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5   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 3, 3:57pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Any kind of standard would be too high a bar and fundamentally unjust.
6   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 3, 4:00pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Xxxl no longer good enough.

This is in its own category.
7   mell   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 3, 4:01pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

There's one other explanation, and it's dire. Companies may be betting on the continued demise of society and any standards and norms for body weight, so maybe at some point in the future all the fugly whales will actually be the purchasing majority. Hard to believe, but not impossible ;)
8   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 3, 4:04pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Doubt it. That’s not sustainable.

It reminds me of the time when all car makers wanted to make ugliest car possible. I think Aztec Pontiac won that award. That crap failed fast.

mell says
There's one other explanation, and it's dire. Companies may be betting on the continued demise of society and any standards and norms for body weight, so maybe at pone point in the future all the fugly whales will actually be the purchasing majority. Hard to believe, but not impossible ;)
9   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 3, 4:05pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

If you're not attracted, you're a racist & sexist pig.
Goes without saying.
10   6rdB   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 3, 4:06pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
racist & sexist pig.

You forgot homophobic and transphobic
11   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 3, 4:08pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

And toxic bigot.
Very importantly don’t forget to start off with “toxic”, that tends to describe everything very well.

6rdB says
Heraclitusstudent says
racist & sexist pig.

You forgot homophobic and transphobic
12   mell   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 3, 4:09pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Fortwaynemobile says
Doubt it. That’s not sustainable.

It reminds me of the time when all car makers wanted to make ugliest car possible. I think Aztec Pontiac won that award. That crap failed fast.

mell says
There's one other explanation, and it's dire. Companies may be betting on the continued demise of society and any standards and norms for body weight, so maybe at pone point in the future all the fugly whales will actually be the purchasing majority. Hard to believe, but not impossible ;)


Yeah it's unlikely, but even in "healthier" areas the trend - at least in the US and Western Europe - is still towards fatter. The bay area has a much better female BMI than most of Texas or other states - doesn't mean they are necessarily prettier face-wise - and even here it seems to be going the wrong directions. The sheer number of fat American womyn is staggering. And those who are adequately shaped are usually below 30 years old. I actually prefer at least some meat on the hips and tits, I don't like em looking like boys/men. But this is totally out of control. I also notice that many eat 60% to 80% of my - already large - food intake, and I'm very tall and muscular and of the more calorie-burning sex. It's an epidemic.
13   6rdB   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 3, 4:12pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Fortwaynemobile says
And toxic bigot.
Very importantly don’t forget to start off with “toxic”, that tends to describe everything very well.

And White Supremacist Nazi
14   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 3, 4:23pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

The thing is: traditional models are in fact too thin/anorexic, and it would be very possible to find sexy chubby/curvy women.
But that would set the bar too high. Any standard is too high. Otherwise you generate stress, feelings of inferiority, guilt, etc...

So we have an ultra materialist society of people obsessed with their bodies and with how others will see them.
We have a society of sedentary people overfed with junk food.
But this is not the problem.
No the problem is that men are attracted to these women and not those. It's all men's fault. Has to be.
15   EBGuy   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 3, 4:30pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

I blame Queen for this trend. Or maybe Spinal Tap.
16   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 3, 5:08pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

She's so immense, what do you do with her? Get her to rinse her mouth with Dextron, hold onto her dreadlocks and fuck her face?
17   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 3, 7:33pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Do Calvin Kleins have 'baby catchers' for when they think they have gas but actually squat a litter into their shorts?
18   Patrick   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 3, 8:22pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Sadly, this seems to be real.

Horrifying. In no way attractive.

I have some Calvin Klein socks. Going to throw them out now. Obviously will never even buy their socks again. I don't like being manipulated, especially when it is contrary to nature, truth, and beauty.

19   Automan Empire   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 3, 8:41pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Somebody please put a bluetooth speaker playing Pac-Man noises behind that thing!
20   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 4, 6:12am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

I speak my Truth? How many truths are there? Do we all get to choose our truth?
21   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 4, 6:14am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

What if being a Toxic White Supremacist Nazi is that person's truth?
22   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 Sep 4, 7:30am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Her skid marks speak much truth. Rivers run though Chocolate valley.
23   clambo   ignore (5)   2019 Sep 4, 8:40am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

What a stupid ad; nobody aspires to be a fat slob. Ads are supposed to be aspirational; you are made to believe if you buy the product you may acquire some attributes of the model. This is down on a subconscious level of course.

I don't know who that female is and who gives a shit what her "truth" is? "I grew up in an abusive home in the ghetto, I was raped, I became a hooker to pay bills, my baby daddy is a ganster, etc. "

NOBODY CARES YOU SLOB
24   HEYYOU   ignore (34)   2019 Sep 4, 8:45am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

One can tell a lot about commenters priorties by their comments.
26   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 4, 11:46am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Calvin Klein has just caused a spike in the market for sailing canvas and rope. SIG CANKLE!

She probably had a few of those crotch bulging skinny gay male models for lunch.
27   BlueSardine   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 4, 12:15pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Reparations would have turn this billboard whale into something other than what you see...

Patrick says
Sadly, this seems to be real.

Horrifying. In no way attractive.
28   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 4, 1:20pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Can she up-end a keg of beer, empty it down her throat, and crunch it with one hand and throw it away?

Shouldn't Godzilla be doing Calvin Klein underwear ads now?
29   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 4, 2:08pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

This lady in the ad was likely supplied by a modeling firm. Or she is a model with an agent.
30   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 4, 3:41pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

It's the Sumo Calvin Klein! It'll be a big seller in Japan!
31   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 4, 3:59pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

CK should make ads with her using a bus as a dildo.
32   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 4, 4:05pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

BLARGH! ARGH! BLARGH!

MY TRUTH IS I KILL WITH CUNT AND EAT VICTIMS!

BLARGH! ARGH! BLARGH!
33   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 4, 4:42pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

I think her truth is cleaning out every vestige of the local McNuggets and plugging toilets with mighty steamers.
34   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 4, 4:46pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Plugging the Holland Tunnel with a death turd and eating Manhattan.
35   Ceffer   ignore (3)   2019 Sep 4, 4:48pm     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

She makes her living providing composting manure to the local farmers.
36   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 5, 4:45am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
She makes her living providing composting manure to the local farmers.


And farmers as far away as Tennessee by ejecting death turds at rocket velocity through a trap door in her underwear.

Trump takes credit for 'modern agriculture' which is saving AMERICA!
37   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2019 Sep 5, 12:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

death turds at rocket velocity through a trap door in her underwear.

Is that the "poop shoot" term we have been hearing?
38   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 5, 12:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe Gillette can get in on some of this action and get her endorsement for using Gillette blade to shave her coochie!
39   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 5, 12:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
death turds at rocket velocity through a trap door in her underwear.

Is that the "poop shoot" term we have been hearing?


Exactly.
40   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 5, 12:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

georgeliberte says
Maybe Gillette can get in on some of this action and get her endorsement for using Gillette blade to shave her coochie!


And True Value can get her endorsement to use their garden rakes to comb it!
41   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Sep 6, 12:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


Calvin Klein has already lined up its next model.
44   willywonka   ignore (4)   2019 Sep 7, 6:54am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Her truth is cartons of Ho Ho's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Exactly when did morbid obesity become a cause?

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