYING! BALM!
23   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 8:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SunnyvaleCA says
Patrick says
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)

Except if you live in silicon valley, where most people are simultaneously ignorant of guns and petrified of them, too.


I'd say it would especially help you stand out as a man in Silicon Valley.

If she's afraid, she's excited too.

I remember a freshman psychology class where we learned that the best first date is a horror movie. The increased heart rate because of fear engendered by the movie gets conflated in her mind with attraction for you.

B.A.C.A.H. says
I dunno, Patrick. I consider myself to have some Gay Radar, as I had gay roommates for a time when I was in college.

Buff men, well-groomed beards. They go Ape Shit for those.


Not sure of your point. Are "They" gay men, or women? Might be true either way. I'd say you should not be all that perfectly groomed or it starts veering into gay territory. Women prefer men with slightly rough edges.
24   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 8:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Strategist says
What is the purpose of pubic hair? Does anyone know?


Female grips it in her fists as she pulls her mouth over the head of your engorged member and struggles to get her face around it, grunting her overwhelming hunger for your SANCTIFYING! BALM!


That's awesome, I love it.
What is the purpose of female pubic hair?
25   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 8:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
The other day she called and wanted me to give her some dough for some trip with her coworkers. I refused but something snapped and I yelled at her for the first time. I was so pissed off and screaming I imagine the neighbors heard me.

Funny thing; after my outburst the next day she texted to apologize for how she talked to me (why I don't know). Then she asked to come up and see me after work.

My losing my temper didn't push her away; she has been now texting and calling me every day.


This is a very common scenario. You demonstrated you're not at all afraid of what she thinks, so that raised your value in her eyes.

Remember that the most vicious death row killers get lots of love mail from random women, exactly because these guys are vicious death row killers. They are lousy bets in an objective sense, but they have proven they are not afraid of killing people, and such fearlessness in men gets women hot and wet.

Taking the evolutionary perspective, such guys have demonstrated that they are very capable of protecting her and any children they might have.
26   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 8:30pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
What is the purpose of female pubic hair?


I've read it is actually to help with the evaporation of pheromones. So it helps her give off a subtle scent to lure you in.
27   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 8:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The point is, you kinda expressed a gay outlook.

Back in the day, I had a friend who didn't take very good care of himself, kind of let himself go (overweight). Plain looking. Not flush with money. Kinda broke in fact. And always seemed to have an attractive female companion. I saw him in action. Whatever "it" was, he had "it". Frustrated the hell out of one of my macho friends.

One of the people in our social circle is now my partner. I asked her, what is it about him, that makes him so successful with the women? She told me, he's a Good Listener, and it's his smile. Those were the qualities that they were attracted to. She kind of thought I was a dumb shit for not knowing that.
28   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 9:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

B.A.C.A.H. says
She told me, he's a Good Listener, and it's his smile. Those were the qualities that they were attracted to. She kind of thought I was a dumb shit for not knowing that.


I assure you, it absolutely not that he's a good listener.

Might be his smile if it's kind of smirky. He's probably funny and fearless, ie confident and dominant. See original post.

What women will tell you they are attracted to is not actually what they are attracted to. See original post.
29   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 9:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
B.A.C.A.H. says
She told me, he's a Good Listener, and it's his smile. Those were the qualities that they were attracted to. She kind of thought I was a dumb shit for not knowing that.


I assure you, it absolutely not that he's a good listener.

Might be his smile if it's kind of smirky. He's probably funny and fearless, ie confident and dominant. See original post.

What women will tell you they are attracted to is not actually what they are attracted to. See original post.


Agreed. Although you can listen with a dominating calmness without repeating or encouraging her "stories" and it will come off as paternal alpha and give her tingles.
30   ThreeBays   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 10:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Re: Title - It's called Tinder.
31   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 1:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
I assure you, it absolutely not that he's a good listener.

My wife asked me why I walked away when she was talking to me. I told her, because if I didn't, we would still be at the same spot we met, somebody would have to feed me and provide me with a latrines in shifts, I would have long hair down to my ankles and long, curled fingernails like Howard Hughes, and I would have needed to learn to sleep standing up.

Needless to say, I didn't get any that night.
32   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 8:05am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Except - you would have if it were spun a bit differently. Maybe saying nothing in reply but just kissing her.

Words often cause more harm than good.
34   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 8:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
This is a very common scenario. You demonstrated you're not at all afraid of what she thinks, so that raised your value in her eyes.

One woman told me in plain text that dominant men yelling at her sexually excites her, and that she is trying to provoke them into being aggressive and dominant. She was E. European though, so she had no problems admitting what she really likes.
35   clambo   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 11, 8:36am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Thanks to Patrick for the endlessly entertaining Chateau Heartiste.

Maybe tangential to the subject here, I have a few friends who are widows; both are over 60, one is attractive the other less so.

Neither expects me to have any sexual interest in them, but they like having company as do I sometimes.

The more attractive one is always asking me about my misadventures/exploits with other females and she tells me I should do things more or less as suggested by the guys here and Chateau Heartiste, it's funny almost.

She also advised me to travel to Cartagena or other places in Colombia and have a great time.
Her younger brother is about 61, just retired from a job in the USA and recently divorced but has a new GF from Colombia. She thinks her brother is a "pendejo"=dope because he doesn't need a serious relationship after gaining his freedom from his fat lazy wife up in New Jersey. I concur.

