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National Political Incorrectness Day


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2015 Sep 19, 9:40am   275,319 views  3,469 comments

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How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

What would you say? You don't have to actually believe what you say, it just has to be provoctive.

"Barefoot and pregnant is the way I like 'em."

"Good lord you are FAT!"

"I have a lawnmower. His name is Jose."

"Speak English"
#politics

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19   Ceffer   2015 Sep 20, 11:05pm  

Why do I think that asking Patneters to post something politically incorrect is both redundant and unnecessary?

28   John Bailo   2015 Sep 22, 11:58am  


How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

That would be Friday, January 20th, 2017.

Inauguration Day for President Trump.

29   NuttBoxer   2015 Sep 22, 12:00pm  

Who wants to play some Smear the Queer!!

Obama is a house nigger

George W is a redneck inbred, white trash hick

Can you fix me a sandwich on your way out?

Last one, let's rename it the:
Race baiting, race card pulling, self mutilating but wanna call it a gender, killing/beating/extorting but wanna call it policing, fudge packing but wanna call it a race, male bashing feminist, propogandizing but wanna call it education, party pooping PC, illegal US hating/but want federal handout, catholic pedophiling, gun control, but I got a 50 foot wall and bodyguard with guns bitches need to shut the fuck up day!

30   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 22, 5:46pm  

I refuse to call bums, wino's, and derelicts homeless! You should too.

31   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 22, 5:48pm  

It should be perfectly legal to kill anyone in the US who is an illegal alien.

32   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 22, 5:52pm  

Obligatory woman driver comment.

33   anonymous   2015 Sep 22, 5:55pm  

All I want is to live in a good neighborhood (mostly white, definitely no blacks) in a "good" school district (mostly white, definitely no blacks)

34   MisdemeanorRebel   2015 Sep 22, 6:20pm  

The current wave of refugees is more young and male with less women than the US Marine Corps.

35   Patrick   2015 Sep 24, 8:30am  

a pakistani friend (a "paki" to be super-politically incorrect) once told me two common sayings in pakistan:

* when someone says america, you respond "dollar dollar pussy pussy". because that's what they think of when they think of america.
* "a good wife should spend all day in front of stove and all night in front of dick"

they do not seem constrained in pakistan by notions of political correctness.

36   Ceffer   2015 Sep 24, 11:34am  

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, now run go fetch me that coffee.

37   Ceffer   2015 Sep 24, 11:36am  

I bought two watermelons at the store. As I was juggling them trying to open my car door, a black man offered to help. I told him "no" because I knew he just wanted to steal one.

38   Tenpoundbass   2015 Sep 24, 2:25pm  

"Kill Whitie!"

Well no wait a minute... that's actually pretty mainstream light hearted banter these days.

39   Tenpoundbass   2015 Sep 24, 2:28pm  

Women can't run fast because they have a wider pelvis for rearing children.
That's some classic Science right there.

40   Y   2015 Sep 24, 3:41pm  

Zimmerman is innocent.

41   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2015 Sep 24, 3:55pm  

Ceffer says

I bought two watermelons at the store. As I was juggling them trying to open my car door, a black man offered to help. I told him "no" because I knew he just wanted to steal one

If Marcus didn't have you on ignore, he'd have disliked your posting.

42   just_passing_through   2015 Sep 24, 7:39pm  

Why do women wear perfume and make up? Because they are ugly and they stink!

43   Vicente   2015 Sep 24, 8:15pm  

Why do women fake it?

THEY THINK WE CARE!

44   ChapulinColorado   2015 Sep 24, 9:14pm  


How about a national day where everyone is encouraged to say politically incorrect things?

Can you make that a month?

45   just_passing_through   2015 Sep 24, 10:54pm  

I've got dozens of midget jokes. They're all short and funny.

46   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 25, 7:11am  

Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360,then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

People on government assistance of any type shouldn't have the right to vote. They aren't paying anything in and shouldn't have a say in how my tax dollars are spent. It's just common sense.

47   Strategist   2015 Sep 25, 7:36am  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Hey, Allah!

Blow me!

That's your daily morning prayer.

48   just_passing_through   2015 Sep 25, 8:09am  

Chubby. Chaser.

49   Strategist   2015 Sep 25, 8:12am  

lostand confused says

You are not curvy and beautiful-you feminazi freak!

Delicious vanilla soft serve.

53   just_passing_through   2015 Sep 25, 7:36pm  

"Hey stewardess. Please go get me the waitress."

54   MisdemeanorRebel   2015 Sep 25, 8:56pm  

just_passing_through says

"Hey stewardess. Please go get me the waitress."

What Stewardess?

"Boeing Waitress, more whiskey!"

55   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 29, 6:53pm  

Ignorant blacks benefit from the chaos and disruptions they cause. They don't have to work. Their idea of working is protesting, blocking traffic, yelling obscenities, holding up vulgar signs, rioting, looting and making our taxes rise. They done quite well from the last riot. They are gearing up for 6 more riots if 6 officers are not charged with murder. Hell, they may riot anyway just from celebrating if the officers are found guilty. This is playing into their hands quite well. They know they are controlling city leaders and keeping the cops at bay. They have many supporters. They know the city doesn't have the balls to come after them like they could when they commit their crimes. They know the president has their backs. They truly love the mayor and the attorney general.

Baltimore is a criminal thug paradise. There should be votes taken to determine which majority black city is the best at promoting, allowing, and encouraging uncivilized criminal thug behavior. Baltimore would have to rank close to the top. The only real worry the black savages have is being killed by other blacks.

58   zzyzzx   2015 Nov 24, 6:12pm  

I am offended by the term "Black Friday". Its blatantly racist and feel that it no longer fits in today's progressive narrative. It harkens back to a deeply oppressive time when my own college campus didn't have any safe rooms I could hide in when my feelings were hurt. I therefore call for the words to be banned and forbid the history of the term being taught in any curriculum unless it suits my needs. Moreover, if anyone uses or defends it or its meaning in any way, they will be labeled a racist. And someone needs to take responsibility for my feelings being hurt again and quit their job.

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