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How to Get Laid - A Guide for Young Men

By Patrick following x   2019 Jan 10, 6:09pm 964 views   53 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


First, realize that what women say they want and what they respond to sexually are diametrically opposed. Absolutely opposite! They do not want a soft "nice guy" at all. They want a confident dominant man who takes no shit from anyone. They want a guy they are slightly afraid of. You don't have to be an asshole, but you do have to be a man.

Second, never apologize to any woman. Apologies are like mewling "please like me, please". That is instant death for any attraction she might have had for you. Game over. There might be some truly exceptional circumstance that warrants an apology, like accidentally physically injuring her, but they are very rare.

Third, practice talking to good looking women, all the time, everywhere you run into them. Saying hello is enough at first. Just keep at it and you'll see how they respond in very predictable ways to what you say and do. Learn about body language and eye contact and use that knowledge. Women are not at all mysterious. They just want you to believe they are.

The things you can start on immediately, all of which will get you much more respect and sexual attraction from women:

* grow a beard if you can
* lift weights, get as strong as possible
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)
* earn as much money as possible
* travel the world, learn a foreign language or two
* seek leadership positions inside work and out of it, women love men with power above all else

There is a lot to all of this, but as essential introductory reading, cover as much of these sites as you can:

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

Once you become enlightened, your politics will change for the better. You will see how the homo-globo-feminist forces are trying hard to keep you ignorant of the reality of the sexual marketplace, because it is not in their interest that you assert yourself as a man. They want you weak and easily controlled by guilt. Fuck that shit.

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1   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 7:07pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
* earn as much money as possible


Once you do that, see hoes and forget about women, altogether.

Very soon ... women will be attracted to you, as you don't need 'em anymore.

Patrick says

* grow a beard if you can
* lift weights, get as strong as possible
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)
* travel the world, learn a foreign language or two
* seek leadership positions inside work and out of it, women love men with power above all else


Do this list for yourself and no one else. Personally, I don't like beards.
2   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 7:10pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Shit test, shit test. One of the most important things.

I called it "Wimp Questions" before I found this stuff on the internet.
3   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 7:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Personally, I don't like beards.


Sure, but you're a man. Women do like them, even the women who claim they do not.

A study by the Journal of Evolutionary Biology has discovered that men with beards are generally more attractive than their clean-shaven counterparts.

The study, titled The Masculinity Paradox, asked 8,520 women to rate a variety of men based on how attractive they are. They were asked to rate men with a beard and without a beard and asked if they would consider them for either a short-term or a long-term relationship. The men were photographed clean-shaven, five days after shaving and 10 days after shaving. A final photograph was taken four weeks after shaving. ...

It found that all of the women involved preferred men with beards – yes, ALL of them, RSVP Live reports.
4   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 7:23pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
Shit test, shit test. One of the most important things.


You mean to be aware of how they shit test you, right?

Women mostly don't care about your physical attractiveness. They care about your confidence and dominance far more. So they ask you questions or put you in uncomfortable situations to see how you'll react. They are just trying to figure out if you are really a man or not. Fair enough.

Classic joke example is when you're in a bar and she says "Honey, hold my purse while I go flirt with other men."

The right answer is no answer. Just look at her. No way in hell should you ever hold that purse, or tolerate her flirting with other men. Being angry would also be a show of weakness, and a woman who would flirt with other men in front of you is just not worth keeping, so walk away and find someone else more worthy of your valuable attention.
5   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 7:27pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
It found that all of the women involved preferred men with beards – yes, ALL of them, RSVP Live reports.


Yes, but as a confident man, I don't care what women think about anything.
6   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 7:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Yes, but as a confident man, I don't care what women think about anything.


That is of course the best attitude and money will help you get that attitude. But if you're young and don't have so much money, beards help get attention, as do muscles, no matter how much women deny it. And the goal here is to help young men see for themselves how it all works, to save them from the feminist crap that ruins both men's and women's lives.
7   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 7:34pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
You mean to be aware of how they shit test you, right?


Yes, in all ways.

I like to open up with an ambiguous insult-compliment:

"Hi, those are some really funky shoes."
"REALLY?! You like them?"
"Did you find them at a Goodwill?"
*Purses Lips, unsure if insult or compliment*

My standard line, though could be dress/gloves/whatever in lieu of shoes.

