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743   justme   2016 Nov 9, 1:54pm  

Peter P says

justme says

Lena Dunham is going to self-deport. Twice.

So... if she is deported and then deported again from deportation does it mean she is back?

No, silly, it is that she can only fit half of herself on the bus seat each time.

744   justme   2016 Nov 9, 2:09pm  

turtledove says

Nope. I remember my mom kind of yelling at me for singing "my baloney has a first name, it's J-I-M-M-Y. My baloney has a second name it's C-A-R-T-E-R. Oh, I love to see him everyday, and if you ask me, why I'll say.... 'Cuz Jimmy Carter has a way of screwing up the USA.'" I think I was 8.

True story: I bought baloney last night at the store. It must have been my subconscious mind telling me something about the election.

PS: you were a little rebel.

745   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 2:11pm  

Rew says

www.youtube.com/embed/x0AA0OVZKz0

LOL!

Evidently reform is fueled by the tears of Hillary supporters.

746   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 2:12pm  

Peter P says

Dan8267 says

Trump is already having a negative impact on the economy as PatNeters waste the entire work day writing smart ass comments about the election.

Nah, perhaps it costs as much productivity loss as that Google HTML5 Pac-Man.

You're right. PatNeters contribute nothing to the economy. What was I thinking? If anything, crime is going down because PatNeters are kept off the streets.

747   Y   2016 Nov 9, 2:12pm  

So russia's nukes are launched and shes in the hotel crying...can't even see the buttons in the suitcase.
Not ready for 3am decisions...

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Clinton's decision to stay at the Hotel rather than suck it up like a big girl and face the nation is so Hillary Clinton.

748   turtledove   2016 Nov 9, 2:26pm  

True story: I bought baloney last night at the store. It must have been my subconscious mind telling me something about the election.

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LOL! The predictive powers of baloney.

749   turtledove   2016 Nov 9, 2:30pm  

She's likely trying to plan her escape.
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The Canada-bound luxury bus with all the Hollywood limousine-Democrats will be departing shortly. I'm sure she can catch a ride if she hurries up.

750   NDrLoR   2016 Nov 9, 3:02pm  

That's a lot of red.

751   Rew   2016 Nov 9, 4:15pm  

P N Dr Lo R says

That's a lot of red.

I think that's just blood coming out of your eyes ... or wherever ...

752   Ceffer   2016 Nov 9, 11:18pm  

IHLlary is going to escape to Canada and become a fluffer for Rin's hookers.

753   Peter P   2016 Nov 9, 11:41pm  

justme says

No, silly, it is that she can only fit half of herself on the bus seat each time.

That is so wrong.

754   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 10, 7:46pm  

Arizona just finished it vote count!

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/796876121698697216
AP NEWSALERT: Donald Trump has won Arizona's 11 electoral votes, 2 days after Election Day.

755   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2016 Dec 20, 8:20pm  

I nominate this for thread of the year. An epic middle finger to the political establishment.

Credit to Rew and Justme for sticking it out, even with a candidate I don't think either liked winning.

And a fine swan song for Turtledove as well, she was at her best.

BTW, Patrick, you should ban the two clowns who disliked this thread on general principle.

756   zzyzzx   2016 Dec 20, 8:37pm  

Anyone else get wood when Trump won the electoral college as well?

757   anonymous   2016 Dec 20, 8:40pm  

zzyzzx says

Anyone else get wood when Trump won the electoral college as well?

I must've jerked off 5 times that day, and then buried the little man in the canoe.

758   HEY YOU   2016 Dec 20, 11:02pm  

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?
I really looked over the map closely.

759   anonymous   2016 Dec 21, 6:21am  

HEY YOU says

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?

I really looked over the map closely.

Mexico

760   komputodo   2016 Dec 21, 7:24am  

HEY YOU says

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?

I really looked over the map closely.

CA bay area

761   zzyzzx   2016 Dec 21, 8:04am  

If those illegals were voting Republican, there would be a huge wall, a ditch, land mines, and drones shooting anyone trying to get in.

762   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Feb 4, 7:46am  

I used this thread this morning to fap to. Massive erection.

I’m wiped out and may call in sick for work.

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