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By zzyzzx   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   ↑ like (13)   ↓ dislike (9)   32 links   201,805 views   897 comments   watch (1)   share   quote  

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858   indigenous   217/217 = 100% civil   Feb 1, 9:27am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

859   zzyzzx   276/276 = 100% civil   Feb 4, 7:31am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

McDonald's now selling mice:

860   indigenous   217/217 = 100% civil   Feb 4, 8:09am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

mmm mice, my favorite. Are they served on ice?

WTF post 854 is hilarious?

861   Rashomon   261/261 = 100% civil   Feb 4, 8:37am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Patrick says

Though to be 100% accurate, that second picture isn't Nagasaki.

862   zzyzzx   276/276 = 100% civil   Feb 4, 9:41am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

863   Tenpoundbass   388/389 = 99% civil   Feb 8, 7:56pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

864   Tenpoundbass   388/389 = 99% civil   Feb 9, 9:36am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

865   Tenpoundbass   388/389 = 99% civil   Feb 9, 9:44am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

It turns out pine trees can paint better than elephants. Who knew?

866   Tenpoundbass   388/389 = 99% civil   Feb 9, 9:57am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

867   zzyzzx   276/276 = 100% civil   Feb 14, 11:29am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

868   Patrick   962/962 = 100% civil   Feb 15, 8:28pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Career limiting tattoo

869   PCGyver   149/149 = 100% civil   Feb 16, 7:35am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Bump

870   zzyzzx   276/276 = 100% civil   Feb 20, 10:44am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

When you see it...

871   Tenpoundbass   388/389 = 99% civil   Feb 20, 3:59pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

872   Dan8267   1009/1026 = 98% civil   Feb 20, 6:18pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

873   Dan8267   1009/1026 = 98% civil   Mar 7, 8:03am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Nerds will find this hilarious.

874   zzyzzx   276/276 = 100% civil   Mar 7, 8:05am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

875   Dan8267   1009/1026 = 98% civil   Mar 7, 8:23am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

zzyzzx says

I went there and got a facial.

876   indigenous   217/217 = 100% civil   Mar 7, 1:02pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

The coach had put
together the perfect team for the Chicago
Bears.

The only thing that was
missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
the colleges and even the Canadian and European
leagues, but he couldn't finda super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl
win.

Then one night while
watching CNN he saw a war-zone
scene in the West Bank.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!
He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!
Then he
threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!” the coach said to himself. "He has
the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the
States and teaches him the great game of
football.

And the Bears go on to
win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed
as the great hero of football, and when the coach
asks him what he wants, all
the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says
into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old woman says.
“You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man
pleads.
"I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here
among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell
you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment,
there are gunshots all around
us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten
within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister
in the house so she doesn't get raped!”The old lady pauses,
and then tearfully says..........

"I will never
forgive you for making us move to
Chicago!!!!"

877   Patrick   962/962 = 100% civil   Mar 7, 1:05pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Lol, but actually, I worked with an Israeli guy named Shmuel at Motorola in Chicagoland (Schaumburg) who told me that his father took him aside when he was going to America and told him to be careful because it is not nearly as safe in the US as it is in Israel.

878   indigenous   217/217 = 100% civil   Mar 7, 1:26pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Patrick says

not nearly as safe in the US as it is in Israel.

I'm a thinkin more meme than fact?

879   indigenous   217/217 = 100% civil   Mar 7, 1:30pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

880   indigenous   217/217 = 100% civil   Mar 7, 1:32pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

881   BayAreaObserver   37/37 = 100% civil   Mar 9, 6:17am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

882   Dan8267   1009/1026 = 98% civil   Mar 9, 7:59am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

At least the rich people will be the first to die when the apes take over.

883   Straw Man   105/105 = 100% civil   Mar 10, 11:58am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

884   Tenpoundbass   388/389 = 99% civil   Mar 10, 12:40pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

885   Booger   80/80 = 100% civil   Mar 11, 5:58pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

886   BayAreaObserver   37/37 = 100% civil   Mar 12, 9:41am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

887   Booger   80/80 = 100% civil   Mar 13, 2:38pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

888   Patrick   962/962 = 100% civil   Mar 13, 3:14pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Sounds like the probably fictitious tombstone of cowboy:

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No Les, No Moore

889   Straw Man   105/105 = 100% civil   Mar 14, 11:05am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

890   Dan8267   1009/1026 = 98% civil   Mar 14, 12:05pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Straw Man says

Um, why is the janitor wearing a sexy little black dress and pumps? Why aren't the janitors where I work like that? I mean hot, not ugly and wearing that stuff.

891   Straw Man   105/105 = 100% civil   Mar 15, 10:01am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

892   Straw Man   105/105 = 100% civil   Mar 15, 10:03am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Dan8267 says

Straw Man says

Um, why is the janitor wearing a sexy little black dress and pumps? Why aren't the janitors where I work like that? I mean hot, not ugly and wearing that stuff.

Because she's not a janitor?

And how the fuck you determined that the broad is "hot" and "not ugly" from a 30x30 pic?

893   Straw Man   105/105 = 100% civil   Mar 16, 1:43pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

894   Booger   80/80 = 100% civil   Mar 17, 7:17pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

895   BayAreaObserver   37/37 = 100% civil   Mar 20, 3:39am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

896   zzyzzx   276/276 = 100% civil   Mar 20, 7:42pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

897   zzyzzx   276/276 = 100% civil   Mar 22, 11:44am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

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