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Flight 370 Theories
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 12 Mar 2014  137 comments, latest 4 years ago
It was ethnic Uighur go-go dancers who snuck into the cockpit by waving their tongues at the co-pilot through the peep hole.

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Fat Fuck Cristie's Prank KILLS Old Lady. Manslaughter? Or Murder? (nj.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 9 Jan 2014  75 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.nj.com/politics/ind I'd say murder. Anyone who thinks for a second understands the danger to first responder's duties and to veterans visiting war memorials.

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Why Do You Hate Whole Foods?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 8 Aug 2013  73 comments, latest 4 years ago
I know my reasons for avoiding the place, but I'd like to hear PatNetters own insights into this odious grocer.

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McTardMart Doomed; Hillbilly Retail Bedlam Makes Customers Barph and Run Away (linkedin.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 15 Aug 2013  65 comments, latest 4 years ago
This shithole is doomed. I go in once every few years when an item I need for work, usually, is loss-leader priced below even online prices. It's always a monstrous...

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Great Idea for a PatNet T-Shirt
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 17 May 2012  59 comments, latest 6 years ago
This will make grand pubah Pat famous and rich: A patnet t-shirt that says: TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME: EAT A REALTOR®! Who would not want to buy one?#housing

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Teen Killer Zimmereman Wants to Beat On Negroes for a Living (tmz.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 31 Jan 2014  49 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/30/ George Zimmerman Agrees to Celeb Boxing Match -- I'll Fight Anyone, Even Black People Interesting but no angle. He needs to challenge celebrity ethnics to death matches with live...

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PatNe Question of the Day: How Would YOU Assassinate Kim Jung-Un?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 21 May 2014  48 comments, latest 4 years ago
This guy is the kind of living crime against humanity that goes beyond the vile perfidy of the most criminally insane REALTOR. How would you rid humanity of this curse?#housing

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Is Homebuying Like Prison Rape?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 10 Jun 2012  44 comments, latest 6 years ago
I can't find a more appropriate analogy. The entire market is controlled by bug-eyed, cackling psychopaths who derive monstrous pleasure from torturing and extorting their victims, directly and through horrific...

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PATNET POLL: ENDURE OR EJECT THE STOOPID FUCKING CUNT! ?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 15 May 2017  44 comments, latest 8 months ago
CAN AMERICA AFFORD NOT TO IMPEACH AND EJECT A PRECEDENT WHO IS A STOOPID FUCKING CUNT! ?

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Please Accost: '1 percent moms who hire disabled guides to cut lines at Disney (nypost.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 14 May 2013  43 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/l I dunno what would be appropriate but it might have something to do with skull fucking.

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Persistent Fraud Calls from MagicJack Jammers: Help Me Torture These Vermin!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 11 Nov 2014  43 comments, latest 3 years ago
Check this out, getting 20 calls a day from a group of idiots, sound like Indians or Pakistani telling the household we're approved for a loan and phishing for bank...

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COPS THREATEN TO TAKE KID - TWICE - IN ONE UNNECESSARY STOP (copblock.org)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 5 Sep 2015  43 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.copblock.org/139689 On the face of it, the border ag stop is an egregious exposure to engineered forfeiture by cops planting drugs and calling a car they want a conveyance for...

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STAY DEAD, REAGANFUCK! STAY FUCKING DEAD!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 6 Jun 2014  42 comments, latest 4 years ago

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What Do You Shout Into the Swollen Fat Face of an Oozing Bag of Shit Like This? (cdn.shopify.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 28 Apr 2016  41 comments, latest 2 years ago
I'd start with "FAT FUCK! FAT FUCK!" shouted within 4 inches of her ear. Suggestions? #politics #humor #trigglypuff

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Judge Bars Realtor Fraud From Laundering Money Through House Sale (gilroydispatch.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 9 May 2012  40 comments, latest 7 months ago
The Santa Clara County DA got a court order against a diabolical Realtor® facing charges of embezzling $1.6 million from investors used to fund the purchase of a home from...

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Real Life Case for Gatling Guns on School Buses
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 26 Mar 2013  38 comments, latest 5 years ago
Just finished watching a documentary on school safety called The Last Stand with school safety advocate Arnold Schwartzenagger that demonstrated how effective a high caliber automatic fire arm can be...

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GOP ICON Zimmerman Stuffing Guns in Girlfriends Face Like a True Conservative (rawstory.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 19 Nov 2013  38 comments, latest 4 years ago
‘You point your gun at my fricking face’: Listen to Zimmerman and girlfriend’s 911 calls http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201 At last a real American who understands women and how to talk to them!...

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The PatNet Whitesboro Town Logo Design Contest
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 24 Jan 2016  37 comments, latest 2 years ago
Blurtman (the Obey avatar guy) had a great story about a town getting a lot of shit for its logo showing a white guy strangling an indian to death: http://patrick.net/What+made+A...

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TWO-YEAR OLD AND HIS FAMILY THROWN OFF OVERBOOKED DELTA FLIGHT AND THREATENED WITH JAIL (abc7.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 4 May 2017  37 comments, latest 8 months ago
http://abc7.com/travel/socal-f Way to go Delta! Instead of breaking the little kid's face like Dao, just threaten to stuff him and his whole family in jail where they can all enjoy...

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Facebook Cratering . . . Because It's Worthless (rawstory.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 26 Jul 2012  34 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201 Facebook shares plunged more than 11 percent to $23.80 in after-hours trade after the news, which came a day after key Facebook partner Zynga reported disappointing earnings, dampening enthusiasm...
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