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Peter P
2015 Feb 18, 12:07pm
The Musical is *much* better.
http://www.50shadesthemusical.com/
The movie has wasted the parody value of the book.
Peter P
2015 Feb 18, 12:13pm
Why can't ppl just bone hoes and forget about this crap?
I like parodies. 50SoG is one of the most parodiable stories in recent history.
Peter P
2015 Feb 18, 12:39pm
It absolutely fails as porn.
Fifty Shades without Inner Goddess is like The Bible without Jesus.
Rin
2015 Feb 18, 12:49pm
Isn't this really just a re-boot on "9 & 1/2 Weeks" with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke?
Same basic business-y type and a naive younger gal hookup because she's intrigued by some douchebag's arc-ing career trajectory and then, doing S&M and fetish stuff, making it look 'ooh aah', sex can be kinky and soo wrong!
Oh pleaz ... this was already done a generation ago. And then, a generation even before that in "Last Tango In Paris" with a sloven Marlon Brando.
Ceffer
2015 Feb 18, 1:28pm
He didn't hang her upside down and subject her to multiple facial erection floggings? What an S&M disgrace.
If she couldn't walk around on her hands with her feet behind her head begging for savage coitus, AF would never approve.
zzyzzx
2015 Feb 18, 4:50pm
I wanted to see some good porn. I guess not.
Yeah, I'm sure that this movie is too tasteful for me.
It sucks!
The book is not a great work of literature. However, it has good entertainment value. The movie took away all interesting bits and substituted them with bland, sub-par acting.
Imagine this. Fifty Shades of Grey with *none* of the followings:
1. Inner Goddess (or metaphors in general)
2. Crap, Double Crap, Holy Crap
3. Head-cocking
4. "steel encased in velvet" / "Christian Grey-flavored popsicle"
Sometimes, an NC-17 story calls for an NC-17 movie. Why gut the plot to keep it R-rated? Horny housewives will watch it anyway.