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New Hampshire Goes Full Bore Marxist Commie Dog for Sanders (bostonherald.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics on 12 Aug 2015  24 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.bostonherald.com/ne Vermont Commie Strongman Blitzes the Immense Hirsute Lesbian Monarchist!#politics

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Zuckfuck Tells Hawai'ins to Get Off of His Lawn and Suck His Dick (msn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 19 Jan 2017  17 comments, latest 10 months ago
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money Currently, owners of the lands, which have been in their families for generations, have the rights to travel across Zuckerberg's property to get to their own lands. Their lands...

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If Whole Foods Had a Face, That Would Be the Only Place I'd Ever Take a Shit
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 18 Feb 2016  13 comments, latest 2 years ago
Just saying. I know everyone feels exactly the same way.

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PATNET PROPOSAL FOR GOP: FUCK DEBATES! STAGE HARD ON CONTESTS!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 5 Mar 2016  28 comments, latest 2 years ago
It's clear that all the candidates are closeted homosexuals and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed at participating in a hard on contest. They don't know enough between them...

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IHLlary Lost Because People Are Sick of Presidents Who SUCK! BANKSTER! COCK!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 14 Nov 2016  7 comments, latest a year ago
AMERICA! lives for the moment when a PLENIPOTENTIARY! gives Jamie Dimon a haircut with a six-pound sledge hammer.

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The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Wants to Eat MORE! PUSSY! LOTS MORE! PUSSY! SLURP! (i2.kym-cdn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 3 May 2016  22 comments, latest 2 years ago
Check out the last bit about 'really like to explore more tweety slurping with hott chicks!' The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! is all over the Internet begging to eat more pussy. I...

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Choice in the General: LESBIAN BANK COCKSUCKER vs. EFFEMINATE TRUST-FUND TWIT
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 3 Mar 2016  25 comments, latest 2 years ago
Is this what the founding fathers really intended?

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What Do You Shout Into the Swollen Fat Face of an Oozing Bag of Shit Like This? (cdn.shopify.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics on 28 Apr 2016  41 comments, latest 2 years ago
I'd start with "FAT FUCK! FAT FUCK!" shouted within 4 inches of her ear. Suggestions? #politics #humor #trigglypuff

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The APOCALYPSEFUCK! Answer to Islam: I JOINED!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 8 Aug 2016  12 comments, latest a year ago
This is great! I just decided ISIS and all the other MusselFUCKS! are fucking apostate because they don't behead everybody who doesn't behead everybody - and FUCK! THE! GUSHING! STUMPS!...

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Hillary Caught Using Child Actor At Pennsylvania Town Hall (zerohedge.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 7 Oct 2016  9 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/ PatNet caught up with child actor Brennan Leach during a casting call for a snuff porn movie to talk about her performance as 'body image activist teen' in the...

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TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Biopic Movie Recounts Devolution of Killer Lesbian Vampire
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 25 May 2016  8 comments, latest a year ago
They made a documentary about TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Potential PatNet tie ins?

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Rosie O'Donnell as Secretary of War
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 20 Jun 2015  11 comments, latest 2 years ago
When Hillary Clinton is Plenipotentiary for Life - or at least until Chelsea gets to play with the United States, how will the State Department handle a secretary of war...

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COPS THREATEN TO TAKE KID - TWICE - IN ONE UNNECESSARY STOP (copblock.org)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 5 Sep 2015  43 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.copblock.org/139689 On the face of it, the border ag stop is an egregious exposure to engineered forfeiture by cops planting drugs and calling a car they want a conveyance for...

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Basic Kit for the Cannibal Anarchy
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 20 Sep 2015  16 comments, latest 2 years ago

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Hey, Allah! SUCK MY DICK!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 14 Mar 2016  3 comments, latest 2 years ago
This has been a public service announcement from PatNet.

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Any News Lately About Ted Cruz Sodomizing Camels' Assholes With His Face?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 10 Apr 2016  20 comments, latest 2 years ago
Just checking.

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Invite Lewinsky to the Debates to Make Obscene Gestures to IHLlary
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #lewinskyatdebate on 24 Sep 2016  10 comments, latest a year ago
Then Jennifer and she can have a mud wrestling contest #lewinskyatdebate

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DOES IHLLARY FEEL ENTITLED TO 'GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY', TOO?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 8 Oct 2016  10 comments, latest a year ago
Or does she ask nicely? Or does she make DWORKIN GOLEM! hold them down so she can get a nice hearty lick in? Does a candidate for president have to...

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PATNET CULTURAL CONTRIBUTION: The Universal Pronoun
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 30 Oct 2016  5 comments, latest a year ago
FUCKFACE! We're read the stories about non-gender specific and trans-friendly pronouns whatever the fuck that means and have decided to release the UNIVERSAL PRONOUN "FUCKFACE!" into the public domain. Have...

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PATNET POLITICAL INTEL POLL How Will Huma and Anthony Weiner 'Accidentally' Die?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc on 31 Oct 2016  14 comments, latest a year ago
1) Murder suicide 2) Separate suicides 3) Both in single car crash 4) Each in separate car crashes 5) IHL face-sit skull compression 6) IHL sumo stomp chest cave-ins 7)...
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