APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch

FUCKING DOG! SUBHUMAN CUNT! REALTOR! FUCKING TRUMPFUCK!, GET CANCER!

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Flight 370 Theories
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 12 Mar 2014  137 comments, latest 5 years ago
It was ethnic Uighur go-go dancers who snuck into the cockpit by waving their tongues at the co-pilot through the peep hole.

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Harley-Davidson took its tax cut, closed a factory, and rewarded shareholders (vox.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 22 May 2018  77 comments, latest a year ago
https://www.vox.com/policy-and HA!HA! HA! HA!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Th avenging scourge of JUSTICE! for AMERICA!n workers strikes another blow for THE! LITTLE! GUY!SUCK! HARDER! AMERICA! SUCK! HARDER!AND! MAYBE! YOU'LL! GET! A! TIP!The motorcycle maker in...

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Fat Fuck Cristie's Prank KILLS Old Lady. Manslaughter? Or Murder? (nj.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 9 Jan 2014  75 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.nj.com/politics/ind I'd say murder. Anyone who thinks for a second understands the danger to first responder's duties and to veterans visiting war memorials.

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Paul Manafort Guilty of Eight Counts of Fraud And Judge Declares Mistrial on the Other 10 Counts (wsj.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 21 Aug 2018  74 comments, latest 9 months ago
https://www.wsj.com/articles/p It doesn't get better. Leverage to get the flip right now - and more leverage waiting to use from retrial.

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Why Do You Hate Whole Foods?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 8 Aug 2013  73 comments, latest 6 years ago
I know my reasons for avoiding the place, but I'd like to hear PatNetters own insights into this odious grocer.

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McTardMart Doomed; Hillbilly Retail Bedlam Makes Customers Barph and Run Away (linkedin.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 15 Aug 2013  65 comments, latest 6 years ago
This shithole is doomed. I go in once every few years when an item I need for work, usually, is loss-leader priced below even online prices. It's always a monstrous...

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Great Idea for a PatNet T-Shirt
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 17 May 2012  59 comments, latest 7 years ago
This will make grand pubah Pat famous and rich: A patnet t-shirt that says: TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME: EAT A REALTOR®! Who would not want to buy one?#housing

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Teen Killer Zimmereman Wants to Beat On Negroes for a Living (tmz.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 31 Jan 2014  49 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/30/ George Zimmerman Agrees to Celeb Boxing Match -- I'll Fight Anyone, Even Black People Interesting but no angle. He needs to challenge celebrity ethnics to death matches with live...

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WSJ: Stormy Passed Her Polygraph Test About the Pestorking of the PRECEDENT! - Can TRUMLIGULA! Pass His? (wsj.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 21 Mar 2018  49 comments, latest a year ago
https://www.wsj.com/articles/t “In the opinion of this examiner, Ms. Clifford is truthful about having unprotected vaginal intercourse with Donald Trump in July 2006,” the test concluded.

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When You're a Twisted Effeminate Trust-Fund Twit of a Precedent, Even a Mass Murder Scene is a Campaign Event!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 17 Feb 2018  49 comments, latest a year ago
Only the sickest most twisted piece of shit in the universe could line up hospital staff who've had to receive the bodies of 17 dead teenagers and force them to...

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PatNe Question of the Day: How Would YOU Assassinate Kim Jung-Un?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 21 May 2014  48 comments, latest 5 years ago
This guy is the kind of living crime against humanity that goes beyond the vile perfidy of the most criminally insane REALTOR. How would you rid humanity of this curse?#housing

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Is Homebuying Like Prison Rape?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 10 Jun 2012  44 comments, latest 7 years ago
I can't find a more appropriate analogy. The entire market is controlled by bug-eyed, cackling psychopaths who derive monstrous pleasure from torturing and extorting their victims, directly and through horrific...

