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PATNET POLL: ENDURE OR EJECT THE STOOPID FUCKING CUNT! ?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 15 May 2017  44 comments, latest 6 months ago
CAN AMERICA AFFORD NOT TO IMPEACH AND EJECT A PRECEDENT WHO IS A STOOPID FUCKING CUNT! ?

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COPS THREATEN TO TAKE KID - TWICE - IN ONE UNNECESSARY STOP (copblock.org)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 5 Sep 2015  43 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.copblock.org/139689 On the face of it, the border ag stop is an egregious exposure to engineered forfeiture by cops planting drugs and calling a car they want a conveyance for...

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What Do You Shout Into the Swollen Fat Face of an Oozing Bag of Shit Like This? (cdn.shopify.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics on 28 Apr 2016  41 comments, latest 2 years ago
I'd start with "FAT FUCK! FAT FUCK!" shouted within 4 inches of her ear. Suggestions? #politics #humor #trigglypuff

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The PatNet Whitesboro Town Logo Design Contest
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 24 Jan 2016  37 comments, latest 2 years ago
Blurtman (the Obey avatar guy) had a great story about a town getting a lot of shit for its logo showing a white guy strangling an indian to death: http://patrick.net/What+made+A...

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TWO-YEAR OLD AND HIS FAMILY THROWN OFF OVERBOOKED DELTA FLIGHT AND THREATENED WITH JAIL (abc7.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 4 May 2017  37 comments, latest 7 months ago
http://abc7.com/travel/socal-f Way to go Delta! Instead of breaking the little kid's face like Dao, just threaten to stuff him and his whole family in jail where they can all enjoy...

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PATNET PROPOSAL FOR GOP: FUCK DEBATES! STAGE HARD ON CONTESTS!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 5 Mar 2016  28 comments, latest 2 years ago
It's clear that all the candidates are closeted homosexuals and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed at participating in a hard on contest. They don't know enough between them...

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Prince Music Was Tedious Pop Crap. How Can Anyone Care That He's Dead?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 24 Apr 2016  28 comments, latest 2 years ago
Really I listen all manner of music all day - mostly college-band FM radio - and still run vinyl and CDs. Never would have occurred to me to buy a...

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IOWA and NH Polls: All Candidates Criminally Insane - EXCEPT FOR BERNIE (msnbc.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics on 29 Jul 2015  25 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/all Check this the fuck out. America goes for the communist! If this keeps up, everyone in America will be forced to be a gay jihadi islamofascist taxed at 115%...

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La. woman videotaped raping 3-year-old boy and having intercourse with a dog (examiner.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 17 Jan 2016  25 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.examiner.com/articl Video and still photos depicting the woman raping the little boy and abusing the animal were obtained by authorities with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office after one of Lodice's...

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Choice in the General: LESBIAN BANK COCKSUCKER vs. EFFEMINATE TRUST-FUND TWIT
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 3 Mar 2016  25 comments, latest 2 years ago
Is this what the founding fathers really intended?

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New Hampshire Goes Full Bore Marxist Commie Dog for Sanders (bostonherald.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics on 12 Aug 2015  24 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.bostonherald.com/ne Vermont Commie Strongman Blitzes the Immense Hirsute Lesbian Monarchist!#politics

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PATNET POLL: Why is Ivanka in the White House?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 14 Sep 2017  24 comments, latest 2 months ago
1) To manage Trump's Moe! Larry! Cheese! moments.2) To give Trump hand jobs (it's not incest if the orifice isn't wet) and keep him settled.3) To give Jughead hand jobs...

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Rewrite Ideas for New Star Wars Flick
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 28 Dec 2015  23 comments, latest 2 years ago
The clone army is replaced by Lesbian Pleasure Battalions that sex the universe into tongue-lolling submission. Finn and the chick take turns tazing and drop kicking Yoda.

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The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Wants to Eat MORE! PUSSY! LOTS MORE! PUSSY! SLURP! (i2.kym-cdn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 3 May 2016  22 comments, latest 2 years ago
Check out the last bit about 'really like to explore more tweety slurping with hott chicks!' The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! is all over the Internet begging to eat more pussy. I...

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What Happens When BLOW ME, AMERICA Campaign Becomes BLOW ME, WORLD Presidency?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 4 Mar 2016  22 comments, latest 2 years ago
Discuss.

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Who Will Replace Obscene Phone Caller Bill O'Reilly on Fox?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 19 Apr 2017  22 comments, latest 7 months ago
My first pick is G. Gordon Liddy America needs to hear his important ideas about head shots.

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PatNet Poll: Which Republican Candidate Would You Pay to Punch in the Face?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 23 Aug 2015  21 comments, latest 2 years ago
Which Republican candidates would you pay to punch in the Face if you had a chance? Which Republican Candidate Would You Pay the Most to Punch in the Face? Which...

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A PatNet Development Proposal: Twitter Killer Based on Rage of the Proletariat
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 29 Jan 2016  21 comments, latest 2 years ago
I've been reading that Twitter is fucked. Could have told you that years and years ago. But now the money and users and management are in flight. It's time for...

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UBER IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND TRAVIS KALANIK SUCKS DEAD DIRTY DONKEY DICK! (bloomberg.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 20 Dec 2016  21 comments, latest 9 months ago
https://www.bloomberg.com/news This guy shouldn't be pulling a rickshaw, much less running a company that is trying to leverage a slave labor pool into an IPO. There's punk certitude and then...

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If RAPE! Is a Sacrament, Is Roy Moore a Candidate for Cannonization?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics on 12 Nov 2017  21 comments, latest a day ago
#politicsDid he fuck the dead, too?Did he get permission?Does he need it?
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