patrick.net

Nah, too mild and uncontroversial.

Nice find, thanks. Kind of reminds me of Scott Adams. A sample: "After realizing that the Red Pill is a bunch of misogynist crap, I’ve spit it back up and decided to develop my own style of Game that fits into the ideology of Feminism. I call it “Male Feminist Game.”
The most important thing to do when talking to a woman you fancy is to first apologize for being a man. If you’re white, affluent, attractive, intelligent, or any other oppressive social construct, then you should apologize for those too. Next you should mention that you were just reading the autobiography of the first queer Native American civil rights leader, once again apologizing for the fact that your ancestors manifest-destinyed the crap out of the Indians. When she brings up some stupid TV she’s watching, mention that it’s really great to see marginalized identities represented. You get the point. Just agree with her a lot.
You need to stop going to the gym, unless it’s to help her take pictures of herself for Instagram and Tinder. The only reason cis-het males lift weights is so that it’s easier to rape women, so you should make yourself into the least threatening thing imaginable.
The next step is to join her at lots of protests. Buy one of those pink vagina hats and wear a “This is what a Feminist looks like” T-shirt. No one will have the slightest idea that you’re a thirsty male who is hoping to use his ally status as a Trojan horse to get into some feminist’s bed.
With this method, she might let you see her naked since you’re “safe.” Just save that image to your spank bank. All heterosexual sex is rape, so you should stop having sex with women in general. The closest thing to sex that is allowed is to find a dominatrix or mommy dom. If you’re lucky, she might let you cum on the floor and lick it up. Otherwise, you’ll probably have to perform cunnilingus on her—this is the closest you’ll ever get to a real vagina."

GLO has another TIA, thankfully not on TRP.