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Please Accost: '1 percent moms who hire disabled guides to cut lines at Disney (nypost.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 14 May 2013  43 comments, latest 6 years ago
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/l I dunno what would be appropriate but it might have something to do with skull fucking.

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Persistent Fraud Calls from MagicJack Jammers: Help Me Torture These Vermin!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 11 Nov 2014  43 comments, latest 4 years ago
Check this out, getting 20 calls a day from a group of idiots, sound like Indians or Pakistani telling the household we're approved for a loan and phishing for bank...

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COPS THREATEN TO TAKE KID - TWICE - IN ONE UNNECESSARY STOP (copblock.org)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 5 Sep 2015  43 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.copblock.org/139689 On the face of it, the border ag stop is an egregious exposure to engineered forfeiture by cops planting drugs and calling a car they want a conveyance for...

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STAY DEAD, REAGANFUCK! STAY FUCKING DEAD!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 6 Jun 2014  42 comments, latest 5 years ago

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What Do You Shout Into the Swollen Fat Face of an Oozing Bag of Shit Like This? (cdn.shopify.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 28 Apr 2016  41 comments, latest 3 years ago
I'd start with "FAT FUCK! FAT FUCK!" shouted within 4 inches of her ear. Suggestions? #politics #humor #trigglypuff

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Judge Bars Realtor Fraud From Laundering Money Through House Sale (gilroydispatch.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 9 May 2012  40 comments, latest 2 years ago
The Santa Clara County DA got a court order against a diabolical Realtor® facing charges of embezzling $1.6 million from investors used to fund the purchase of a home from...

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PATNET POLL: ENDURE OR EJECT THE STOOPID FUCKING CUNT! ?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 15 May 2017  39 comments, latest 2 years ago
CAN AMERICA AFFORD NOT TO IMPEACH AND EJECT A PRECEDENT WHO IS A STOOPID FUCKING CUNT! ?

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Real Life Case for Gatling Guns on School Buses
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 26 Mar 2013  38 comments, latest 6 years ago
Just finished watching a documentary on school safety called The Last Stand with school safety advocate Arnold Schwartzenagger that demonstrated how effective a high caliber automatic fire arm can be...

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GOP ICON Zimmerman Stuffing Guns in Girlfriends Face Like a True Conservative (rawstory.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 19 Nov 2013  38 comments, latest 6 years ago
‘You point your gun at my fricking face’: Listen to Zimmerman and girlfriend’s 911 calls http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201 At last a real American who understands women and how to talk to them!...

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I tried to yell for help. When I did, Brett put his hand over my mouth to stop me from screaming
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 27 Sep 2018  38 comments, latest 8 months ago
Wow! Just wow! What kind of rapist would use his hands when everyone knows you can't enjoy a delicious tender receptacle of your SANCTIFYING! BALM! while you're stifling her screams...

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The PatNet Whitesboro Town Logo Design Contest
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 24 Jan 2016  37 comments, latest 3 years ago
Blurtman (the Obey avatar guy) had a great story about a town getting a lot of shit for its logo showing a white guy strangling an indian to death: http://patrick.net/What+made+A...

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TWO-YEAR OLD AND HIS FAMILY THROWN OFF OVERBOOKED DELTA FLIGHT AND THREATENED WITH JAIL (abc7.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 4 May 2017  37 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://abc7.com/travel/socal-f Way to go Delta! Instead of breaking the little kid's face like Dao, just threaten to stuff him and his whole family in jail where they can all enjoy...

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Will Stormy Daniels Reveal Dick Pix of Effeminate Fat Fake PRECEDENT!'s Teeny Tiny Wee Wee Tonight on Sixty Minutes? (thehill.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 25 Mar 2018  36 comments, latest a year ago
http://thehill.com/homenews/me

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Deutsche Bank begins process of providing Trump financial records to New York's attorney general (cnn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 24 Apr 2019  35 comments, latest a month ago
https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/24 That's right. The Deutsche Bank note.What matters.Selling out America to cryptoSoviets is just pure evil.The big sentencing events will be tied to the note.That's how Trump will spell prolapsed...

