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By d6rB following x   2019 Feb 11, 10:31am 843 views   9 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 Feb 11, 11:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I could go there and be Lord Zirrah
2   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 Feb 11, 11:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Or God Driller
3   kt1652   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 11, 11:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How timely, last night I read this article.
Just like any sex worker, reality is not.
I gotta stop reading so l can enjoy pornhub.
NTS - buy coconut water.

'... a lot of new actresses have raunchy smelling vaginas and don’t realize it or don’t care. So if she’s doing a scene where she has to go down on a girl with a stinky vag, she’ll stick her fingers in and then immediately put her fingers in the girls mouth. She said “if I have to taste it, you do too.'
https://thoughtcatalog.com/eric-redding/2015/07/porn-stories-they-dont-want-to-know/?utm_campaign=related&utm_source=thoughtcatalog&utm_term=eric-redding
4   HEYYOU   ignore (27)   2019 Feb 11, 11:13am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Some of us have a shortage of manhood! ;-)
5   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Feb 11, 11:18am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe Bezos can help? It's not like he has anything to hide.


6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 11, 11:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

kt1652 says
... a lot of new actresses have raunchy smelling vaginas and don’t realize it or don’t care.

"Never eat a girl whose twat smells like a dumpster." Anonymous male porn actor.
7   kt1652   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 11, 11:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent said:
Maybe Bezos can help? It's not like he has anything to hide.

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I dont care what they say about you, that was funny.
8   clambo   ignore (4)   2019 Feb 11, 12:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wow!

Oh shit, I have to go to the gym and lose weight; I don't want to look like the Gentle Ben of Japan porn.

Darn it, I just had a big lunch of ravioli, I had a craving. Time to eat the super market sushi for lunch for 6 months.
9   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Feb 11, 1:25pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Sir, please step away from the sushi and stop licking. We don't care if you are a Japanese porno star in training!"

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