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Rin should buy a Sex Robot, to increase his retirement savings


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2019 Feb 5, 10:08am   2,106 views  16 comments

by Rin   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

It's pretty clear ... after my consulting gig is over, the costs of travel/lodging/food/drinks & then paying hoes in places like Montreal, Thailand, Australia, Germany, and Holland will eat up a slice of my dividend stream which is better used for equity reinvestment over time.

So here's the thing, a sex robot from let's say RealDoll, even with a lot of customization, is no more than $20K. And thus, I can live in Boston, get my dick wet daily (while fondling boobs and ass) and keep all of my money, letting it grow, so that when I'm in my mid-to-late 50s, I'd have a lot of extra cash to burn with a retirement visa down in Australia.

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1   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 5, 10:17am  

Why stop there? You could save even more money using sandwich bags.
2   Rin   2019 Feb 5, 10:18am  

Tenpoundbass says
Why stop there?


Read the following ...

Rin says
while fondling boobs and ass
3   Ceffer   2019 Feb 5, 10:58am  

Great, now I'm going to fall in love with a sandwich bag. Thanks Rin and TPB.
4   Rin   2019 Feb 5, 11:08am  

ThreeBays says
How long before you would get bored?


I do own a car.

If I ever get bored and need a diversion, I'll make the 5.5 hr drive from Boston to Montreal, and bang a Mademoiselle.
5   rocketjoe79   2019 Feb 5, 12:24pm  

Really, this is mandatory for all males. Regular emptying of the balls = Prostate health.
6   Rin   2019 Feb 5, 12:33pm  

rocketjoe79 says
Really, this is mandatory for all males. Regular emptying of the balls = Prostate health.


Yes, but while one's playing with tits and ass.
7   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 5, 1:14pm  

Could this be the offical Rin snack.

Hillary Butthole chocolates

8   Ceffer   2019 Feb 5, 2:00pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Hillary Butthole chocolates

When one asshole just isn't enough.
9   Rin   2019 Feb 5, 2:09pm  

Here's a technique for a man to keep his cock happy.

Basically, it involves a sex doll.

What you do is pop a Cialis and let the penis get hard.

Then, pop a sleeping pill, and slide your pole into the sex doll's lubricated hole. Don't climax inside the doll. Gently, fall asleep, while holding onto her boobs, and then, upon awakening, finish her off in the morning.

This is a type of conditioning program where in effect, the cock realizes that being with an actual living woman, isn't needed for pleasure, comfort, and orgasms. It also trains the hand/penis complex since the boobs are in palms.
10   HeadSet   2019 Feb 5, 2:13pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Could this be the offical Rin snack.

Hillary Butthole chocolates




Ok guys, where are the "Dark Chocolate" and "White Chocolate" jokes?
11   Ceffer   2019 Feb 5, 2:27pm  

Is this supposed to make kissing ass more palatable?
12   HeadSet   2019 Feb 5, 3:20pm  

Ceffer says
Is this supposed to make kissing ass more palatable?


No, but it will make "eating ass" more palatable.
13   Y   2019 Feb 5, 3:24pm  

It's worked up to now, looks like he's settled in...
ThreeBays says
How long before you would get bored?
14   Tenpoundbass   2019 Feb 6, 5:21pm  

Rin this could be your year.

16   kt1652   2019 Feb 8, 7:02pm  

Rin, hoes are looking at the clock.
Smell their tits, whiskey from the last john.

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