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Saudi Executioner Thinks He Pulled Something During Last 10 Decapitatations


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2016 Jan 10, 9:44pm   3,996 views  7 comments

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http://www.theonion.com/article/saudi-executioner-thinks-he-pulled-something-shoul-52133

AL MUZAHIMIYAH, SAUDI ARABIA—Complaining that he must have “tweaked it pretty good,” Saudi executioner Khalid al-Faraj told reporters Thursday that he thinks he pulled something in his shoulder during yesterday’s last 10 decapitations. “Around the seventh or eighth beheading I came around kind of awkwardly on my windup and heard this loud pop, and I knew immediately that something wasn’t right, ” said al-Faraj, adding that he attempted to ignore the dull pain spreading through his upper right arm and power through the rest of the executions, but he barely had enough strength left to make a clean slice on the final prisoner.

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1   Heraclitusstudent   2016 Jan 10, 10:23pm  

That's what guillotines are for.

2   Shaman   2016 Jan 10, 10:27pm  

Poor guy, can we set up a gofundme account for him?

3   Ceffer   2016 Jan 10, 11:19pm  

It could have been worse. He could have thrown out his back stump fucking the heads.

4   zzyzzx   2016 Jan 11, 8:11am  

Obligatory worker's comp reference.

5   lostand confused   2016 Jan 11, 8:28am  


that he attempted to ignore the dull pain spreading through his upper right arm and power through the rest of the executions, but he barely had enough strength left to make a clean slice on the final prisoner.

I am going to hell-but LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6   Tenpoundbass   2016 Jan 11, 4:46pm  

May be the first to be published in the medical journals, describing the medical condition known as Headchopperitus-(Muslim Shoulder)

7   Ceffer   2016 Jan 11, 6:54pm  

Tenpoundbass says

medical condition known as Headchopperitus-(Muslim Shoulder)

Beheading Repetitive Stress Disorder

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