Anyway, it's fun to know that the "other side" in the war of sexes thinks as we do but the ones trying to get something from us hide that they know the score.

"Why does my pendejo brother get a woman her age with a 16 year old son??" I warned her "He doesn't know how much Obamacare will cost him if he marries her; he will pay a the premium for 3 adults until he is on Medicare (65) then he will just pay 2 adults insurance. Is he prepared to send her son to college in the USA? He's not going to be retired for very long I predict."

Caffeine induced rambling, sorry.
36   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 9:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says

* grow a beard if you can
* lift weights, get as strong as possible
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)
* earn as much money as possible
* travel the world, learn a foreign language or two
* seek leadership positions inside work and out of it, women love men with power above all else

Also learn to hunt and kill your preys with your bare hands.
37   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 9:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)

... but don't over do it:
38   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 9:54am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Being a jerk helps too...
39   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 1:37pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Remember that the most vicious death row killers get lots of love mail from random women, exactly because these guys are vicious death row killers.

or, low self-esteem ladies who think the guy would be desperate enough to accept even them.
40   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 5:45pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Being a jerk helps too...


Scott Adams is very aware of the fundamental realities. More power to him.
41   KgK one   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 11, 6:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



Patrice o neal comedian / female advisor . RIP legend

Check out his other radio talks. He knows how to handle ladies.
42   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 6:38pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Second, never apologize to any woman.


Very important and often overlooked rule. Womyn shit-test about anything, they will say the most ridiculous things that sound like commands and men always process with logic and say "wait that doesn't make sense in this case because xyz..." and she will say "why are you arguing me just say ok!". Worst thing is to apologize for being right, followed by complying. Good reactions are controlled anger or preferably just silence since bs is not worth debating. After focusing for a while on your matters without much interaction she'll come around. Like a child.
43   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 7:02pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Womyn shit-test about anything, they will say the most ridiculous things that sound like commands and men always process with logic and say "wait that doesn't make sense in this case because xyz..." and she will say "why are you arguing me just say ok!"

That is why the correct response in these situations is to say "You know, your sister is tighter."
44   Booger   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 7:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
That is why the correct response in these situations is to say "You know, your sister is tighter."


What if she doesn't have a sister?
45   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 7:20pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
HeadSet says
That is why the correct response in these situations is to say "You know, your sister is tighter."


What if she doesn't have a sister?


Even better, "You mom is tighter."
46   HonkpilledMaster   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 11, 8:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sundown, you better take care, if I find you've been creepin' round my backstairs.

Exact same bitch that gave Belushi a bad dose, by the way. Gordon regulated her a few years before.
47   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2019 Jan 12, 4:32am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Patrick says
to help young men see for themselves how it all works


Yes, go to Montreal and fuck hoes. That's the answer, not dating.


How to get laid (alternate title "Zen of Rin"):

1)acquire $1000.
2)go to Montreal.
3)get laid.
4)repeat.

Best self help book ever.
48   marcus   ignore (7)   2019 Jan 13, 12:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
A Guide for Young Men



It's not as easy as it once was. For one thing, a lot less young people are sexually active than several decades ago. I'm old enough to have spent my formative (late teens and early 20s) during pre-aids post sexual revolution times. I didn't have much game, and certainly wasn't an alpha (or an alpha pretender - partly what that red pill advice is about).

In those days being fairly good looking and sexually experienced (and desired by other women) was enough. And hate to tell you, but even the hottest women would fool around with guys based on superficial considerations, and attractions.

And while I agree there is something to the red pill advice, especially about not being walked on and that women won't like you if your a pussy, I think it's far more complicated, especially when you're young. When you're young, being decent looking, sexually experienced, and having "chemistry" supersedes everything else. Just those three things are going to have women coming back, when you're young, even if you are somewhat of a "beta" guy. I certainly was. But I was confident becasue of experience.

AS for now, I am a single older guy now. And that's an entirely different conversation.

IT's tough out there for young people now. This is an interesting read.
50   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 14, 1:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

CBOEtrader says
How to get laid (alternate title "Zen of Rin"):

1)acquire $1000.
2)go to Montreal.
3)get laid.
4)repeat.

Best self help book ever.


Yes, don't fight The Law ... Rin Wah Law

because as The Clash once said, "The Law Won"

51   Rin   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 14, 2:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
Patrick says
Rin says
Personally, I don't like beards.


Sure, but you're a man. Women do like them, even the women who claim they do not.


Just thought of something. In the old days most men would not have been able to shave. Evolution would dictate that facial hair is a sign of a man who can procreate and keep the safe, as opposed to "boys" who have no facial hair and unable to protect the family.


Ok, intellectually, this is all fine and dandy, however, do you really want to look like a terrorist or a drug dealer with all that facial hair?

The cops, the DEA (or any other alphabet soup agency) have never caught me in a dragnet.

Stop worrying about women and take care of yourself.
52   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 14, 2:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A man who walks around with his french ticklers soaked in many different odiferous penumbras of pussy juice commands respect from men and women alike!
53   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 14, 3:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The beard can be like sandpaper when motorboating so many women prefer it clean shaven then.

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