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I hate calling Wells Fargo to change my phone number.

"What was the make and model of the car you owned 25 years ago?"
1979 Ford Econoline?
1988 Chevy Corsica?
My Uncles' 1980 Oldsmobile?

I don't even remember the state. I think in one year I went through 3 jalopies, all costing about $300-500.

"What was your phone number in 2000?"
Was it 617-555-1234
617-535-4321
... etc.

How the fuck would I remember? That was 19 years ago.