NEVER initiate a convo by talking about eyes, legs, hair, etc. Always something non-genetic.
8   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 7:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
That is of course the best attitude and money will do that for you. But if you don't have so much money, beards help get attention, as do muscles, no matter how much women deny it. And the goal here is to help young men see for themselves how it all works, to save them from the feminist crap that ruins both men's and women's lives.


First of all, exercising is great so I'm all for the muscles.

I'd gone to restaurant/bars and only looked at my phone & laptop, with currency/stock symbols in the background, ignoring half the population around me and women were interested.

Really, the secret is being inaccessible and not caring about anyone around oneself.
9   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 7:39pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
to help young men see for themselves how it all works


Yes, go to Montreal and fuck hoes. That's the answer, not dating.
10   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 7:39pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce says
NEVER initiate a convo by talking about eyes, legs, hair, etc.


And definitely not "You're so pretty." Ugh, you're toast right there. She knows she's pretty or you wouldn't be talking to her. Your compliments should be hard-earned. Don't give them away as if they were worth nothing.

Rin says
Really, the secret is being inaccessible and not caring about anyone around oneself.


I agree, you want to look like you have tons of options. And you will, as soon as you escape the SJW/feminist indoctrination that has ruined so many lives.
11   clambo   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 10, 7:41pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The guide above works even for men who aren't young.

I have learned that although females thinking you have money may attract them, to actually keep them around they need to see a guy being active and fearless of them and others. Reckless behavior of course is not attractive but strong confidence seems to be.

The example I can give is a few days old; I have been seeing a very cute young female from time to time for a couple of years. I gave her some dough also because she was broke and her car would have problems, she was in some nursing program and not working full time. Seeing me was her idea; I normally would not have pursued her because I thought she was very far out of my league. At first she wanted to see me very often, then it decreased (boyfriend likely).

She asked to move in and I said I had a visitor coming up from Mexico, a female. The local girl was immediately jealous and wanted me to sneak out to see her. Funny how that worked. But after the Mexican girl went home I didn't hear as often from the local one.

The other day she called and wanted me to give her some dough for some trip with her coworkers. I refused but something snapped and I yelled at her for the first time. I was so pissed off and screaming I imagine the neighbors heard me.

Funny thing; after my outburst the next day she texted to apologize for how she talked to me (why I don't know). Then she asked to come up and see me after work.

My losing my temper didn't push her away; she has been now texting and calling me every day. Today she asked me to drive down to see her at her work and I said was sort of busy.

Re: the article tips. I agree with most but I just don't want to grow facial hair. I speak a foreign language and this is great for breaking the ice with females in Florida and California sometimes. Of course it works wonders in Mexico too. I go the gym but not often enough lately since scuba diving sort of tires me out. I hobby I picked up from my friend is target shooting handguns, which for me is like going to the movies. The situation in Florida allows me to have one in the car and females usually know I have it and can also carry it if I want to. Most are fascinated by them.

Taking videos of sharks swimming around underwater and sharing it with females seems to also interest them, although the sharks I've seen so far are harmless.

Driving a nice car doesn't hurt your chances either.

edit:; I as a rule I also don't tell a female she's pretty, sexy, etc. very much either. Girls don't think it's interesting that you think she's hot.
12   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 7:43pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Yes, go to Montreal and fuck hoes. That's the answer, not dating.


I'd agree that there is great enlightenment to be gained by having hot young women vying for your attention because they want your money. It proves that what they are selling is really just a commodity. A renewable resource.

Love is something else, very dangerous, but far more valuable. Women usually try to manipulate this as well, trying to get you to fall in love so you do stupid things like hand over your credit cards. A sincere mutual loving relationship is the long term goal of life, but that's not really what we're talking about in this post.

We're talking about helping young men get laid. And helping them see how they have been kept in the dark by the homo-globo-feminist forces of evil.
13   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 7:44pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
First, realize that what women say they want and what they respond to sexually are diametrically opposed. Absolutely opposite! They do not want a soft "nice guy" at all. They want a confident dominant man who takes no shit from anyone. They want a guy they are slightly afraid of. You don't have to be an asshole, but you do have to be a man.


"Nice guys finish last" Women want confident dominant men because they the have Balls. Evolution dictates confident and aggressive males are more likely to ensure their survival, and the survival of their offspring.
14   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 7:47pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says

We're talking about helping young men get laid. And from there, helping them see how they have been kept in the dark by the homo-globo-feminist forces of evil.


