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Rin wants to talk about Bezos and the penile thing


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2019 Apr 4, 3:49pm   1,350 views  6 comments

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The high level issue, Bezos is worth BILLIONs of dollars but yet, he's lost half of it to his wife and is also dating overrated media bitches like this Sanchez woman.

IMHO, here's the real problem, Bezos is thinking that money equals being 'hot in the sack' and thus, is texting penis pics like that other retard, Anthony Weiner.

Now, here's the truth ... what many men are afraid of, is that their flaccid state, is significantly less potent than their erect one! And that's it!

I ran into this theory and decided to do my own experiment, here's a Penis Stretcher ...



If one uses this religiously, like let's say an hour and half per day, sure, one won't have a gigantic erect schlong, however, one's flaccid length will increase.

And thus, I did the experiment myself. My starting point was 4" flaccid, 6" erect.

Then, after several months of exercise, my flaccid was 5" and erect, 6.25". Notice the difference, when I drop my jersey, it looks a lot bigger than before but at the same time, I don't care that the erect length isn't up to some Ron Jeremy or Biggus Dickus standard.

If Bezos understood this, he wouldn't waste money chasing bimbos. He'd instead, stretch the Pony Baloney, travel to Vancouver BC for hoeing, and simply enjoy the life of being a rich guy.

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1   Ceffer   2019 Apr 4, 6:22pm  

I don't need that thing. Hemostats and a jeweler's loupe work fine.
2   🎂 Rin   2019 Apr 4, 7:43pm  

Ceffer says
I don't need that thing. Hemostats and a jeweler's loupe work fine.


I was talking about Jeff Bezos.
3   rocketjoe79   2019 Apr 4, 11:10pm  

Bezos could set up a billion dollar spa hosted by nothing but James Bond level superhotties who catered to his every whim. Why travel? If it was in Utah, couldn't they all be "sister wives"?

But when you can have literally ANYTHING because you have the money, perhaps the fun is all in the chase.
4   HeadSet   2019 Apr 5, 7:22am  

fun is all in the chase.

Bingo
5   Onvacation   2019 Apr 5, 7:25am  

Rin says
Then, after several months of exercise, my flaccid was 5" and erect, 6.25".

Exercise?
6   🎂 Rin   2019 Apr 5, 9:55am  

rocketjoe79 says
But when you can have literally ANYTHING because you have the money, perhaps the fun is all in the chase.


The thing is that time is money and harassment suits are a waste of time & money.

From other Bezos thread ...

http://patrick.net/post/1321405/2019-01-09-amazon-divorce

If had Bezos bank, there's a 100% chance I won't be living in Seattle.

I'd maintain a mail stop/2 bedroom suite there, only having my assistants pick up the mail there, while living in a boinking bachelor palace in Vancouver BC, where I'd have ALL the best hoes in Canada streaming in and out.

My trips to Seattle will be very strategic, just to do the dog/pony show for the corporate losers in town.

The boinking palace will be under a business ownership and thus, I won't be a long term resident of CN, susceptible to income taxes there.

That's how I'd show to the world that I'm Seattle based even though in reality, I'm a perma-hoe bonker in Vancouver, only an couple of hours away, pretty much zero time by private plane.

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