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2019 Sep 3, 1:08pm   1,693 views  35 comments

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1   Shaman   2019 Sep 3, 1:26pm  

Maybe they figured they’d make more money selling underwear by the yard!
2   HeadSet   2019 Sep 3, 1:27pm  

Wow, that is a far cry from their old "heroin chic" ads.
3   mell   2019 Sep 3, 3:08pm  

lol that must be fake. WTF, the degeneration of an empire. Don't celebrate human land-whales.
4   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Sep 3, 3:57pm  

Any kind of standard would be too high a bar and fundamentally unjust.
5   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Sep 3, 4:00pm  

Xxxl no longer good enough.

This is in its own category.
6   mell   2019 Sep 3, 4:01pm  

There's one other explanation, and it's dire. Companies may be betting on the continued demise of society and any standards and norms for body weight, so maybe at some point in the future all the fugly whales will actually be the purchasing majority. Hard to believe, but not impossible ;)
7   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Sep 3, 4:04pm  

Doubt it. That’s not sustainable.

It reminds me of the time when all car makers wanted to make ugliest car possible. I think Aztec Pontiac won that award. That crap failed fast.

mell says
There's one other explanation, and it's dire. Companies may be betting on the continued demise of society and any standards and norms for body weight, so maybe at pone point in the future all the fugly whales will actually be the purchasing majority. Hard to believe, but not impossible ;)
8   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Sep 3, 4:05pm  

If you're not attracted, you're a racist & sexist pig.
Goes without saying.
9   Bd6r   2019 Sep 3, 4:06pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
racist & sexist pig.

You forgot homophobic and transphobic
10   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Sep 3, 4:08pm  

And toxic bigot.
Very importantly don’t forget to start off with “toxic”, that tends to describe everything very well.

6rdB says
Heraclitusstudent says
racist & sexist pig.

You forgot homophobic and transphobic
11   mell   2019 Sep 3, 4:09pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
Doubt it. That’s not sustainable.

It reminds me of the time when all car makers wanted to make ugliest car possible. I think Aztec Pontiac won that award. That crap failed fast.

mell says
There's one other explanation, and it's dire. Companies may be betting on the continued demise of society and any standards and norms for body weight, so maybe at pone point in the future all the fugly whales will actually be the purchasing majority. Hard to believe, but not impossible ;)


Yeah it's unlikely, but even in "healthier" areas the trend - at least in the US and Western Europe - is still towards fatter. The bay area has a much better female BMI than most of Texas or other states - doesn't mean they are necessarily prettier face-wise - and even here it seems to be going the wrong directions. The sheer number of fat American womyn is staggering. And those who are adequately shaped are usually below 30 years old. I actually prefer at least some meat on the hips and tits, I don't like em looking like boys/men. But this is totally out of control. I also notice that many eat 60% to 80% of my - already large - food intake, and I'm very tall and muscular and of the more calorie-burning sex. It's an epidemic.
12   Bd6r   2019 Sep 3, 4:12pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
And toxic bigot.
Very importantly don’t forget to start off with “toxic”, that tends to describe everything very well.

And White Supremacist Nazi
13   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Sep 3, 4:23pm  

The thing is: traditional models are in fact too thin/anorexic, and it would be very possible to find sexy chubby/curvy women.
But that would set the bar too high. Any standard is too high. Otherwise you generate stress, feelings of inferiority, guilt, etc...

So we have an ultra materialist society of people obsessed with their bodies and with how others will see them.
We have a society of sedentary people overfed with junk food.
But this is not the problem.
No the problem is that men are attracted to these women and not those. It's all men's fault. Has to be.
14   EBGuy   2019 Sep 3, 4:30pm  

I blame Queen for this trend. Or maybe Spinal Tap.
www.youtube.com/embed/7qDgCmzh5ao
15   Ceffer   2019 Sep 3, 7:33pm  

Do Calvin Kleins have 'baby catchers' for when they think they have gas but actually squat a litter into their shorts?
16   Patrick   2019 Sep 3, 8:22pm  

Sadly, this seems to be real.

Horrifying. In no way attractive.

I have some Calvin Klein socks. Going to throw them out now. Obviously will never even buy their socks again. I don't like being manipulated, especially when it is contrary to nature, truth, and beauty.

17   Automan Empire   2019 Sep 3, 8:41pm  

Somebody please put a bluetooth speaker playing Pac-Man noises behind that thing!
18   georgeliberte   2019 Sep 4, 6:12am  

I speak my Truth? How many truths are there? Do we all get to choose our truth?
19   georgeliberte   2019 Sep 4, 6:14am  

What if being a Toxic White Supremacist Nazi is that person's truth?
20   Tenpoundbass   2019 Sep 4, 7:30am  

Her skid marks speak much truth. Rivers run though Chocolate valley.
21   clambo   2019 Sep 4, 8:40am  

What a stupid ad; nobody aspires to be a fat slob. Ads are supposed to be aspirational; you are made to believe if you buy the product you may acquire some attributes of the model. This is down on a subconscious level of course.

I don't know who that female is and who gives a shit what her "truth" is? "I grew up in an abusive home in the ghetto, I was raped, I became a hooker to pay bills, my baby daddy is a ganster, etc. "

NOBODY CARES YOU SLOB
22   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Sep 4, 11:38am  

Cankle Klein!
23   Ceffer   2019 Sep 4, 11:46am  

Calvin Klein has just caused a spike in the market for sailing canvas and rope. SIG CANKLE!

She probably had a few of those crotch bulging skinny gay male models for lunch.
24   Y   2019 Sep 4, 12:15pm  

Reparations would have turn this billboard whale into something other than what you see...

Patrick says
Sadly, this seems to be real.

Horrifying. In no way attractive.
25   Ceffer   2019 Sep 4, 1:20pm  

Can she up-end a keg of beer, empty it down her throat, and crunch it with one hand and throw it away?

Shouldn't Godzilla be doing Calvin Klein underwear ads now?
26   HeadSet   2019 Sep 4, 2:08pm  

This lady in the ad was likely supplied by a modeling firm. Or she is a model with an agent.
27   Ceffer   2019 Sep 4, 3:41pm  

It's the Sumo Calvin Klein! It'll be a big seller in Japan!
28   Ceffer   2019 Sep 4, 4:42pm  

I think her truth is cleaning out every vestige of the local McNuggets and plugging toilets with mighty steamers.
29   Ceffer   2019 Sep 4, 4:48pm  

She makes her living providing composting manure to the local farmers.
30   HeadSet   2019 Sep 5, 12:15pm  

death turds at rocket velocity through a trap door in her underwear.

Is that the "poop shoot" term we have been hearing?
31   georgeliberte   2019 Sep 5, 12:21pm  

Maybe Gillette can get in on some of this action and get her endorsement for using Gillette blade to shave her coochie!
32   georgeliberte   2019 Sep 6, 12:00pm  


Calvin Klein has already lined up its next model.
35   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2019 Sep 7, 6:54am  

Her truth is cartons of Ho Ho's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Exactly when did morbid obesity become a cause?

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