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"Buff My Balls": Beto O'Rourke Wrote Creepy Poems; Joined Old School "Slaughterhouse" Hacker Group

By WillPowers following x   2019 Mar 15, 8:44pm 526 views   17 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


O'Rourke, 46, acknowledged in an exclusive Reuters interview that he belonged to the oldest group of computer hackers in U.S. history - the Cult of the Dead Cow.

Reuters notes that there's no indication O'Rourke ever actually did any hardcore hacking - such as "breaking into computers or writing code that enabled others to do so," however the notion of an ex-hacker running for national office may strike some as extremely controversial - or very cool (though not exactly Zero Cool).

Around 1988, O'Rourke posted on his own message board several strange writings under the handle "Psychedelic Warlord." In one, he fantasized about taking pleasure in murdering children by running them over with a car.

The green bud must of been good when he wrote this one:

"As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head," wrote O'Rourke.

In another writing - a poem called "THE SONG OF THE COW," O'Rourke worships a ball-buffing, butt-shining, ass-waxing cow that provides "milky wonder."

Lyrics:

I need a butt-shine

Right now

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.



SOURCE: https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-15/buff-my-balls-beto-orourke-wrote-creepy-poems-joined-old-school-slaughterhouse
1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 15, 9:10pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Appropriately psychopathic for leadership? Can't teach that in school! He gets the Bill 'n Hillary blue ribbon psycho award.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Mar 15, 10:53pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If he wants to be taken seriously, he needs to shoot bankers in the face and watch them die and describe how much he loves it.
4   jazz_music   ignore (7)   2019 Mar 15, 11:01pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You'd like these shit posts even more if you knew these were all lies.
5   willywonka   ignore (3)   2019 Mar 16, 3:59am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WillPowers says
Buff my balls.
A fine campaign slogan.
6   WillPowers   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 16, 4:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
You'd like these shit posts even more if you knew these were all lies.


According to this Twitter post, Beto posted the song under the name of Psychedelic Warlord
twitter: https://twitter.com/a_greenberg/status/1106600617185816576/photo/1

According to Joseph Menn, who wrote Cult of the Dead Cow, and as reported by Reuters, the three-term congressman once belonged to the legendary hacking crew known as the Cult of the Dead Cow and he wrote under the handle “Psychedelic Warlord”. 
From: https://news.yahoo.com/psychedelic-warlord-beto-orourke-belonged-172955595.html
7   komputodo   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 16, 6:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Appropriately psychopathic for leadership? Can't teach that in school! He gets the Bill 'n Hillary blue ribbon psycho award.

Most highly qualified candidate so far!
8   komputodo   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 16, 7:04am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
You'd like these shit posts even more if you knew these were all lies.

You see, this is the problem... You and I both have no idea whether this is true or not and really no possible way of knowing...To me, It's just funny as hell...But you have already declared that it is FAKE just because you don't like the story...Which is why you lack credibility.
9   porkchopexpress   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 16, 1:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

komputodo says
you have already declared that it is FAKE just because you don't like the story...Which is why you lack credibility.
3rd degree burn

Jazz...where'd ya go?
10   Goran_K   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 16, 11:07pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
You'd like these shit posts even more if you knew these were all lies.

Lies huh?

11   Goran_K   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 17, 10:34am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yeah that’s what I thought.
12   porkchopexpress   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 17, 2:15pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'm curious where Jazz went.
13   Goran_K   ignore (2)   2019 Mar 17, 2:19pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Truth doesn’t matter to leftist. Never has, never will.
15   AD   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 19, 7:38pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All this is a distraction from what "Gringo" O'Rourke said about the border wall. He said he would take it down. I hope this comes to bite him in the ass during the 2020 Presidential campaign.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/14/politics/beto-orourke-trump-border-wall-el-paso/index.html
16   porkchopexpress   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 23, 12:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Still waiting for Jazz to apologize for spreading fake news.

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