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1   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 21, 7:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The women managed to keep the door closed, but the man — whose weight was estimated to be 440 pounds — then refused to leave the bathroom unless they wiped his backside after he finished with his business.

The flight attendants refused at first but then decided to carry out the disgusting task so he wouldn’t remain in the lavatory.

But things took a turn for the worse when the chief attendant donned three pairs of latex gloves and began wiping him.

“He said, ‘Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper,’ and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again,” she said.

“You can pull my pants back up now,” he finally said, according to the crew member.
2   HEYYOU   ignore (30)   2019 Jan 21, 8:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How about a cheap shot?
Ching Chong Airlines?
3   RC2006   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 21, 8:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She shouldn't have done it and he should have been aloud to board without an assistant. Disgusting
4   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 21, 8:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is why they need fisting friendly TSA agents on every flight along with the marshals.
5   WineHorror1   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 21, 10:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Are we sure this isn't fake news. He IS a white guy after all, isn't he? Plus, does that look like 440 lbs to you?
6   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 21, 10:47pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Uhh Uhh, keep wiping, I'm almost there!"
7   willywonka   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 22, 3:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Corn on the cob last night?
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (40)   2019 Jan 22, 3:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is bizarre if true.

The Yeti demanded they leave the door open while he shat?

GUSTIE!
9   willywonka   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 22, 4:01am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can you check my prostate while you're back there?
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (40)   2019 Jan 22, 4:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can you please pick of the shagnasties?
11   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 22, 5:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He cut a massive fart, and the tailwind got them to their destination an hour early.
12   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 22, 7:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Flight attendant says overweight passenger forced her to wipe his butt

But that is Hey You's job!! The union (Anal Swap Local 232) will hear about this!
13   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 22, 2:54pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump should put this guy in charge of negotiating with Democrats for a wall.
14   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 22, 3:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Trump should put this guy in charge of negotiating with Democrats for a wall.

He needs to clean out the Burrito Bar and negotiate with the Dems in a closed room. Capitulation is guaranteed.

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