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'Murdering Your Wife Will Result In Automatic 4-Game Suspension'


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2014 Jul 28, 3:56pm   4,730 views  11 comments

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Roger Goodell To NFL Players: 'Murdering Your Wife Will Result In Automatic 4-Game Suspension'

http://www.theonion.com/articles/roger-goodell-to-nfl-players-murdering-your-wife-w,36542/

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1   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jul 29, 12:11am  

I guess humoring violence against women is OK as long as its a Liberal funny rag.

2   Ceffer   2014 Dec 14, 3:41am  

They are thinking about the wrong incentives. If they win the game, they get to rape and murder the wives of the opposing team.

3   Dan8267   2014 Dec 14, 4:02am  

CaptainShuddup says

I guess humoring violence against women is OK as long as its a Liberal funny rag.

Actually, what makes the humor socially acceptable is that it is advocating PROTECTING the weak rather than ATTACKING the weak, which is what make a joke socially unacceptable.

Did you really live on this planet for five or six decades without figuring that out?

4   HydroCabron   2014 Dec 14, 4:04am  

CaptainShuddup says

I guess humoring violence against women is OK as long as its a Liberal funny rag.

Translation: "Waah! Why can't I say nigger?! Waah!"

5   Peter P   2014 Dec 14, 6:03am  

I just don't get team sports. What's the attraction anyway?

6   Tenpoundbass   2014 Dec 14, 8:08am  

Peter P says

I just don't get team sports. What's the attraction anyway?

I think it's the grown seemingly hetero men in close quarters groping each other without guilt and regret. But I still haven't figured out what goes on in the minds of people who will watch three fucking hours of the grab assing shit.

7   Peter P   2014 Dec 14, 8:31am  

I can understand the golf crowd better.

To most men, life is all about getting in the hole.

8   Strategist   2014 Dec 14, 8:35am  

ChapulinColorado says

'Murdering Your Wife Will Result In Automatic 4-Game Suspension'

What about mother in law? I should get a medal if I kill that crazy woman.

9   Strategist   2014 Dec 14, 8:37am  

Peter P says

I just don't get team sports. What's the attraction anyway?

It's evolutionary based. Those who stick together for a common goal will increase their odds of survival.

10   Peter P   2014 Dec 14, 8:38am  

Strategist says

It's evolutionary based. Those who stick together for a common goal will increase their odds of survival.

Except in real life goals are never that common.

11   ChapulinColorado   2015 Oct 8, 12:13am  

Strategist says

What about mother in law? I should get a medal if I kill that crazy woman.

That requires a mandatory urine test and 4 hours of community service at the Children's Hospital passing out lollipops and teddy bears.

#MOAR #humor

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