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zzyzzx
2015 Feb 6, 11:18am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
What ASSHOLE! wins the superbowl and celebrates by going to a theme park?
I know. Going to hedonistic resort would make more sense to me.
rooemoore
2015 Feb 6, 4:18pm
The Daily Currant is just like the Onion except for the being funny part.
New Renter
2015 May 12, 1:26pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
What ASSHOLE! wins the superbowl and celebrates by going to a theme park?
I know. Going to hedonistic resort would make more sense to me.
Are you kidding? Disneyland IS the ultimate hedonistic resort. If you're got a furry kink that is.
(I'll let you google that one yourself)
Ceffer
2015 May 12, 2:02pm
He should be slathering himself in the sopping wet panties of nymphomaniacal groupies, not hanging around spoiled brats barfing cotton candy and corn dogs.
New Renter
2015 May 12, 2:19pm
He should be slathering himself in the sopping wet panties of nymphomaniacal groupies, not hanging around spoiled brats barfing cotton candy and corn dogs.
Isn't "Going to Disneyland" a euphemism for something else?
Yep:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=going+to+disneyland
I guess "catching measles" is another euphemism for catching something else...
Ceffer
2015 May 12, 3:05pm
Sorry, my mind is much too clean for such subtexts, although I will allow he got dengue spotted fever from shtumpfing Minnie Mouse.
New Renter
2015 May 12, 3:38pm
although I will allow he got dengue spotted fever from shtumpfing Minnie Mouse.
Or was it Micky? Honestly who can tell?
zzyzzx
2015 May 12, 6:55pm
Are you kidding? Disneyland IS the ultimate hedonistic resort. If you're got a furry kink that is.
Fixed:
Disneyland IS the ultimate hedonistic resort. If you're a pedophile that is.
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has contracted the measles virus during his team's Super Bowl celebration trip to Disneyland.
According to local reports, Brady started to have a slight fever and began to show dots on his arms shortly after arriving at Disneyland. The Super Bowl MVP missed the celebration to go home to his Beverly Hills mansion to sleep.
http://dailycurrant.com/2015/02/05/tom-brady-catches-measles-at-disneyland/