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Crazy Bitches Thread


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2021 Jun 23, 7:05pm   1,756 views  36 comments

by AmericanKulak   ➕follow (9)   💰tip   ignore  

Let's start off with this catch.




Why, only a crazy person would schedule a date on a weekend. It must mean that somebody has one of those shady M-F, 9 to 5 jobs.

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16   just_passing_through   2021 Jun 24, 5:19pm  

WookieMan says
Those teeth.


Yeah, I too almost pointed out the snaggle toof. Mostly noticeable at the very end.
17   clambo   2021 Jun 24, 6:16pm  

Nerdy annoying chicks can redeem themselves when they get slutty and crazy after a few drinks.
She doesn't look too fat to be disqualified.
18   Ceffer   2021 Jun 24, 7:31pm  

An older friend who has been working on a family parcel in the Santa Cruz mountains went a little nutso. A bedridden woman owns and adjacent parcel and her daughter comes out to the parcel to dig around and sometimes camp. She is an Arapaho Indian, a lesbian, a drug user, an alcoholic, a smoker, but somehow because they are both into the ecology of the land parcels, my friend decided she is OK and he can be her 'life coach'. He gave her a key to his house and she stays there one or two nights a week, but usually stays on her boat in the Berkeley Marina. She had an ethnic scholarship and finished a degree at UC Berkeley. She also has ADHD.

He says she is brining a 'massage table' into his house. I really think he must be nuts to let her in there, Who exactly is getting the massages, him??? He'll probably walk in on her selling massage hand jobs to strangers. He says she is into the standard hippie dippy dazed shit, along with stuff she says is spiritual from her indian heritage. He says she is 44 years old and is pretty.

I think he is in for some elder abuse and a really bad trip. I think his vaccine must be deteriorating his brain. A fucking lesbian/indiain/addict/massage artist etc.? Who is crazier, her or him? He says, "You'll probably meet her". I can hardly wait.
19   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 25, 2:24am  

Ceffer says
I think he is in for some elder abuse and a really bad trip. I think his vaccine must be deteriorating his brain. A fucking lesbian/indiain/addict/massage artist etc.? Who is crazier, her or him? He says, "You'll probably meet her". I can hardly wait.


This is one of the few times you might want wear a mask, and bring hand sanitizer. Oh, and boost those Hep Vaccines.
20   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 25, 2:25am  

clambo says
She doesn't look too fat to be disqualified.


It's sad that slim chicks are now almost universally fuckable, simply by virtue of not being fat cows.

What is considered Thick or Chubby today would have been considered obese not long ago.
21   WookieMan   2021 Jun 25, 3:38am  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
It's sad that slim chicks are now almost universally fuckable, simply by virtue of not being fat cows.

Face>Ass>Boobs

Face includes teeth and hair as well as a total package. A good ass is usually equipped with a solid rack no matter what, so those are interchangeable. I cannot stand the little boy look on a chick though with no ass though. The tits would have to be supreme to overcome that.

This would be more my long term relationship criteria. I have to look at you daily. And the face has to look amazing without a bunch of clown makeup. I wouldn't fuck the chick in the OP though just because she's thin. Sometimes chicks are thinner because of drug use or weight (mental) issues. She checks one of those boxes and maybe both.

Went to the pharmacy yesterday. Youngest got into some poison ivy at camp. Pretty bad. Rarely do we ever get medicine for anything. Holy fuck. Big pharma has us by the balls. Town of about 8k population. SIX employees behind the Walgreens counter. Constant flow through the drive through. Our society just throws pills at shit. And then I get dumbed down by what is basically a drug dealer (pharmacist) about applying a steroid cream to my son as if I cannot fucking read instructions. Audacity to call me honey as well. No... and fuck you.

The drug tangent aside, OP chick likely is on some anxiety or depression pills, so she's fucked. Even if she had a bigger rack, non-greased out hair and visited a dentist, still not sure I'd fuck her. Small chicks are fun to toss around when fornicating as a bigger (taller) guy, but she's a D grade unless should could take care of her hygiene and maybe then a B or B- which passes the one night stand for me. Not long term commitment material though without major facial plastic surgery.

I've also found tall versus small tend to be painful for them at the end of the day if you catch my drift. That chick is 5'2" best case and probably 105lbs. 6'3" 220lbs and what comes with that ain't gonna feel good in my experience. Ultimately she's annoying and I'm not sure why I'm ranting so much about this.... lol. Rabbit hole discovered.
22   stereotomy   2021 Jun 25, 6:24am  

WookieMan says
I've also found tall versus small tend to be painful for them at the end of the day if you catch my drift. That chick is 5'2" best case and probably 105lbs. 6'3" 220lbs and what comes with that ain't gonna feel good in my experience. Ultimately she's annoying and I'm not sure why I'm ranting so much about this.... lol. Rabbit hole discovered.


