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https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-puts-on-her-angry-eyebrows-after-hearing-husband-was-arrested

Patrick says

Nancy Pelosi's drunk husband Paul was five miles from his Napa home when he blew a stop sign while crossing highway at 10:22pm and crashed his new Porsche into Jeep, arrest report reveals

Driven there many times.

Napa police doesn't actively hunt buzzed drivers. You need to do something real stupid to get charged with a DUI.

RWSGFY says

You need to do something real stupid to get charged with a DUI.

Accidents happen. Fender benders, etc. Sober or otherwise. If your buzzed, you can get nabbed for a DUI. If you have connections you can make it quietly go away. If your poor you are generally screwed.

I had a guy tag my bumper Christmas eve one year, it was icy and he didn't stop in time. He wasn't hammered, but I suspect had had a couple of drinks or whatever. Would he have blown a 0.08? No idea. There was no real damage to either vehicle so we mutual agreed no harm, no foul, which each other a merry Christmas, and went on our way.

I have a simlar perspective to WookieMan. Do I condone it? No. But have I done it? Probably. It's not like I walk around with a breathalyzer in my pocket.

Frankly it would be eaiser to just set a 0.0 limit like they do in Europe. Alcohol impairs your judgment and its very easy to think your fine when, by the letter of the law, your not.

Most of the bad wrecks, the ones that take lives, the person behind the wheel was almoat always blackout drunk, not just a little tipsy. If you're getting that hammered, do it at home or have a ride in advance.

Alcohol impairs the judgment you need to recognize that you are impaired. Ever try to take the keys away from a drunk?

Notice how the whole drunk driving affair is being memory holed already. No press follow up so far outside of the initial reports. He'll be quietly dismissed, everybody will be paid off, or he'll get some trivial charge or probation that the plebs could never get, and be out driving drunk again in no time, since he is a chronic offender.

Every time we say Nancy Pelosi, we should add the nickname "Magnetic Doors", so it's Nancy "Magnetic Doors" Pelosi. If we all start doing this, eventually the Internet and NPCverse is going to start asking why
posted 3 hours ago by ghost_of_aswartz +180 / -0
In my mind, those doors are [ RED HERRING ] to Jan 6th investigation

They could potentially charge Nancy Pelosi with seditious conspiracy if she is the one that ordered capitol police to unlock those doors on Jan 6th by disabling the mag locks

The cap police would not have done it on their own, because if they did of their own volition--rather than following orders by their boss (speaker of the house of contress)--they'd become an accessory to seditious conspiracy--a co-conspirator!

Because the magnetic doors being opened are the sine qua non of Jan 6th, the 'thing without which jan 6th could not have happened'.

Did Pelosi do it?

DID PELOSI DO IT?

Start calling her Nancy MAGNETIC DOORS Pelosi

DA Allison Haley got too much heat? Next strategy: slow walk while bribing and intimidating everybody in the chain of custody:
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/44419

Ceffer says

DA Allison Haley got too much heat? Next strategy: slow walk while bribing and intimidating everybody in the chain of custody:
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/44419

Good. The DA should also be fired for trying to let him off.

I wonder how the initial interaction went between paul and the first cop? I bet paul either knew the names of the local police chief and the DA by memory, or made a quick phone call to find out. Then he prob chatted with the cop, saying crap like:
- Do you happen to be friends w/ XYZ, the police chief? Just asking, because me and him are real good friends.
- How long will this take? I need to speak with my wife before her speech tonight, where she addresses congress and millions of americans live. Oh, you didn't know? She's speaker of the house. Ya... she's a real tiger I tell ya...and totally born to politic. She can make ANYTHING happen. And trust me... I fear her more than anyone because I know what she's capable of haha. She's a great mom too... and VERY protective of her family. Do you have a family, Bret?

I wait for the day when a video of the subtle threats and bribes of the CA political elite come to light.

Hircus says

I wait for the day when a video of the subtle threats and bribes of the CA political elite come to light.

This is what I want to see.

Sorry. The police just ain't gonna release the video of that particular arrest

What kinda country do you think you are living in?

https://nypost.com/2022/02/07/pelosi-spent-almost-500k-on-private-jets-since-october-2020/

Nancy Pelosi spent almost $500K on private jets despite climate preaching

Hircus says

- Do you happen to be friends w/ XYZ, the police chief? Just asking, because me and him are real good friends.

Let me tell you a trick. Learn the name of the local police chief and commissioner in your area.

If you ever get pulled over, you can just say "it wouldn't help if I know X would it?"

And you'll find it will, 99% of the time.

