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2019 Jan 21, 6:07pm   3,258 views  16 comments

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2   MAGA   2019 Jan 21, 8:13pm  

I have donated six-figures to charity. Where is my hot babe?
3   Ceffer   2019 Jan 21, 8:53pm  

It's the age old question. Would you rather have me and a credit card, or a vibrator and a gallon of chocolate ice cream?
4   GNL   2019 Jan 21, 10:17pm  

MAGA says
I have donated six-figures to charity. Where is my hot babe?

You're doing it wrong.
5   Ceffer   2019 Jan 21, 10:49pm  

MAGA says
I have donated six-figures to charity. Where is my hot babe?


I think you need to donate 500 dollars at a time to Charity. I'll give you her phone number. Your six figures should last a while.
6   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2019 Jan 22, 8:00am  

MAGA says
I have donated six-figures to charity. Where is my hot babe?


You didn't deposit it in the right garter belt.
7   Patrick   2019 Jan 22, 8:01am  

MAGA says
I have donated six-figures to charity. Where is my hot babe?


You'll get more out of being in the military. Women generally like men who are/were in uniform.
8   HeadSet   2019 Jan 22, 10:32am  

You'll get more out of being in the military. Women generally like men who are/were in uniform.

Did not help me much, I must be really ugly.
9   GNL   2019 Jan 22, 10:53am  

HeadSet says
You'll get more out of being in the military. Women generally like men who are/were in uniform.

Did not help me much, I must be really ugly.

Read Patrick's post on how to attract women. Sounds like your half way there. Get a beard also.
10   GNL   2019 Jan 22, 10:53am  

HeadSet says
You'll get more out of being in the military. Women generally like men who are/were in uniform.

Did not help me much, I must be really ugly.

Read Patrick's post on how to attract women. Sounds like you're half way there. Get a beard also. $$ also washes the ugly away.
11   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jan 22, 1:11pm  

Patrick says
You'll get more out of being in the military. Women generally like men who are/were in uniform.


Only Jet Pilots and the like. They know that Corporals in the Motor Pool or Able Seamen or Air Patrolmen don't make enough to keep them going back to Nordstrom's.
12   HeadSet   2019 Jan 22, 2:32pm  

Only Jet Pilots and the like.

Not really. I spent my youth flying Tankers (KC-135, like a Boeing 707) and quite of few of my fellow aviators were typically dateless. An Air Force Base has lots of flyboys around, so being a Pilot is nothing special. Adding to the issue is when an AFB is located by a small town, it changes the man to women ratio to what we would call "hog heaven."
13   CBOEtrader   2019 Jan 22, 4:27pm  

MAGA says
I have donated six-figures to charity. Where is my hot babe?


It's your job to secure the pussy. After transaction your leverage is gone, later $$$$$ I hardly knew ye
14   EBGuy   2019 Jan 22, 4:56pm  

Life imitates art... or is it the other way around.
https://twitter.com/kristina_basham/status/1071896222510661632
15   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Jan 22, 5:44pm  

I love Scott Adams, old cartoonist banging incredibly hot twenty somethings with Master Degrees in Economics.
16   Patrick   2019 Jan 22, 7:55pm  

EBGuy says
Life imitates art... or is it the other way around.
https://twitter.com/kristina_basham/status/1071896222510661632


Holy shit!



She looks like trouble, but maybe well worth it.

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