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For those who don't know what men really want ...

By Rin   Apr 20, 6:37pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (1)   648 views   16 comments   watch (0)   quote     share

Here's a primer ...

I hope that this isn't too complicated.

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1   Strategist   1015/1017 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 7:13pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Rin says

I hope that this isn't too complicated.

Now tell us what do women want?

2   Dan8267   2022/2045 = 98% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 7:16pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Strategist says

Now tell us what do women want?

3   Strategist   1015/1017 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 7:25pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

Now tell us what do women want?

he he he
Hey Rin, how about starting a vacation for women who want to be sexually satisfied, and are willing to pay big bucks for it?
The problem is, men don't last as long as women, so we will need to put a lot of men on the job. The women would need to pay 5 times as much.

4   Rin   125/126 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 7:31pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Strategist says

The problem is, men don't last as long as women, so we will need to put a lot of men on the job. The women would need to pay 5 times as much.

That's called a Viagra party.

5   The Original Bankster   34/34 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 8:42pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Rin is a badly written character played by another regular member of this forum. dont know which one though.

6   Tenpoundbass   796/797 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 8:55pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Hey everybody gets what they can out of what ever they got.
If he values a good romp over a loyal family then good for him.
Eventually maried sex becomes a prickly affair you got to sneak up on, during the right moment. One misplaced fart can throw the whole thing off.

I would be dead by now if I had to go get liquored up to pull some skeet out of a bar every night of the week at my age.

7   Dan8267   2022/2045 = 98% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 9:02pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Rin says

That's called a Viagra party.

Why am I not surprised that Rin knows this stuff? 'Cause he's the man.

The Original Bankster says

Rin is a badly written character

...from the Leisure Suit Larry franchise.

8   BlueSardine   399/401 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 20, 10:06pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Follow the naked dude picture trail.

The Original Bankster says

Rin is a badly written character played by another regular member of this forum. dont know which one though.

9   Rin   125/126 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 7:59pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

The Original Bankster says

Rin is a badly written character played by another regular member of this forum.

Not quite, Rin is the 21st century Renaissance Man because I'd blended the hooker thing, with the lie about STEM shortage, and then, added in the educational theme by poking fun at US Ivy schools using London University as an example of what a real * brand name * credential is about.

Since Al Gore Jr, the Harvard Alum, got F's at Law School, it's a clear sign that if he were born middle class, he would never have gained admissions to HU to begin with. And yes, if Al Jr had attended University of London for his B.A., he'd been lucky to have survived past his first year given his inability to do any school work and he would have to get his marks there, without the grade inflation helping him along the road.

10   Strategist   1015/1017 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 8:10pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Rin says

For those who don't know what men really want ...

Here is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Men want to impregnate as many women as possible.

11   Rin   125/126 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 8:15pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Strategist says

Here is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Men want to impregnate as many women as possible.

I think even that's too complicated.

1) Men like to stick their salamis into a woman's wet, juicy hole.

2) And then, you can add whatever you want, on top of that, for garnishments.

Think about your favorite burger joint .,,

Number 1) is like the hamburger with the beef

Number 2) is the ketchup, mustard, onions, or pickles

Most ppl mix 1 and 2 for their burger experience.

12   BlueSardine   399/401 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 9:38pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

Most people don't fuck hookers, wind up with aids, and miss out on another 4 score and 7 years...

Rin says

Most ppl mix 1 and 2 for their burger experience.

13   BlueSardine   399/401 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 9:40pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

IOW's Rin has a gay liberal arts degree...

Rin says

Not quite, Rin is the 21st century Renaissance Man

14   BlueSardine   399/401 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 9:41pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

So where do you stick it after she's over her diarrhea?

Rin says

1) Men like to stick their salamis into a woman's wet, juicy hole.

15   BlueSardine   399/401 = 99% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 9:43pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

16   Ceffer   413/413 = 100% civil   private mesage   Apr 21, 9:45pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote   share  

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