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What do you get when you have 20,000 lesbians in the desert??


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2016 Apr 7, 9:06am   5,470 views  16 comments

by mmmarvel   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

No, despite the urge to give the old punch line of a good start - that is not the answer.

No, you have Dinah, also known as the largest girl festival in the world. They cavort and party in Palm Springs.

Link to story.
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/07/dinah-lesbian-festival-women-palm-springs

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1   Ceffer   2016 Apr 7, 9:09am  

A clam bake?

2   Tenpoundbass   2016 Apr 7, 9:22am  

A Hillary Clinton rally?

3   Tenpoundbass   2016 Apr 7, 9:26am  

Hot Tuna is the headliner.

4   Ceffer   2016 Apr 7, 9:27am  

Beef Curtain Flambe!

Twat Zinc Oxide with exotic flavors!

Vibrator Nation!

The Burning Phallus Celebration!

More landing strips than LA International!

5   lostand confused   2016 Apr 7, 9:38am  

Hmm, as a guy can I identify as a lesbian and be allowed to the festival. I am lesbian in a man's body??

6   Strategist   2016 Apr 7, 9:40am  

mmmarvel says

What do you get when you have 20,000 lesbians in the desert??

You get 20,000 rejections. :(

7   Ceffer   2016 Apr 7, 9:40am  

lostand confused says

Hmm, as a guy can I identify as a lesbian and be allowed to the festival. I am lesbian in a man's body??

No, but you can operate a Nagging Booth. If they miss nagging a man, you can charge a dollar a nag.

8   Dan8267   2016 Apr 7, 9:56am  

From the article,

“Flashing is normal,” Charlotte, 24, told me. “I get flashed at a lot.” Random girls pulling you into their hotel rooms are also pretty standard. One year, there was a minor earthquake in Palm Springs. Debbie, a Dinah veteran who has attended every event since 1991, recalls that half the water splashed out of the pool. Most of the girls were too drunk to realize or care.

Yet our society continues to demonize men who have a sex drive. I wonder how many of these women are "raping other women with their eyes"? I bet there are zero such reported instances. If a man were to flash a woman, it would be called sexual assault. If random guys pulled women into their hotel room, it would be called sexual assault, not "pretty standard". And how many of the "girls too drunk" are counted as rape victims? I thought drunk women were incapable of consent. I guess that only applies when their sexual decisions involve men and not other women. How many of the women follow yes means yes? Obviously, zero. It would "ruin the moment". No lesbian at this event is going to ask, "can we have sex?". Hell no, they just "pull you into their hotel rooms" and if you don't resist, it's on.

I'm not saying that anything going on at this event is bad, but it does clearly demonstrate the ridiculous legal requirements men have to prove that they are not rapists when they do the exact same thing that these women are doing. Equality under law means that you are treated the same in prosecution and in courts whether you own a penis or a cliterous. Clearly, we are nowhere near equality.

9   zzyzzx   2016 Apr 7, 10:00am  

Ceffer says

No, but you can operate a Nagging Booth. If they miss nagging a man, you can charge a dollar a nag.

I think I just found a possible new retirement plan.

10   Ceffer   2016 Apr 7, 12:25pm  

Women nagging women just isn't the same. Women just toss their heads and become bitchy, snitty and arrogant.

Men look wounded, unappreciated, pathetic and downcast. The sadistic pleasure is so much greater with men.

11   RC2006   2016 Apr 7, 12:41pm  

It's a tuna affair
It's a tuna affair
It's a tuna affair
It's a tuna affair

One girl grows up to be
Somebody that just loves pussy
And another girl grows up to be
Somebody you'd just love fisting

12   zzyzzx   2016 Apr 7, 6:11pm  

Set up a kiosk selling vibrators and strap ons.

13   mmmarvel   2016 Apr 8, 7:17am  

Ceffer says

A clam bake?

Wasn't that an Elvis movie?? And later a lesbian porn film (if it wasn't, it should have been).

14   Tenpoundbass   2016 Apr 8, 7:54am  

lostand confused says

Hmm, as a guy can I identify as a lesbian and be allowed to the festival. I am lesbian in a man's body??

These are NOT the drones you are looking for!

15   Strategist   2016 Apr 9, 9:02am  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

You mean they exclude guys from the ORGY!

This ORGY! needs affirmative action volunteers!

For the same of diversity, I will allow the HOTT!est lesbians to kidnap me and integrate their orgies in the name of DIVERSITY!

Such a sacrifice all for diversity. We should name a condom after you.

16   Ceffer   2016 Apr 9, 1:36pm  

After you leave the first swath sobbing and fainting in orgasmic ecstasy, the rest will flee in fear of becoming schlong worshippers.

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