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I know a cat named Beto O'Rourke
He got a bad hair do and looks like a dork
He likes to Goose step and turn Texas Blue
And do that crazy hand jive too?
Papa told Beto "you'll ruin my State
You and those Commies I can't tollerate"
Beto said "papa, don't put me down
Been doin' that hand jive all over town"
Hand jive, hand jive
Hand jive, doin' that crazy hand jive
Mama, mama, look at Creepy Joe, look at him
He's doin' that hand jive with sister Flo
Even gave baby sister a dime, hey, hey
Said "do that hand jive one more time"
Well, Elizebeth is a lawyer and a indian chief
They all dig that crazy beat
Way-Out Beto gave them all a treat, yeah
When he did the hand jive with his feet
Hand jive, hand jive
Hand jive, doin' that crazy hand jive, hey, hey
Come on, sugar, yeah!
Well, Beto, Elizebth and Joe are running next fall
They got a communist game and wants fool us all
You know that Commie got a pair of Jack Boots and it's plain to see, hey, hey
Doin' that hand jive on T.V., come on
Hand jive, hand jive
(Why don't you) hand jive, doin' that crazy hand jive
Hey, hey, well
Yeah, yeah