Here's the issue, in today's world, faux rape charges are the norm. Remember Kobe Bryant back in Colorado some dozen years ago? And yes, it costed him a few million plus a loss of 20 million in endorsements.

If anything, I recommend that men buy a sex doll (ala RealDoll), save their money for trips to Thailand or Costa Rica, and forget about women altogether.
15   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 7:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
Evolution dictates confident and aggressive males are more likely to ensure their survival, and the survival of their offspring.


Yup, all of this stuff follows directly from evolutionary biology.
16   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 7:49pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Rin says
Personally, I don't like beards.


Sure, but you're a man. Women do like them, even the women who claim they do not.


Just thought of something. In the old days most men would not have been able to shave. Evolution would dictate that facial hair is a sign of a man who can procreate and keep the safe, as opposed to "boys" who have no facial hair and unable to protect the family.
17   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 7:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Patrick says
It found that all of the women involved preferred men with beards – yes, ALL of them, RSVP Live reports.


Yes, but as a confident man, I don't care what women think about anything.


Yes, but as a man who only wants whores, the only thing that matters to the whore is money.
18   Rin   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 10, 7:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
Yes, but as a man who only wants whores, the only thing that matters to the whore is money.


Yes, but because I don't give a rat's about the regular woman, women are attracted to me in the New England area.
19   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 7:58pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)

Except if you live in silicon valley, where most people are simultaneously ignorant of guns and petrified of them, too.
20   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 8:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Strategist says
Evolution dictates confident and aggressive males are more likely to ensure their survival, and the survival of their offspring.


Yup, all of this stuff follows directly from evolutionary biology.


What is the purpose of pubic hair? Does anyone know?
21   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 8:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I dunno, Patrick. I consider myself to have some Gay Radar, as I had gay roommates for a time when I was in college.

Buff men, well-groomed beards. They go Ape Shit for those.
22   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Jan 10, 8:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
What is the purpose of pubic hair? Does anyone know?


Female grips it in her fists as she pulls her mouth over the head of your engorged member and struggles to get her face around it, grunting her overwhelming hunger for your SANCTIFYING! BALM!
23   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 8:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SunnyvaleCA says
Patrick says
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)

Except if you live in silicon valley, where most people are simultaneously ignorant of guns and petrified of them, too.


I'd say it would especially help you stand out as a man in Silicon Valley.

If she's afraid, she's excited too.

I remember a freshman psychology class where we learned that the best first date is a horror movie. The increased heart rate because of fear engendered by the movie gets conflated in her mind with attraction for you.

B.A.C.A.H. says
I dunno, Patrick. I consider myself to have some Gay Radar, as I had gay roommates for a time when I was in college.

Buff men, well-groomed beards. They go Ape Shit for those.


Not sure of your point. Are "They" gay men, or women? Might be true either way. I'd say you should not be all that perfectly groomed or it starts veering into gay territory. Women prefer men with slightly rough edges.
24   Strategist   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 8:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Strategist says
What is the purpose of pubic hair? Does anyone know?


Female grips it in her fists as she pulls her mouth over the head of your engorged member and struggles to get her face around it, grunting her overwhelming hunger for your SANCTIFYING! BALM!


That's awesome, I love it.
What is the purpose of female pubic hair?
25   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 8:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
The other day she called and wanted me to give her some dough for some trip with her coworkers. I refused but something snapped and I yelled at her for the first time. I was so pissed off and screaming I imagine the neighbors heard me.

Funny thing; after my outburst the next day she texted to apologize for how she talked to me (why I don't know). Then she asked to come up and see me after work.

My losing my temper didn't push her away; she has been now texting and calling me every day.


This is a very common scenario. You demonstrated you're not at all afraid of what she thinks, so that raised your value in her eyes.

Remember that the most vicious death row killers get lots of love mail from random women, exactly because these guys are vicious death row killers. They are lousy bets in an objective sense, but they have proven they are not afraid of killing people, and such fearlessness in men gets women hot and wet.

Taking the evolutionary perspective, such guys have demonstrated that they are very capable of protecting her and any children they might have.
26   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 8:30pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
What is the purpose of female pubic hair?


I've read it is actually to help with the evaporation of pheromones. So it helps her give off a subtle scent to lure you in.
27   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 8:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The point is, you kinda expressed a gay outlook.

