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INSURRECTION! HAPPENING AS WE TYPE NONSENSE ON PATNET!!!


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2022 Jun 23, 12:00pm   1,535 views  13 comments

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https://nitter.pussthecat.org/PPAWI/status/1539648047466295296#m

The people of Wisconsin support access to abortion! Our legislators need to listen and pass the Abortion Rights Preservation Act!

#PinkOutTheCapitol #BansOffOurBodies

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1   SunnyvaleCA   2022 Jun 23, 5:30pm  

Let the different states handle abortion the way the voters of those states see fit. Some states already have laws on the books that go into effect as soon as possible if the issue is turned back to the states to decide. In some ways, the leak might have been useful, as it gives people a heads-up to get ready.
2   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 5:50pm  

That's what's nice about nonsense. It's usually non-binding. Nowadays, however, you never know.
3   Ceffer   2022 Jun 23, 7:59pm  

They're asking abortion proponents if they would like one scoop or two.
4   Karloff   2022 Jun 24, 12:23pm  

Is "scoop" some slang term I missed? as in,

"She 'git knocked up, but goin' down to tha clinic next week to get scooped out."
6   komputodo   2022 Jun 25, 8:40pm  

Karloff says

Is "scoop" some slang term I missed? as in,

"She 'git knocked up, but goin' down to tha clinic next week to get scooped out."

But if she get scooped out, she dont get the monthly assistance check.
7   komputodo   2022 Jun 25, 8:42pm  

Hircus says

another stunning and brave insurrection

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-senate-abortion-protest-hostage

and mostly peaceful
8   komputodo   2022 Jun 25, 8:45pm  

I heard AOC dropped in there and was almost raped.
10   Ceffer   2022 Jun 26, 11:58am  

komputodo says

I heard AOC dropped in there and was almost raped.

She was walking around with no panties, but no takers. "What's a girl have to do to get raped around here?"
11   Bd6r   2022 Jun 26, 12:02pm  

Ceffer says

a girl

ARE YOU MISGENDERING A HORSE HERE???
12   Onvacation   2022 Jun 26, 12:04pm  

Bd6r says

Ceffer says


a girl

ARE YOU MISGENDERING A HORSE HERE???

No. She's definitely a filly.
13   Patrick   2023 May 1, 3:25pm  

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/transforming-monday-may-1-2023-c?publication_id=463409&post_id=118541822&isFreemail=true


Human Events ran a fun opinion piece over the weekend mocking the Associated Press with the headline, “Associated Press—who used capitol riot to redefine ‘insurrection’—now OUTRAGED by GOP calling state capitol riots ‘insurrections’.”

Conservative writer and playwright Libby Emmons has a problem with how the Associated Press can’t make up its mind about what the word “insurrection” means. The news giant waffles back and forth, like a man visiting China for the first time desperately trying to figure out which one is the men’s bathroom.

What has brought things to a confusing head are all the violent trans protests in the Tennessee and Montana Houses of Representatives, where oversized activists wearing size-10 spike heels and plus-sized cocktail wear rushed the galleries and had to be physically removed by outnumbered riot police.

The latest problem arises because, back on January 14, 2021, the Associated Press “updated” its long-standing definition of “insurrection” in order to better match the event of January 6th. Before J6, the AP defined “insurrection” using the long-standing 18th century definition: “a violent uprising that targets government authority.” But that didn’t seem quite right, since it sort of ruled out calling J6 an insurrection, so diligent AP editors — always striving for truth and justice — tweaked the word’s meaning. Just a smidge or skosh.

So in early 2021, the AP’s editors somberly announced, in order to fit in better with 21st-century ideals, an “insurrection” was now — officially (according to the AP) — an “an act or instance of revolting against civil authorities or an established government.”

No uprising needed!

See how it works? Those devilish J6 MAGA Trumpites weren’t just ordinary protestors, no, they were INSURRECTORS! We just updated the meaning! And so, for the last 2+ years we’ve gotten an earache listening to deadpan news anchors ignorantly describing the events of January 6th as “an insurrection,” over and over and over.

But now the AP is shocked, shocked and appalled, that conservatives would dare compare the violent clashes between clown-wigged, BLM-masked trans protestors fighting riot police IN THE MONTANA HOUSE GALLERY to the much more serious and civilization-shattering events that unfurled when some conservative rally-goers quietly strolled through the Capitol rotunda.

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