I don't like corruption, but if there's going to be corruption, make it work to your advantage.

Hircus says

I wait for the day when a video of the subtle threats and bribes of the CA political elite come to light.

Honestly? I don't think in real life they are the least bit subtle about it.

Ceffer says

Hircus says

I wait for the day when a video of the subtle threats and bribes of the CA political elite come to light.

Honestly? I don't think in real life they are the least bit subtle about it.

Correct. remember what happened to that hairdresser that exposed Nancy's Covid Lockdown hypocrisy.

Ceffer says

Alcohol impairs the judgment you need to recognize that you are impaired. Ever try to take the keys away from a drunk?

You are correct Ceffer. The problem with most people that imbibe booze don't understand when it's a problem and they've had too much. I will get a hotel or Uber 1,000% of the time if I've had too much. If we have a night out on the town we always book a hotel. 20 hotel stays will be cheaper than a DUI. Call it an insurance policy.

Only time I mess around is my weekly pong group. I might have 4-5 beers over four hours and I'd hit a deer before a human/car before anything else on that drive. Or our volleyball league I might have more, but it's a 2 minute drive home on not busy streets, 30mph speed limit. I drive like a geezer too. Rural as fuck, so vehicle traffic is minimal.

I'll admit to having a handful of times I don't remember getting home and I drove. Was totally stupid. Those days are done and no DUI's. Not proud of it, but glad I didn't hurt anyone.

The worst thing with alcohol consumption is quantity. You have to work out more, but drink beer. Light beer. I know it's gross to most. But it generally is hard to get plastered before getting full of liquid. Mixed drinks and hard liquor are the devil in my opinion. Wine is fine as you generally cannot slam a mega pint, but it makes me angry. Champagne makes me fuzzy buzzed. Beer is just eh... have a buzz maybe.

As to the keys thing, I'm a passive drinker in that I wouldn't argue with anyone about taking make keys if they thought I couldn't drive. As a drinker I will take away your keys though through physical altercation if necessary if I know you're not able to drive. Our core group of friends is pretty good though about identifying when someone is going south and has to drive. Crash at the house or have another buddy drive you. We're at the age though where 5 drinks is a lot over a couple hours, unless camping or at a resort.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-recommends-avoiding-pain-at-the-pump-by-becoming-a-millionaire-through-insider-trading

https://nitter.net/RealJamesWoods/status/1541233440212733952#m

@RealJamesWoods
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I love this princess stood her ground, while Nancy showed her true colors.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/06/27/mayra-flores-says-yes-nancy-pelosi-shoved-her-child-during-photo-op-n584896

When I first saw the video of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) appearing to shove the little daughter of Rep. Mayra Flores (R-TX) with her elbow during a photo-op for her swearing-in, I thought perhaps it was a manipulated video or maybe the angles weren’t clear. But then I saw a video taken from C-Span that seemed to show the same thing.

Ah, that was Mayra Flores's daughter.

https://babylonbee.com/news/no-one-else-at-vatican-able-to-receive-communion-after-pelosi-drinks-all-the-wine

VATICAN CITY - Pelosi visited St. Peter's Basilica in Rome to receive communion this week, but left the entire city in an uproar after she drank all the wine and left no communion for anyone else.

Witnesses say Pelosi wrestled the chalice away from the priest who was offering it to her and emptied the whole thing before grabbing another chalice and guzzling that one too.

"I'm a bold protector of women's rights! I deserve this!" she yelled out, according to sources. "I'm a practicing Catholic! Good morning! Sunday morning!"

Sources confirmed that once Pelosi was finished, there was no communion wine left for the 1,200 people still waiting in line to receive it. Pelosi's husband stayed behind to ask for some communion in a to-go cup.

At publishing time, local authorities found Pelosi passed out in an alleyway. It was unclear whether it was because she had taken the cup in an unworthy manner and brought judgment onto herself, or because her blood alcohol was four times the legal limit.

https://slaynews.com/news/house-republicans-investigation-report-january-6-pelosi-fault/

House Republicans have released a report on their investigations into the riot on January 6, 2021, that determines the breach of the U.S. Capitol building was Democrat Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s fault.

The 141-page investigative report was independently published on Wednesday by Reps. Jim Banks (R-IN), Rodney Davis (R-IL), Troy Nehls (R-TX), Jim Jordan (R-OH), and Kelly Armstrong (R-ND).

It outlines the failures of House Democratic Party leadership and Capitol authorities that left the complex vulnerable.

Lol, that was no "failure". It was the plan all along, a setup in cooperation with the criminal scum at the FBI.