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Facebook Cratering . . . Because It's Worthless (rawstory.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 26 Jul 2012  34 comments, latest 3 years ago
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201 Facebook shares plunged more than 11 percent to $23.80 in after-hours trade after the news, which came a day after key Facebook partner Zynga reported disappointing earnings, dampening enthusiasm...

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Zimmerman Goes Apeshit and Knifes a Threatening iPad (cbsnews.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 9 Sep 2013  34 comments, latest 6 years ago
Cops in Lake Mary, Florida had to grab the happy go lucky teen murderer George Zimmerman today whose strange equally paunchy estranged wife told them pistol packing George menaced her...

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KickStarter for Kim Jong-un Log Splitter Assassination Kit (lowes.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 5 Aug 2014  34 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.lowes.com/Outdoors/ OK, after talking to a lot of your guys and taking a survey of PatNet members, it's clear that everyone wants me to take out REALTOR scum-bag dictator Kim...

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Q: How Do You Make a Dead Banker Float?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 24 Jul 2013  32 comments, latest 6 years ago
A: A glass of root beer and two scoops of dead banker!

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Fuck the Movie! ApocalypseFuck is Going in with a Log Splitter!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 17 Dec 2014  32 comments, latest 4 years ago
Mark my words, Kimfuck is gonna buy it in the nastiest way possible: A FUCKING LOG SPLITTER to his soft little head. Then: I tear what's left off of his...

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United Airlines: The Airline of Bug-Eyed Sadists Who Want You To Suffer Because They Hate Their Jobs and Their Lives (nypost.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 13 Mar 2018  31 comments, latest a year ago
https://nypost.com/2018/03/13/ How could this have been worse?Maybe the steward could have shot the dog and forced the owner to have sex with it at gunpoint while demanding all the passengers...

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I Can't Wait to Smell Tammy Baldwin's Face in the US Senate!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 11 Nov 2012  30 comments, latest 7 years ago
And lick it! And run over to the psychoconservative senator fucktards and ask them for a buck to sniff my tongue! Assholes! I hope she shows every day with her...

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North Korea's military is falling apart is Kim Jong Un's regime next? (theweek.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 18 Aug 2014  30 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://theweek.com/article/ind More importantly, is it time for PatNet to take out hated tyrant REALTOR Kim Jong-un?#housing

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ACTIVE SHOOTER: The FPS Shooter Game in Which You Wear the Trench Coat and Take Out School Kids and Cops (store.steampowered.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 26 May 2018  30 comments, latest a year ago
https://store.steampowered.com This is what AMERICA! is all about.

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When Will the Arson Begin?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 8 Sep 2010  29 comments, latest 9 years ago
In some US cities in the 1970s arson swept through neighborhoods with declining real estate values, as desperate speculators turned to arson for profit to wrest some value from their...

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GOP Retard Who Voted to Shutter Gov't Outraged Federal Park is Closed (rawstory.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 3 Oct 2013  28 comments, latest 6 years ago
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201 Ah, DuH! DUH! Why park close!? You hate Amewica! You Hate GOD! BAD RANGER! BAD! Rep. Neugebauer, America is COMING TO EAT YOUR FACE! UNDERSTAND, ASSHOLE!? This is what...

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PatNet to ISIS: Allah Sucks Moosecock
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 14 Aug 2014  28 comments, latest 4 years ago
And the moose is not amused.

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Rentacops Batter and Arrest University Employee for Fixing Misdrawn Map (abovetopsecret.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 16 Mar 2014  28 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ This is why everyone should wear an explosive vest and carry an M134 with 1,000,000 rounds of belted ammo, especially women if there is even the slimmest chance of...

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Hey, Allah! Blow Me!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 8 Jan 2015  28 comments, latest 4 years ago
Booyah!
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