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Stacey Abrams: Erotic Novelist, Considers Run For President

By WillPowers following x   2019 Apr 4, 3:27pm 345 views   7 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    

CBS late-night host Stephen Colbert mocked possible Democratic 2020 hopeful Stacey Abrams to her face Wednesday for her past erotic writings under a pseudonym.

“Now, you’re also a retired romance novelist,” Stephen Colbert said.

“I am,” Stacey Abrams said, adding that she is on a “prolonged hiatus.”

Indeed, Abrams apparently used to write romance novels under the pen name “Selena Montgomery,” which are apparently still available on Amazon. Colbert mocks the novel.

“Softly, inexorable, he tested the contours of her lips, the damp heat urging him inside. Reaching for patience, Luke sank down into the chair she’d abandoned and settled her across his lap,” Colbert read.

“Her eyes fluttered open, her fingers clutched at his shoulders, when she tugged her closer, patience fled.”

Stacey Abrams, who lost the race for Georgia governor in 2018, is apparently mulling a presidential run for 2020.

“I am thinking about it. I truly am,” she said on MSNBC Thursday morning.

1   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 4, 3:41pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She was writing about Joe Biden?
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 8, 2:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think Obama with Jussie Smollett were her inspirations.
4   Goran_K   ignore (3)   2019 Apr 8, 2:16pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'm just laughing at the thought of this fat low IQ beast in the Oval Office.

Seriously Democrats?
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 8, 3:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"I slipped him a viagra, then swallowed him with my redolent fat folds. He wasn't getting out or coming up for air until Mama had her orgasm!"
6   willywonka   ignore (3)   2019 Apr 8, 4:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Actually she looks like the average newscaster in the DC area.
7   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Apr 8, 8:43pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I still can't believe that's considered a woman these days.

It's like a piece of fucking lard with legs protruding.

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