Ceffer


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Scores Of LibbyFucks Suffering Agonizing Withdrawals From TDS Addiction Demand That Pundits Fabricate More Trump Conspiracies To Ease Symptoms (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest 3 months ago
The sudden failure of the Mueller investigation to provide satisfying and sanctifying release has left myriad TDS LibbyFucks stranded and gasping. Many enter rehab hoping 12 step programs will ease...

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EWWWWWWWWWWW!
by Ceffer on 12 Jul 2016  6 comments, latest 3 years ago
Did she really need to smooch me? I feel like every dick on Wall Street just got wiped over my face. Hugging IHLlary is like channeling a Wall Street...

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'If a woman decides to have sex to advance her career, that's called Double Dipping: Three Picture Deal now, Rape Extortion later!" (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 3 Mar 2018  7 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new MeToo is now known as "Double PayDay Bonus" says Weinstein lawyer. "The bitches are greedier than me, and that's saying something!""The Double Dipping Hollywood Defense will go down in...

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Women Declare No Substitute For Evening Alone With A Bodice Ripper, A Half Gallon Of Chocolate Ice Cream, And A Knobby Vibrator (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 11 Dec 2017  13 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem Creepy man intimidates poor, helpless waif into sex on first date. New Yorker IHL dominated rag writes fem victim masterpiece!#humor

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Global Warming Again! It's Colder BECAUSE It's Warmer! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 14 Oct 2018  9 comments, latest 8 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne

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Finally, the true identity of AF!
by Ceffer on 6 Mar 2014  1 comment, latest 5 years ago
PJ O'Rourke in his Supreme Court brief: "After all, where would we be without the knowledge that Democrats are pinko-communist flag-burners who want to tax churches and use the money...

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Medical Sociopath and Oprah Shill Oz Admits Weight Loss Con to Senate (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 17 Jun 2014  11 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Oprah's stable of flaming narcissist con artists grows! Dr Phil was the template, who can best him to fleece the sheep of national TV audience morons of more mega-bucks?

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GETTING A MESSAGE THAT PATNET ISN'T PRIVATE
by Ceffer on 9 Oct 2016  11 comments, latest 3 years ago

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Just when life in North Korea couldn't get any worse - the country gets its firs (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 25 Nov 2016  1 comment, latest 3 years ago
Real Estate Agents in North Korea! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Clearly, the people weren't suffering enough and it was the only thing the authorities could think of to torment them.

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Welfare Moms Hired As Cream Dispensers By Starbucks, Doing Their Part For The Economy. Hey, Bub, Too Much Tongue On The Latte Dispenser! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 14 Mar 2018  6 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem Milk 'N Beavers Exposition has children telling Moms their butts look fat and they prefer other Moms' breasts.

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Isn't That Cute! A Budding Libby Who Thinks Homeless People Want Warm Clothes, Shampoo, Cookies And Lip Balm!
by Ceffer on 26 Nov 2017  3 comments, latest 2 years ago
"HI. I am a student at Cypress who has organized a holiday party for the homeless (this is our third year). We are below what we need in warm scarves,...

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Oprah Shot As Looter While Examining Her Devastated Mud Hole 50 Million Dollar Montecito Mansion After Mud Slides In Santa Barbara (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 Jan 2018  8 comments, latest a year ago
Celebrities feel the wrath of God and shed tears of self pity. Santa Barbara Celebrity Fund Me site started with a million dollar minimum contribution."I'm down to my last 20...

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Trump Declares Florida Shithole State! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 29 Jan 2018  4 comments, latest a year ago
Guess he hasn't spent enough time in California.http://www.dailymai

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If They Can At Least Crack A Smile, Sweden Will Take Them And Give Them A Welcome Bonus (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 May 2018  5 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new

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Academic Lesbian Sex Research Confirms That Only Lesbian Sex, Masturbation, Credit Cards, Money And Ice Cream Reliably Result In Female Orgasm. Bestial, Selfish Men Distant And Ignorable Sixth. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 17 May 2018  Posted a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/hea

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Darwin Clears Up Another Liberal Mess (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 1 Aug 2018  15 comments, latest 10 months ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new At least they suicided offshore, instead of importing the problem onto American soil, dragging a bunch of other citizens with them.

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Dianne Feinstein Tirades Against Brats Made Psychotic By Fake News, Global Warming And Ocasio Cortez (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Feb 2019  8 comments, latest 4 months ago
Old bitch brags about being elected by ballot box stuffed by illegal immigrants preying on California public, claims Royal LibbyFuck Exemptions due to self importance. Fuck you, brats, I'll clear...

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Breaking News From The LibbyFuck Annals of DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seattle Shit Hole Reacts In Rage Against Homeless! (komonews.com)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest 3 months ago
Just goes to show you, the dazed and confused LibbyFucks actually wake up when something bites them directly in the ass, and then turn their BLAME ENGINES on the local...

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'Liberal men are less masculine' (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 17 Feb 2014  9 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem Heh, Heh, they said liberal men are wimps.

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What Realtor lies can you cook up to sell these gems? (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 12 Dec 2014  5 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new The devastated California towns buried by the 'Pineapple Express' storm: Hundreds evacuated after rain triggered huge mudslides #housing

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Now Here Are A Couple Of Guys Who Need TLC From Some Immense Hirsute Lesbians (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 25 May 2015  3 comments, latest 3 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new

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More than half of Americans are just $500 away from financial disaster: Househol (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 6 Jan 2016  3 comments, latest 3 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new The good news is, due to Obama's "Minimum Bankster Blow Job Wage", they can walk into any bank, give five banksters blow jobs, and get $500 in instant deposit.

