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Honey! You seen my Adidas Booty Slapping Shorts? I've got a competition this Week I need to practice for!
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2019 Jun 15, 1:42pm 1,244 views 6 comments
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Jun 16, 11:44am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Jun 16, 11:44am
I wonder if the "Male-Slapping" competition they wear Adidas Track Suits.
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Ceffer
2019 Jun 16, 1:46pm
Ceffer
2019 Jun 16, 1:46pm
How about a pussy grabbing contest, judged by how far their tongues stick out and their eyes bug out.
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Hircus
2019 Jun 16, 1:57pm
Hircus
2019 Jun 16, 1:57pm
In Russia, they have slapping contests (for both men and women).
In America, we have victimhood & outrage contests (for both men and women).
Moments like this make you go hmmm...
In America, we have victimhood & outrage contests (for both men and women).
Moments like this make you go hmmm...
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Ceffer
2019 Jun 17, 10:30am
Ceffer
2019 Jun 17, 10:30am
They tried this contest with IHL's but the cellulite tidal oscillations wouldn't slow down for 30 minutes and it took too long.
Talk about buns of steel.
A cheeky new “sport” in Russia has been pitting female fitness enthusiasts against each other in a one-on-one “booty slapping" contest.
It is unclear what each contestant in the new slapping contest stands to win; the winner of a “male-slapping” competition in Siberia earlier this reportedly year took home 30,000 rubles, or approximately $470.