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My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

dodgerfanjohn says

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

Even though hes ignoring you.

Well then, he's not really ignoring sbh, now is he?

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

I think it is actually a part of the previous sentence and should just be considered a prepositional phrase, i.e. Jazz neglected to add the preposition as.

His sentence structure is really quite verbose and oblique which we have all come to recognize as his style.

jazz music says

You come to patnet for honest POVs and awareness of interesting and emerging topics. So trolls are best ignored because they take up brain-space while forming an ad hoc dog pack of knee-jerks and button pushers ever failing to offer an honest thought. They even manage to abuse the idea of voting something like/dislike.

Not sure you are serious. I you are, I got some news for ya....

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

Oh ok, everyone who has a point of view different than yours is a troll. Got it.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

I am *still* winning. Three out of the top ten Best Ofs listed right now are my contributions.

And, of course, half of the all-time Best Ofs are AF creations!

And humble too, maybe AF should get some sort of trophy?

No need for trolling, make your points and stand by 'em.

For me, it's rather simple...

There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.

Next, bone international hoes instead of dating stateside. This is to cover the waiting period before sex robots become available.

Any questions?

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

1. It's not a sentence. It's a fragment.
2. It doesn't have to be a sentence. The message is clear, and that's all that matters.

jazz music says

With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Anyone who can't read this is illiterate at best or conservative at worst.

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

indigenous says

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

You're referring to two different versions.

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

indigenous says

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

I hope that was meant as a joke.

Rin says

There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.

And Liberals are the root of all Evils.

I am getting a kick out of how delighted AF is with winning. Kid in the candy store. It is cute.

I never thought I would use the word "cute" in reference to AF.

Iow...you tivo patnet and ff the commercials..

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

How come bgamall4 is not on any list? it must be a Yingyang twins err Zionist conspiracy!

dodgerfanjohn says

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

That's marcus, and (s)he uses a separate browser to stalk Users (s)he pretends to Ignore. I suspect "jazz music" may be an Alias of marcus, because it's the only way I can explain the combination of absurdly partisan distortions with an apparently identical agenda, similar advocacy of the Ignore function, similar trollishness scores, and apparent inability or refusal to grasp even basic logic and mathematics.

I also think that people should rise or fall based on their own hard work, not because they were born in the right or wrong neighborhood.

This suggests that somehow people would be born into the world with equal levels of family and financial support. Is there a way to do that other than Brave New World?

People who say everyone should work their way up don't understand just how bad an environment into which a person can be born. Pretty tough problem to solve as it involves so many complicated combinations of societal and genetic elements.

Yeah...but why settle for 'plenty' when you can have it all!!!

jazz music says

With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.