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Billionaire diamond merchant dies during penis enlargement surgery


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2019 Mar 9, 10:55pm   1,052 views  7 comments

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https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say

A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

Ehud Arye Laniado died at the age of 65 in the clinic of an unnamed plastic surgeon on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital.

According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis. ...

Laniado's company, Omega Diamonds, which is based in the Belgian city of Antwerp, where most of the world's top diamond traders operate, confirmed his passing.

A statement read: “Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away.”

According to media reports, Laniado suffered from a so-called Napoleon complex due his short stature.

An old friend of Laniado who wished to remain anonymous said he was known as “the Argentinian” at Omega Diamonds “because he looked like a tango dancer”.

The old friend said that Laniado was “always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.”

According to Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day, it was reported.

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1   Ceffer   2019 Mar 9, 11:28pm  

He would have been happy that they buried his new penis in another coffin the same size.
2   Patrick   2019 Mar 10, 10:52am  

Personally, I'm thinking of going in for penis reduction surgery. Tired of needing custom tailored pants with extra room. It also limits my dating to women who have had 4 or more children already.
3   Ceffer   2019 Mar 10, 11:45am  

"I said I wanted one big one, not two dinkies!"
4   Tenpoundbass   2019 Mar 10, 12:37pm  

Patrick says
It also limits my dating to women


I thought you were Married Patrick?
5   HeadSet   2019 Mar 11, 8:36am  

Patrick says
Personally, I'm thinking of going in for penis reduction surgery. Tired of needing custom tailored pants with extra room. It also limits my dating to women who have had 4 or more children already.


OK "Tripod Todd." Just have the doc save some of that shaft for those needed an inch or two, or four.

Also, I think HeyYou can work in a Michelle O'Bama joke in here somewhere.
6   NDrLoR   2019 Mar 11, 9:14am  

Ceffer says
"I said I wanted one big one, not two dinkies!"
I've heard of twin-peckered owls, but not this!
7   Rin   2019 Mar 11, 12:15pm  

Ridiculous, all this guy needed was the following ...



to stretch his flaccid state so that his flaccid & erect dimensions don't vary.

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