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1   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 May 8, 4:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is what happens when you have a suspicious looking rectum. He'll have PTSD from snapping latex gloves forever.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 May 8, 4:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ONLY! THE! FIST! OF! FREEDOM! PLUNGING! DEEP! INTO! YOUR BLOODY PULPED ASSHOLE! CAN KEEP AMERICA! SAFE!

SAY! MOMMMEEEE! WHEN YOU FEEL MY ELBOW PASSING YOUR ASSHOLE!
3   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 May 8, 5:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sign in TSA cattle room: "We brake for dingleberries!"
4   HEYYOU   ignore (31)   2019 May 8, 6:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hope they are inspecting Яepublicans' childrens' assholes for contraband.
They can thank G.W. Bush & their own stupidity.

I be loving me some Mr. Shostikovitch!
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 May 9, 7:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TSA ART! WHOLLY! WANTON! AND! LASCIVIOUS! AND! THEY! LIKE! IT! THAT! WAY!

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