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How to cook a Steak

By Tenpoundbass   Mar 20, 2:51pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   143 views   4 comments   watch (0)   quote     share

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1   Patrick   1456/1456 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 20, 4:34pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Wow, sounds a lot like some of my friends' parents in the part of Chicago I grew up in.

Except for the wine. They only drank beer.

2   FortWayne   210/212 = 99% civil   private mesage   Mar 20, 5:02pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

Don't make it too hot or it'll burn outside and not cook inside, depending on thickness

3   Fucking White Male   153/154 = 99% civil   private mesage   Mar 20, 5:35pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

He forgot the part about taking a healthy dump afterwards.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   670/670 = 100% civil   private mesage   Mar 20, 5:44pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   top   bottom   home   share  

This fucking idiot forgot the part about banging the fuck out of it with the blunt side of a kitchen knife and rubbing the fucking salt into it and giving your wife a good dose of the sanctifying balm before dinner.

ASSHOLE!

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