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BOEING LAUNCHES ANOTHER FLYING DEATH TRAP - BECAUSE LIBBY REGULATIONS FORCE THEM TO KILL PASSENGERS!

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch follow APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2019 Sep 10, 2:11pm 81 views   10 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/10/business/boeing-777x-safety-test/index.html

Frankfurt, Germany (CNN Business)Boeing got another dose of bad news Tuesday, as it announced its 777X plane, which is still under development, failed a safety test.

No one was injured in the test, which took place Friday. It entailed bending the wings of the plane while it was parked on the ground. Boeing said the test bent the wings "to a level far beyond anything expected in commercial service," and that the problem occurred 99% of the way through the test.
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 10, 2:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

" A person familiar with the test said one of the doors came off the plane. "

Saving millions and millions on air conditioning potentially, but NO! LIBBIES! WILL! HATE! ON SAVINGS! BECAUSE! HATE! SUCCESS!
2   Onvacation   ignore (4)   2019 Sep 10, 2:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
problem occurred 99% of the way through the test.

That's when most problems occur.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 10, 2:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WHY ARE AIR PLANE TICKETS SO EXPENSIVE?!

WORTHLESS TESTS!

All these fucking people are going to die, anyway!
4   OccasionalCortex   ignore (4)   2019 Sep 10, 3:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bernie and other libs calling for drastic population control should be happy!
5   HEYYOU   ignore (33)   2019 Sep 10, 4:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Flapping wings allow birds to fly.
Boeing! Duct tape assholes!
NASA ain't skeered of duct tape.
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 10, 4:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FAA and NTSB need to be fucking disbanded and the fucking pilots' union sued for demanding pilots be paid.

Charging what the market will bear in 100 year old jets until they call out of the sky is exactly what GOD! WANTS!

BECAUSE!

INVISIBLE! HAND!

BLOW! ME!
7   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Sep 10, 4:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

that's what safety tests are for.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (43)   2019 Sep 10, 5:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fuck tests and safety cunts. Just do a big JESUS! prayer over the plane before it flies.

You're right with Jesus, you live!

No, YOU! DIE!

Why should shareholders be forced to pay because YOU! HATE! JESUS! ?

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