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BLOW ME, BANKER SCUM, FUCKING BLOW ME!

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New Hampshire Goes Full Bore Marxist Commie Dog for Sanders
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics   24 comments, latest 2 years ago
Vermont Commie Strongman Blitzes the Immense Hirsute Lesbian Monarchist!#politics...
Zuckfuck Tells Hawai'ins to Get Off of His Lawn and Suck His Dick
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   17 comments, latest 7 months ago
Currently, owners of the lands, which have been in their families for generations, have the rights to travel across Zuckerberg's property to get to their own lands. Their lands...
If Whole Foods Had a Face, That Would Be the Only Place I'd Ever Take a Shit
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   13 comments, latest 1 year ago
Just saying. I know everyone feels exactly the same way.
IHLlary Lost Because People Are Sick of Presidents Who SUCK! BANKSTER! COCK!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   9 comments, latest 9 months ago
AMERICA! lives for the moment when a PLENIPOTENTIARY! gives Jamie Dimon a haircut with a six-pound sledge hammer.
Picture of Trump Sucking Putin's Dick, Exactly as the Founding Fathers Intended
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   7 comments, latest 3 months ago
The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Wants to Eat MORE! PUSSY! LOTS MORE! PUSSY! SLURP!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   22 comments, latest 1 year ago
Check out the last bit about 'really like to explore more tweety slurping with hott chicks!' The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! is all over the Internet begging to eat more pussy. I...
Choice in the General: LESBIAN BANK COCKSUCKER vs. EFFEMINATE TRUST-FUND TWIT
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   25 comments, latest 1 year ago
Is this what the founding fathers really intended?
PATNET PROPOSAL FOR GOP: FUCK DEBATES! STAGE HARD ON CONTESTS!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   28 comments, latest 1 year ago
It's clear that all the candidates are closeted homosexuals and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed at participating in a hard on contest. They don't know enough between them...
What Do You Shout Into the Swollen Fat Face of an Oozing Bag of Shit Like This?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics   41 comments, latest 1 year ago
I'd start with "FAT FUCK! FAT FUCK!" shouted within 4 inches of her ear. Suggestions? #politics #humor #trigglypuff
The APOCALYPSEFUCK! Answer to Islam: I JOINED!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   12 comments, latest 1 year ago
This is great! I just decided ISIS and all the other MusselFUCKS! are fucking apostate because they don't behead everybody who doesn't behead everybody - and FUCK! THE! GUSHING! STUMPS!...
Hillary Caught Using Child Actor At Pennsylvania Town Hall
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   9 comments, latest 11 months ago
PatNet caught up with child actor Brennan Leach during a casting call for a snuff porn movie to talk about her performance as 'body image activist teen' in the...
TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Biopic Movie Recounts Devolution of Killer Lesbian Vampire
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   8 comments, latest 1 year ago
They made a documentary about TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Potential PatNet tie ins?
Rosie O'Donnell as Secretary of War
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   11 comments, latest 2 years ago
When Hillary Clinton is Plenipotentiary for Life - or at least until Chelsea gets to play with the United States, how will the State Department handle a secretary of war...
COPS THREATEN TO TAKE KID - TWICE - IN ONE UNNECESSARY STOP
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   43 comments, latest 2 years ago
On the face of it, the border ag stop is an egregious exposure to engineered forfeiture by cops planting drugs and calling a car they want a conveyance for...
Basic Kit for the Cannibal Anarchy
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   16 comments, latest 2 years ago
Hey, Allah! SUCK MY DICK!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   3 comments, latest 1 year ago
This has been a public service announcement from PatNet.
Any News Lately About Ted Cruz Sodomizing Camels' Assholes With His Face?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   20 comments, latest 1 year ago
Just checking.
Invite Lewinsky to the Debates to Make Obscene Gestures to IHLlary
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #lewinskyatdebate   10 comments, latest 11 months ago
Then Jennifer and she can have a mud wrestling contest #lewinskyatdebate
DOES IHLLARY FEEL ENTITLED TO 'GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY', TOO?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   10 comments, latest 11 months ago
Or does she ask nicely? Or does she make DWORKIN GOLEM! hold them down so she can get a nice hearty lick in? Does a candidate for president have to...
PATNET CULTURAL CONTRIBUTION: The Universal Pronoun
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   5 comments, latest 10 months ago
FUCKFACE! We're read the stories about non-gender specific and trans-friendly pronouns whatever the fuck that means and have decided to release the UNIVERSAL PRONOUN "FUCKFACE!" into the public domain. Have...

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