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IHL Lioness Demands Green, Saffron, Purple and Orange Mane Dye And Secretary Glasses (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 24 Feb 2018  5 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new The zoo has made concessions, but refused a tweetie tattoo.

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Hey, About That GREAT California Weather! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 Aug 2018  16 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/hea This shit has been going on every summer for the last six to eight years. Environmental terrorism?The new state song should be "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

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Storm Savagery Reminds SoCalers That Water Really Does Fall From The Skies (accuweather.com)
by Ceffer on 18 Feb 2017  4 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.accuweather.com/en/ Hey Myrtle, what's all that mud where the barbecue grill used to be?

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Real Doll Factory Has Trouble Keeping Inventory Spooey Free Before Delivery to Customers (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 14 Mar 2018  5 comments, latest a year ago
Rin found in sex coma under pile of factory rejects.http://www.dailymail.c

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Trump Declares Unethical Brain Doctor Has All The Symptoms Of Fake News, Publicity Seeking Authoritarianism Syndrome (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 12 Dec 2017  1 comment, latest 2 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/hea #humor"Dr Ford Vox, a brain specialist at Atlanta's Shepherd Center, has broken down Donald Trump's symptoms of predementia."Why don't we just break down Trump's symptoms of Pre-Death, since we...

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Jailed Terrorist Plays Sexual Harassment Card. "I Know I Have An Attractive Butt, But This IS Ridiculous!" (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 10 Jan 2018  1 comment, latest a year ago
Claims the least they can do is create a Jihadi Sperm Bank for the inmates to honor Allah!http://www.dailymail.co. "If they give me a black gown, I promise to wear it...

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Libby Keystone Cops in SF Kill 20 Bystanders And A Chihuahua In 65 Shot Hail Of Lead Trying To Kill Trailer Scum In RV But Miss Perp (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 28 Feb 2018  6 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new This is what happens when they tell them guns are bad and don't teach them how to shoot. They are bringing in illegal aliens to train the SF police...

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Pathetic Puling Cuck, Escapes From Radiator Chains To Sue Psycho Bitch Girl Friend For Harassment And Abuse (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 17 Apr 2018  5 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new "I got a penis implant just for her. She laughed and kicked it, it had to be removed. I am now a professional protester at SJW IHL marches and...

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Free Speech Practiced In Ancient Past Now Mined To Shame And Fire People In Present! (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 20 Jul 2018  4 comments, latest a year ago
"Free Speech is a pestilence that needs to be stamped out! The Cloud can identify these depraved practitioners of this ancient, diabolic social disease and shun, fire and shame them!""Sick,...

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'Planet Of Computer Geniuses' Valerie Jarrett Brags About How She Fag-Hagged Obama (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 17 Jan 2019  5 comments, latest 5 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne "Obamas' 'bestie' Valerie Jarrett tells how the three spent gossipy evenings at the White House sipping martinis and nibbling BLTs while trips came with 'cool stuff' like a briefcase...

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Richly Rewarded Puppet Of Kakistocracy Calls Trump Economic Doofus (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 25 Feb 2019  Posted 4 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne 'I doubt that he would even be able to say that the Fed's goals are maximum employment and price stability,' Yellen said, which, when translated using the Google GreenspanSpeak...

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Terrible Loss Of Six Potential Huge Legal Settlements Against Police And Cities (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  6 comments, latest 3 months ago
Now, 22 baby mommas and 95 children will have to go without the support they COULD have had. Who would have thought that living in the ghetto, spitting at school...

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Macron Declares "If I Had Known It Was Worth This Much Free Shit, I Would Have Torched It Myself A Long Time Ago"! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  3 comments, latest 2 months ago
"The Rake-Offs will be Epic. I shoulda ordered a bigger swimming pool! 650 effing mills already!"https://www.dailymail

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Ocasio Cortez 'Best Seller Book Bribe Deal' Falls Through When They Can't Find Ghost Writer Stupid Enough To Translate Her Thoughts Who Can Still Write (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  7 comments, latest 2 months ago
Lobbyists struggle to find other ways to bribe her that ride beneath the radar that she won't blow. It would have been easy because the book would have been only...

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Harvard Professor: Re-Writing NASA History For Agitprop NewWokeHistory (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 15 Jun 2019  5 comments, latest 11 days ago
The truth and history aren't casualties. They're being rescued by right and righteous thinking of the Left, to guide the masses so that they don't slip into improper tendencies .http://www.abovetopsecret.com...

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Tranny Wins Women's Event AGAIN! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Jun 2019  1 comment, latest 8 days ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv Oh, my aching balls. That's Michelle complaining, not the cis gender male team.

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West LA Police Become Homeless Uber and Curbside Drop Off Artists. Entitled Libs To Build A Wall Around Beverly Hills To Stop Parasite Scum From Damaging Rolls and Benz. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 5 Apr 2018  4 comments, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new "My Chihuahua and Pomeranian were viciously traumatized. I don't think they will ever get over it, this will take dozens of sessions with the dog whispering psychologist!"

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Hollywood Limousine Liberal Gets Comeuppance By Homeless Whacko That Only The Little People Should Have To Tolerate (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 4 Apr 2018  1 comment, latest a year ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Poor girl shit her yoga pants.
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