Back in the day, I had a friend who didn't take very good care of himself, kind of let himself go (overweight). Plain looking. Not flush with money. Kinda broke in fact. And always seemed to have an attractive female companion. I saw him in action. Whatever "it" was, he had "it". Frustrated the hell out of one of my macho friends.

One of the people in our social circle is now my partner. I asked her, what is it about him, that makes him so successful with the women? She told me, he's a Good Listener, and it's his smile. Those were the qualities that they were attracted to. She kind of thought I was a dumb shit for not knowing that.
28   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 10, 9:26pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

B.A.C.A.H. says
She told me, he's a Good Listener, and it's his smile. Those were the qualities that they were attracted to. She kind of thought I was a dumb shit for not knowing that.


I assure you, it absolutely not that he's a good listener.

Might be his smile if it's kind of smirky. He's probably funny and fearless, ie confident and dominant. See original post.

What women will tell you they are attracted to is not actually what they are attracted to. See original post.
29   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 10, 9:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
B.A.C.A.H. says
She told me, he's a Good Listener, and it's his smile. Those were the qualities that they were attracted to. She kind of thought I was a dumb shit for not knowing that.


I assure you, it absolutely not that he's a good listener.

Might be his smile if it's kind of smirky. He's probably funny and fearless, ie confident and dominant. See original post.

What women will tell you they are attracted to is not actually what they are attracted to. See original post.


Agreed. Although you can listen with a dominating calmness without repeating or encouraging her "stories" and it will come off as paternal alpha and give her tingles.
30   ThreeBays   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 10, 10:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Re: Title - It's called Tinder.
31   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 1:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
I assure you, it absolutely not that he's a good listener.

My wife asked me why I walked away when she was talking to me. I told her, because if I didn't, we would still be at the same spot we met, somebody would have to feed me and provide me with a latrines in shifts, I would have long hair down to my ankles and long, curled fingernails like Howard Hughes, and I would have needed to learn to sleep standing up.

Needless to say, I didn't get any that night.
32   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 8:05am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Except - you would have if it were spun a bit differently. Maybe saying nothing in reply but just kissing her.

Words often cause more harm than good.
34   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 8:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
This is a very common scenario. You demonstrated you're not at all afraid of what she thinks, so that raised your value in her eyes.

One woman told me in plain text that dominant men yelling at her sexually excites her, and that she is trying to provoke them into being aggressive and dominant. She was E. European though, so she had no problems admitting what she really likes.
35   clambo   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 11, 8:36am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Thanks to Patrick for the endlessly entertaining Chateau Heartiste.

Maybe tangential to the subject here, I have a few friends who are widows; both are over 60, one is attractive the other less so.

Neither expects me to have any sexual interest in them, but they like having company as do I sometimes.

The more attractive one is always asking me about my misadventures/exploits with other females and she tells me I should do things more or less as suggested by the guys here and Chateau Heartiste, it's funny almost.

She also advised me to travel to Cartagena or other places in Colombia and have a great time.
Her younger brother is about 61, just retired from a job in the USA and recently divorced but has a new GF from Colombia. She thinks her brother is a "pendejo"=dope because he doesn't need a serious relationship after gaining his freedom from his fat lazy wife up in New Jersey. I concur.

Anyway, it's fun to know that the "other side" in the war of sexes thinks as we do but the ones trying to get something from us hide that they know the score.

"Why does my pendejo brother get a woman her age with a 16 year old son??" I warned her "He doesn't know how much Obamacare will cost him if he marries her; he will pay a the premium for 3 adults until he is on Medicare (65) then he will just pay 2 adults insurance. Is he prepared to send her son to college in the USA? He's not going to be retired for very long I predict."

Caffeine induced rambling, sorry.
36   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 9:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says

* grow a beard if you can
* lift weights, get as strong as possible
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)
* earn as much money as possible
* travel the world, learn a foreign language or two
* seek leadership positions inside work and out of it, women love men with power above all else

Also learn to hunt and kill your preys with your bare hands.
37   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 9:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
* buy a gun and learn to use it (bonus points if you've been in the military)

... but don't over do it:
38   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 11, 9:54am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Being a jerk helps too...
39   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 1:37pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Remember that the most vicious death row killers get lots of love mail from random women, exactly because these guys are vicious death row killers.

or, low self-esteem ladies who think the guy would be desperate enough to accept even them.
40   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 11, 5:45pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Being a jerk helps too...


Scott Adams is very aware of the fundamental realities. More power to him.

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