What? Don't you know that all womyn's pussies are the same size? GTFO with your mansplaining ;)
23   rocketjoe79   2021 Jun 25, 9:30am  

HunterTits says
https://thoughtcatalog.com/kitten-holiday/2017/06/heres-why-men-love-crazy-bitches/


Skimmed the whole article until I came to the part about "great in bed." Just ignored the rest.
24   Onvacation   2021 Jun 25, 1:13pm  

There is only one reason to hang out with crazy bitches. You'll grow out of it in your mid 20's to late 30's, depending on how crazy the bitches is.
25   Ceffer   2021 Jun 25, 1:18pm  

When we took our driving tour, we woke up to a couple having a screaming, knock down drag out next door. The girl took the guys phone, as it seems from translating the screaming, and went out to the car to look at all his coms and photos, and came back and confronted him with some guilt material. Ahh, motel life!
26   BayArea   2021 Jun 25, 1:19pm  

If the sex is good, there’s almost no limit to what a man will put up with... for a while at least.

That’s the power that women have, particularly if they are good at sex (motivated to please)
27   Ceffer   2021 Jun 25, 1:27pm  

BayArea says
If the sex is good, there’s almost no limit to what a man will put up with

That's why I don't understand my older friend trying to 'save' the crazy, drunken, Arapaho lesbian chick. How come not a horny, hetero whacko? I told him he should at least get some sessions of doggy style leaning her over the barstools.
28   Patrick   2021 Jun 25, 4:30pm  

BayArea says
If the sex is good, there’s almost no limit to what a man will put up with... for a while at least.

That’s the power that women have, particularly if they are good at sex (motivated to please)


If you think about it in evolutionary terms, it has to be this way.

Women needed a huge investment from a man to raise a number of healthy children. (Not so true these days when women can just take from men via the state, or via divorce.)

What would motivate a man to make such a huge investment? Sex.
30   Ceffer   2021 Jun 25, 6:44pm  

FuckCCP89 says
https://youtu.be/OHfd2oqNOSU

"Pathologic altruism": When you can't distinguish between Netflix propaganda delusions and reality. Darwin has corrected a few of these errors.
31   Patrick   2021 Jun 25, 7:08pm  

My contribution: When you can't distinguish between Fauci propaganda delusions and reality. Darwin is currently correcting a few of these errors.
32   just_passing_through   2021 Jun 25, 10:35pm  

I thought by now we'd see pic of Rin's ex..
33   Ceffer   2021 Jun 25, 10:48pm  

just_passing_through says
I thought by now we'd see pic of Rin's ex..

She still loves him. She goes by every Monday morning to clear out the empty bottles and hose down the Real Dolls.
34   richwicks   2021 Jun 26, 12:28am  

stereotomy says
think they


Sssshhhh!

They are doing the next generation a favor.

Everybody complains about all these current nuts that are being generated by our media. Don't you realize that it's just a gene selection process?
36   Patrick   2021 Jun 26, 5:07pm  

richwicks says
An oldie but a goodie:

https://shrink4men.com/2009/01/12/crazy-bitch-quiz/


Wow, this describes how Democrats treat voters pretty damn well too:

Does she fly into rages without warning over relatively trivial matters like a web page loading too slowly? (Democrats are very easily angered.)
Are you always the scapegoat/bad guy whenever she’s frustrated, disappointed or just plain bored? (Voters are the bad guys because they elected Trump twice so far.)
Do her friends (that is, if she has any) describe her as a “drama queen?” ("Insurrection" lie is just one of the more recent dramas disconnected from reality.)
Is her lipstick a little too red? Is it applied like theater makeup and a tad crooked? (Pelosi!)
Is she a black-and-white, all-or-nothing thinker? (Democrats have no tolerance for shades of gray.)
Do you lie to your family, friends and colleagues about what goes on at home? (Do Democrats ever not lie? Ask them about Russia, for example.)
Do you find yourself walking on eggshells around her? (The very definition of Democratic political correctness!)
Does she hate your friends and family and become angry or tearful when you spend time with them? (Yup, try spending time with any Republicans and see your Democrat "friends" become angry and tearful.)
Is she pathologically jealous? (Same as above.)
Does she project her feelings onto you? For example, she’s yelling and raging and then accuses you of being angry. (Exactly! Who was actually burning down buildings all of 2020? And then Democrats accuse Republicans of being angry, lol.)
Does focus solely on her emotional experience while exhibiting little or no empathy for yours? (Yup.)
Does she put you into “no win” situations in which nothing you do is good enough and you’re guaranteed to fail? (Yup, you're "racist" no matter what you actually do or think.)
Does she exhibit stalker behaviors? This usually occurs during the courtship phase or when she senses you’re about to make a break for it. For instance: Calling and hanging up? Calling over and over and over until you answer the phone? Does she wait outside your home, uninvited, until you arrive? Does she show up at places she know you’ll be, also uninvited? Has she tried to get close to your friends in inappropriate ways? (All of the above, via Google and Facebook spyware on most websites now.)

Obviously I'm overgeneralizing, but damn, the shoe does fit.

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